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 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:39 am
Plethora: I've been needing that flavoured fruit stuff.
For so.
Looong.
My boyfriend's North Pol is extensive. wink
Blow jobs huuurt my jaw and neck after a minute.
Yummy tastes would keep me going, haha.
And it is my goal, upon turning eighteen, to be led into EVERY SEX SHOP IN THE CASTRO DISTRICT. Of San Francisco, if it's not as infamous as I find it to be. ;D
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:44 am
That would be quite funny, especially in Mexico, since most people is heavily religous, so you would get a lot of religous slanders thrown at you :p
The idea behind buying dildos was very "manish" (dont confuse manish with manly, lol) I thought that if one could give a woman so much pleasure, then 2 would double the amount... that is linear thinking 101, unfortunately... as manish things are... it turned out to be stupid.
Honestly, what do you use it for? ok, you use it on a female for a while, and then she will ask for the real thing, so... sounds pretty useless :p even for those rare cases on which a girl enjoys a**l, the d***o wont simulate a double penetration, as a matter of fact it will get in the way most of the time.
But with age and experience comes knowledge, now I know, and knowing is half the battle!
And I have to agree, it takes courage to walk into a sex shop, but you know what is even scarier? walking into a lingerie shop, dont ask me why, but I still have a hard time going to one of those, even more than into a sex shop.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:45 am
Decorus Lies Plethora: I've been needing that flavoured fruit stuff.
For so.
Looong.
My boyfriend's North Pol is extensive. wink
Blow jobs huuurt my jaw and neck after a minute.
Yummy tastes would keep me going, haha.
And it is my goal, upon turning eighteen, to be led into EVERY SEX SHOP IN THE CASTRO DISTRICT. Of San Francisco, if it's not as infamous as I find it to be. ;D
Me too so I've improvised: I surprised my fiancee by using a cherry flavored pop-cicle, it gives the man a bit of a shock because of the cold at first but believe me, he'll love it after a while.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:47 am
Decorus Lies Plethora: I've been needing that flavoured fruit stuff.
For so.
Looong.
My boyfriend's North Pol is extensive. wink
Blow jobs huuurt my jaw and neck after a minute.
Yummy tastes would keep me going, haha.
And it is my goal, upon turning eighteen, to be led into EVERY SEX SHOP IN THE CASTRO DISTRICT. Of San Francisco, if it's not as infamous as I find it to be. ;D Lets remember wise yoda's words: "size matters not" lol. In any case, its kind of rare for a girl to be able to take it fully into her. Somehow after reading that, I sound kind of jealous, lol. What I can advice though, Pink, is to try and find a sex shop which is staffed with at least one gay guy, they are absolutely knowledgable on this kind of things, and their wisdom on the matter is quite an asset.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:49 am
IvesRountree That would be quite funny, especially in Mexico, since most people is heavily religous, so you would get a lot of religous slanders thrown at you :p The idea behind buying dildos was very "manish" (dont confuse manish with manly, lol) I thought that if one could give a woman so much pleasure, then 2 would double the amount... that is linear thinking 101, unfortunately... as manish things are... it turned out to be stupid. Honestly, what do you use it for? ok, you use it on a female for a while, and then she will ask for the real thing, so... sounds pretty useless :p even for those rare cases on which a girl enjoys a**l, the d***o wont simulate a double penetration, as a matter of fact it will get in the way most of the time. But with age and experience comes knowledge, now I know, and knowing is half the battle! And I have to agree, it takes courage to walk into a sex shop, but you know what is even scarier? walking into a lingerie shop, dont ask me why, but I still have a hard time going to one of those, even more than into a sex shop. Yeah, well that I can understand the lingure shop, thats why I just ask my fiancee to kinda circle or point out something he'd like to see me in from like a magazine or something. Dose not mean I buy it, I hardly ever do and depending on the material they can be costly (luckily I know how to hand sew very well!) But I like to get an idea of his taste.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:53 am
Oh God, and Deep throating? two words: Good-Luck
Very few women can accomplish such a goal (LOL!!!) well I'm not sure if its a goal, but if you can do it then,well...DAMN! if you can't you can't and please don't try or force yourself to do it, last thing the poor guy wants is a lap full of puke or stomach acid, and believe me after that he'll be flacid by the time you blink twice.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:56 am
I believe your fiancee is one of the top 10 luckiest guys alive dramallama
I finally was able to use the drama llama emote! (though I have no idea if I used it correctly)
The important part on all of this, aside from actually caring from the person (something I really recommend, when you do someone just for pleasure it leaves you kind of empty... both phisically and emotionally) is being communicative and imaginative, the sexiest thing ever might be a card saying " tonight you can do whatever you want to me ", or even a voucher for behaving naughty, its all in the psyche, as long as one is playfull and respectful, it will be special.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:04 am
IvesRountree I believe your fiancee is one of the top 10 luckiest guys alive dramallama I finally was able to use the drama llama emote! (though I have no idea if I used it correctly) The important part on all of this, aside from actually caring from the person (something I really recommend, when you do someone just for pleasure it leaves you kind of empty... both phisically and emotionally) is being communicative and imaginative, the sexiest thing ever might be a card saying " tonight you can do whatever you want to me ", or even a voucher for behaving naughty, its all in the psyche, as long as one is playfull and respectful, it will be special. Llama!!!
