Ask The British Stereotype!

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ChaosTorrent

The hell is a crumpet? D:

A crumpet is a rather delectable treat made of crabs and trumpets. Often smothered with a thick coating of Tweeningtons Crab Gravy. Spiffing!  

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otawara

Do all Britts make threads like this?

Most of us Brits don't even know what the internet is old chap, let alone how to use it! So the answer would be no.  

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Shane-Cheshner

How do you make the monocle stay in your eye? Do you train your eye to keep it there?

Well you see, Brits really can't help having a monocle there I'm afraid old chap. You see, Brit's left or right eyes attract the nearest monocle if there is no monocle already taken up such a position. Quite a problem sometimes old chap.  

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Tonberry Crunch

If your eye attracts the monocle, then what would happen if there was magnetic disturbance in the area?

See, that is one of the problems I previously mentioned about such a thing. Our monocles can't handle the pressure causing the monocle to fly off and fly around the room...  

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Now I have a question for you chaps! Would this make a good Flash cartoon per chance?  

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J of The Wind

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Now I have a question for you chaps! Would this make a good Flash cartoon per chance?

I would laugh endlessly.

Oh jolly good! Jolly good!