Once upon a time Keely and Xiporah were merrily skipping along a path. They were singing songs and eating candy canes when a raper man jumped out of the bushes with all of his raping tools and screamed "RAPERAPERAPE!"
Xiporah and Keely were not in the mood for this so they both pulled out thier bootknives and stabbed him to death. Once he was dead, they used some of his raping tools to desicrate the body and bathed in his blood. They also started a campfire and cooked and ate his eyes and then took a s**t in the empty sockets.
"HE'S GOT POOP VISON!" Keely screamed as Xiporah hung his corpse from a tree then opened his belly so the entrails would spill on the ground and the two drank hot coco as they watched the sunset while the crows picked apart the corpse behind them.
The end.
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