I agree its not the toys, its what you do thats makes the entire experience all the more pleasurable.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:18 am
Plethora: I will drop a popsicle hint to my boyfriend! ;D And as far as deep-throating goes ... Depends on angle for me. Uhm. But ... He can't go down very far, considering length and hardness. -giggles-
I have many a gay male friend, and a few of them are couples, I'm so ******** set for life. xD
I can't take my boyfriend to places like Victoria's Secret.
He ends up trying on the panties himself.
Ives: Is the llame deep-throating ...? O_O;;
And yes, the phrase, "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" is utter wisdom, but really, having an unnecessary amount of p***s in the pants is awesome, too. Ahahaha.
While I'm at it, I'm just gonna say I ******** hate a**l. I want to like it. But the over-adequacy of my boy toy makes for a hellish experience. Lube. Yes. We use bountiful amounts of it but no go.
I feel sooo sorry for the next prudish person who comes and looks here,
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:24 am
Decorus Lies
Plethora: I will drop a popsicle hint to my boyfriend! ;D And as far as deep-throating goes ... Depends on angle for me. Uhm. But ... He can't go down very far, considering length and hardness. -giggles-
I have many a gay male friend, and a few of them are couples, I'm so ******** set for life. xD
I can't take my boyfriend to places like Victoria's Secret.
He ends up trying on the panties himself.
Ives: Is the llame deep-throating ...? O_O;;
And yes, the phrase, "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" is utter wisdom, but really, having an unnecessary amount of p***s in the pants is awesome, too. Ahahaha.
While I'm at it, I'm just gonna say I ******** hate a**l. I want to like it. But the over-adequacy of my boy toy makes for a hellish experience. Lube. Yes. We use bountiful amounts of it but no go.
I feel sooo sorry for the next prudish person who comes and looks here,
Yup, I think we went overboard a little bit, and I am sure Nyzz is gonna eat my brains for sure this time, or at least get seriously mad at me (please dont sweatdrop ) a**l is kind of a tricky lane, so far i have seen that you have to be kind of preset to liking it, you have the right attitude pink, but your boys toy will not help a lot, you might want to start "opening" posibilities (that has to be one of my best puns ever) starting with a smaller thing, and going up on scale until its no big deal playing with your man, its just that you have to be able to walk before learning to run. and the llama is... well... I am not sure I should answer that one xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:29 am
Decorus Lies
Plethora: I will drop a popsicle hint to my boyfriend! ;D And as far as deep-throating goes ... Depends on angle for me. Uhm. But ... He can't go down very far, considering length and hardness. -giggles-
I have many a gay male friend, and a few of them are couples, I'm so ******** set for life. xD
I can't take my boyfriend to places like Victoria's Secret.
He ends up trying on the panties himself.
Ives: Is the llame deep-throating ...? O_O;;
And yes, the phrase, "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" is utter wisdom, but really, having an unnecessary amount of p***s in the pants is awesome, too. Ahahaha.
While I'm at it, I'm just gonna say I ******** hate a**l. I want to like it. But the over-adequacy of my boy toy makes for a hellish experience. Lube. Yes. We use bountiful amounts of it but no go.
I feel sooo sorry for the next prudish person who comes and looks here,
Well then its a good thing that prudish person is me! =D
I actually enjoy a**l, I rather like it but its not the one orifice on my body that I'd prefer to be penetrated either. I think I'm one of those rare kind of girls who enjoy it both ways, but yes there has to be a fair amount of lubrication for it to work out and also some foreplay.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:32 am
IvesRountree Decorus Lies
Plethora: I will drop a popsicle hint to my boyfriend! ;D And as far as deep-throating goes ... Depends on angle for me. Uhm. But ... He can't go down very far, considering length and hardness. -giggles-
I have many a gay male friend, and a few of them are couples, I'm so ******** set for life. xD
I can't take my boyfriend to places like Victoria's Secret.
He ends up trying on the panties himself.
Ives: Is the llame deep-throating ...? O_O;;
And yes, the phrase, "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" is utter wisdom, but really, having an unnecessary amount of p***s in the pants is awesome, too. Ahahaha.
While I'm at it, I'm just gonna say I ******** hate a**l. I want to like it. But the over-adequacy of my boy toy makes for a hellish experience. Lube. Yes. We use bountiful amounts of it but no go.
