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 Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:51 pm
"HEY!" Moronicus yelled at Meg as the woman pushed her. "Why you little-" she lunged at the dark-haired woman, but tripped over Joxer's feet that were sticking out while he leaned up against the bar. She let out a string of curses, then grabbed the shirt of a young man standing next to her, ripping a couple of the buttons off. "Man?" she mocked, overhearing Joxer talking to the bartender, "I don see no men 'roun here. *hic* Jus a cuple a lil sissy girls." She laughed loudly and slapped her knee.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:06 pm
HAH!
*Spits on Moronicus while she was on the ground, and as she got back up, