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 Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:59 pm
I just hope you shot the right one! A cop's been bugging me lately! *looks at picture* oh excellent! thank you dear!
mom! i'm fighting against ninjas!
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:31 pm
We'll thats great honey -thinks: I hope the Ninjas win twisted -
Mum I killed Britany Spears
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:31 am
oh no!! just when i was taking up paparazzi lessons!
mom i shot the sherriff!
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:48 pm
good now we can get your whore of a sister out of jail...what I need money
Mum I started another Holocaust
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:51 am
Thanks! now i can try my limited edition fallout "brotherhood of steel" outfit!
mom! i poked dad with a molding iron!
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:35 pm
Indeed. Now about these hospital bills.....
Mum, I keep having the same Avatar for months on end.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:33 pm
good, at least you learned the value of saving up gold unlike your poor broken down brother
mum, I just spend the money you were going to use to pay the electric bill
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:06 pm
Fine we'll just rent out your room until we have enough money to pay the bill then. >3
Mum, I sat down on our cat and broke its back...
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:36 am
Isn't that YOUR cat? *twilight zone theme* DUM DAN DAN!!!
mom, I accidentally entered the computer!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:17 am
that's nice dear! now i can finish diablo!! do your best, ok?
mom! i'm about to give birth to an alien!
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:56 am
don't worry! i'm ready!! *brings out laser rifle*
whenever you're ready, hun!
mom! I kicked a Jaguar!!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:30 pm
not my problem if he eats you, I warned you to be nice to kitties many times...have fun running son
mum, I shredded your cruise tickets...
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:03 am
such a shame, and I bought it especially for you.. anyway...
mom, i turned into a cat!
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:39 pm
great another cat...as if 5 billion cats isn't enough...I'm gonna start bringing in dogs
Mum, I ran over Oprah with the car
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:41 am
might as well try watching ellen degeneres today
mom, i got hit by gamma radiation!
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