I feel sooo sorry for the next prudish person who comes and looks here,
Yup, I think we went overboard a little bit, and I am sure Nyzz is gonna eat my brains for sure this time, or at least get seriously mad at me (please dont sweatdrop ) a**l is kind of a tricky lane, so far i have seen that you have to be kind of preset to liking it, you have the right attitude pink, but your boys toy will not help a lot, you might want to start "opening" posibilities (that has to be one of my best puns ever) starting with a smaller thing, and going up on scale until its no big deal playing with your man, its just that you have to be able to walk before learning to run. and the llama is... well... I am not sure I should answer that one xd Oh crap, are we going to get in trouble?
I'm only being honest here! crying
If shes going to eat your brains out shes going to annihilate me
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:37 am
Plethora-of-Insanity IvesRountree Decorus Lies
Plethora: I will drop a popsicle hint to my boyfriend! ;D And as far as deep-throating goes ... Depends on angle for me. Uhm. But ... He can't go down very far, considering length and hardness. -giggles-
I have many a gay male friend, and a few of them are couples, I'm so ******** set for life. xD
I can't take my boyfriend to places like Victoria's Secret.
He ends up trying on the panties himself.
Ives: Is the llame deep-throating ...? O_O;;
And yes, the phrase, "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" is utter wisdom, but really, having an unnecessary amount of p***s in the pants is awesome, too. Ahahaha.
While I'm at it, I'm just gonna say I ******** hate a**l. I want to like it. But the over-adequacy of my boy toy makes for a hellish experience. Lube. Yes. We use bountiful amounts of it but no go.
I feel sooo sorry for the next prudish person who comes and looks here,
Yup, I think we went overboard a little bit, and I am sure Nyzz is gonna eat my brains for sure this time, or at least get seriously mad at me (please dont sweatdrop ) a**l is kind of a tricky lane, so far i have seen that you have to be kind of preset to liking it, you have the right attitude pink, but your boys toy will not help a lot, you might want to start "opening" posibilities (that has to be one of my best puns ever) starting with a smaller thing, and going up on scale until its no big deal playing with your man, its just that you have to be able to walk before learning to run. and the llama is... well... I am not sure I should answer that one xd Oh crap, are we going to get in trouble?
I'm only being honest here! crying
If shes going to eat your brains out shes going to annihilate me Actually, she might eat yours too, mine wouldnt make even a light snack. I am sure she will understand, its just that I can easily go off the charts, and she usually likes that I stay within boundaries, but one has to admit she is cute when angry ( something that usually gets her even more angry at me... someone please stop me, jack, i know you can do it! ) By the way, both you and Pink are rare exceptions, on my own personal account just 1 out of 8 to 10 women actually enjoy and/or look forward to having a**l.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:41 am
IvesRountree Plethora-of-Insanity IvesRountree Decorus Lies
Plethora: I will drop a popsicle hint to my boyfriend! ;D And as far as deep-throating goes ... Depends on angle for me. Uhm. But ... He can't go down very far, considering length and hardness. -giggles-
I have many a gay male friend, and a few of them are couples, I'm so ******** set for life. xD
I can't take my boyfriend to places like Victoria's Secret.
He ends up trying on the panties himself.
Ives: Is the llame deep-throating ...? O_O;;
And yes, the phrase, "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean" is utter wisdom, but really, having an unnecessary amount of p***s in the pants is awesome, too. Ahahaha.
While I'm at it, I'm just gonna say I ******** hate a**l. I want to like it. But the over-adequacy of my boy toy makes for a hellish experience. Lube. Yes. We use bountiful amounts of it but no go.
I feel sooo sorry for the next prudish person who comes and looks here,
Yup, I think we went overboard a little bit, and I am sure Nyzz is gonna eat my brains for sure this time, or at least get seriously mad at me (please dont sweatdrop ) a**l is kind of a tricky lane, so far i have seen that you have to be kind of preset to liking it, you have the right attitude pink, but your boys toy will not help a lot, you might want to start "opening" posibilities (that has to be one of my best puns ever) starting with a smaller thing, and going up on scale until its no big deal playing with your man, its just that you have to be able to walk before learning to run. and the llama is... well... I am not sure I should answer that one xd Oh crap, are we going to get in trouble?
I'm only being honest here! crying
If shes going to eat your brains out shes going to annihilate me Actually, she might eat yours too, mine wouldnt make even a light snack. I am sure she will understand, its just that I can easily go off the charts, and she usually likes that I stay within boundaries, but one has to admit she is cute when angry ( something that usually gets her even more angry at me... someone please stop me, jack, i know you can do it! ) By the way, both you and Pink are rare exceptions, on my own personal account just 1 out of 8 to 10 women actually enjoy and/or look forward to having a**l. I think most women don't like the idea of having a**l because they fear it will make them walk funny the next day, thus ******** up their 'posture' that so many women try so hard to acquire.
funny thing is I always had really bad posture, until a**l butt sex fixed it for me automatically xd true story.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:42 am
I will have to use your example often xd
One never knows until one asks I guess :p
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