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Punk Elf

PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:02 pm


Meushi
Comic book lingo: Hey! Let's make like Nightcrawler and Bamf!

biggrin

I wanna make like anything with nightcrawler....
PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:26 pm


Punk Elf
Meushi
Comic book lingo: Hey! Let's make like Nightcrawler and Bamf!

biggrin

I wanna make like anything with nightcrawler....


*drool* Me tooo biggrin

Meushi

Alien Sweetheart


Lurking Turnip

PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:43 pm


SpaceCowboy192
ok, this pick-up isnt really dorky but tell me what you think..............

ok, what i do is tell you to give me your hand.....and then i turn it palm up, then i say...........now here's a fence (draws imaginary fence in middle of palm)..........theirs a bunny on one side and a carrot on the other.....now, the bunny cant go over, under, around, or through the fence........how does the bunny get to the carrot???...............(and then of course you wont know the answer so you eventually say "i dont know")........then i say........"i dont know either, i just wanted to hold your hand. wink



Thats cute. ^_^
PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:10 pm


just walk up and say "fat penquins" when they ask you what your talking about you have a convo

gimmy_now


omnispork
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:23 pm


gimmy_now
just walk up and say "fat penquins" when they ask you what your talking about you have a convo


that would work on me, exspet instead of asking what their talking about, i would say "...are naked becuase their to big to fit into their tuxedo's" or "taste good"
PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:27 pm


my bf used a funny one to get his arm around me on the fist date

he said his hand away from me was the boy turtle and my hand away from him was a girl turtle and the boy turlte (he motions this part with the arm closer to me) walks up my arm and down yours and i forgot the rest

the forgeting part was part of it because he "forgot" to pull his arm back xd i was so busy laughing i didn't care

gimmy_now


Meushi

Alien Sweetheart

PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:40 pm


Execuse me, are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:50 pm


gimmy_now
my bf used a funny one to get his arm around me on the fist date

he said his hand away from me was the boy turtle and my hand away from him was a girl turtle and the boy turlte (he motions this part with the arm closer to me) walks up my arm and down yours and i forgot the rest

the forgeting part was part of it because he "forgot" to pull his arm back xd i was so busy laughing i didn't care
thats cool

Miru_Miru


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:18 pm


"Hey baby... if you were a flower, I would pick you."

Some guy seriously said this to me,

this was my response to him...

"Well if you were a flower, I'd piss on you... even that isn't worth my time." biggrin
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:02 am


"Hi, I really like you"

I like to keep it simple ^_^

Ellen-Rose


Teizek

PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:14 am


"Didnt i see you at an AA meeting last night?"
"baby you are quite the dish, and i am one fat man"
"it may not be thanksgiving yet but would you like some stuffing?"
"hey.. interesting party eh?"

the last one ive used lots the others are ones ive made up heh or heard somewhere and cant remember where
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:03 pm


"ever had sex with a ninj4 before?"

omnispork
Crew


xsunriseinnoonx

PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:40 am


best way to get rid of a freshman stalker : " sorry i don't go out with people who haven't gone through puberty yet."
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:41 am


cocoa fang
pick up lines dont work, but i heard one that was hilarious.

"does this rag smell like chloroform?"


ooh! that's the best way to rape someone!

<_<
>_>
<_<
:cough:

xsunriseinnoonx


o sunflower king

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:06 pm


xXKatra EzukaiXx
Guy: u must be tired

Girl: why

Guy; bc u been running around in my dreams


I think that's sweet! heart heart
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