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 Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:57 am
granted, but everything else goes up.
i wish i had a car...
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:25 pm
Granted, but its a piece of crap and it blows up when you turn it on.
I wish I had my own laptop :3
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:11 pm
Granted, but it's a Mac.
(ooh, do I smell a BURN??) ;D
I wish I lived on the moon.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:17 pm
granted, but you have no oxygen and die within 10 minutes.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:40 pm
granted but the IRS takes it.
i wish i had a corvette!
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:02 pm
granted, but you go to the mall and when you get done shopping you realize that while you were gone someone ran into it
I wish I had a pet ferret 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:42 pm
Granted, but it eats out your eyeballs.
I wish I had a pet cow.
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:07 am
granted, but it gets mad cow disease
i wish i could play an instrument
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:34 pm
Granted, but then it falls on your head and kills you...
I wish I knew all the words to the song 'What's This' from the Nightmare before Christmas....
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Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:48 pm
Granted, but you become mute.
I wish money grew on trees.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:01 pm
Granted, but trees grow 100 feet tall now.
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:18 pm
Granted, but it is rotten.
I wish I had a new computer.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:17 pm
granted, but there is a problem with the hard drive and the store you bought it from says "No refunds, returns, or exchanges." Also, it blows up in your face as you try to fix the problem yourself.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:02 am
Granted, but it's form Iraq so is rigged with explosives and you die...
I wish I could dance...
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:44 pm
Granted, but you fall and break your spine. You are paralyzed for life now.
I wish the terrorists would spontaneously combust.
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