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 Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:13 am
Alfred: Mmmm, Steve sandwich....
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:48 pm
RE4 parody, in the house with Ashley and Luis.
Luis: So, the President even equipted his daughter with ballistic defenses!
*She growls at him and jerks her head to the side, a cheap-efect shokc travels over her body*
Leon: What the-
*Two turrets poke our of her boobs, and Leon runs at Luis, tackling him to the ground as the villagers bust through the windows, Ashley lighting them up*
Leon: HOLY s**t! SHE'S A FEM-BOT!!!
*Luis is cowaring as he huddles on his side with Leon*
Luis: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:58 pm
Usagi Ninja Wesker: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout... Hmm a tea pot? very interesting... (sarasm) I can surely picture Wesker doing that... blaugh
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:50 pm
Wesker: My favourite colour is pink. heart
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:24 pm
Wesker: Owwie crying
Chris: Are you gonna be okay?
Wesker: I jammed my finger. crying
Chris: That sucks.
Wesker: Could you pull my finger to unjam it?
Chris: Sure. *pulls Wesker's finger*
Wesker: *farts* Hah! You fell for the oldest trick in the book.
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:50 am
Ashley: The ponies must die *___* *cocks gun*
Leon: Not the ponies!!!! *clings and gets kicked by cow*
Krauser: Whaaaaaaaaat? You little b***h! *gets pistol whipped by Ada*
Ada: *clings to Leon* How's my poor widdle baaaaaaabyyyyyyyyyy?! *pets*
Ashley: *shoots up with 'Jublies'* I am a fem-bot >XDDDD
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:17 pm
Kouichi Pendolse Ashley: The ponies must die *___* *cocks gun* Leon: Not the ponies!!!! *clings and gets kicked by cow* Krauser: Whaaaaaaaaat? You little b***h! *gets pistol whipped by Ada* Ada: *clings to Leon* How's my poor widdle baaaaaaabyyyyyyyyyy?! *pets* Ashley: *shoots up with 'Jublies'* I am a fem-bot >XDDDD You should give me credit for that last part... mad
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:46 pm
Vinessa_Valentine RE4 parody, in the house with Ashley and Luis. Luis: So, the President even equipted his daughter with ballistic defenses! *She growls at him and jerks her head to the side, a cheap-efect shokc travels over her body* Leon: What the- *Two turrets poke our of her boobs, and Leon runs at Luis, tackling him to the ground as the villagers bust through the windows, Ashley lighting them up* Leon: HOLY s**t! SHE'S A FEM-BOT!!! *Luis is cowaring as he huddles on his side with Leon* Luis: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Aw, man, that's funny! ^_^
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:52 pm
Oh I've got another one, may not be as funny...
*Any RE hero after hearing the main bad-guy's plan*
OF COURSE!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:36 am
Chris: I wonder why Wesker always mentions "The monster in chains..."
ELSEWHERE!
Wesker: "So... You seeing anyone?"
Lisa: >.> *chain slaps*
Wesker: I like them rough.
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:11 am
This is more like something they'd never DO.
Alice is running down the building...and trips "Ouch."
Alice, picking up the phone: "Evil Umbrella Research Facility. This is....ummm.....gosh....what's my name again?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:10 pm
Yay more goods ones have been posted! Thank god the guilds have been put back up or else I would've been on a major withdrawal! xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:36 pm
Jill: JOSEPH!!!
Frost: It's ok I'm fine!
Jill: K, lol
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:42 pm
>.> <.<
Tyrant: I'm so... pretty~ Oh so pretty~ Oh so pretty and witty and... gaaayy~
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:42 pm
"I love everyone." Nicholai'd probably die six times over before saying that, but I'd like to see him say it gritting his teeth or twitching. xd
"Seig Heil! HEIL HITLER!" I just can't see Krauser doing that. No matter how Nazi-ish he may act when it comes to restoring Umbrella.
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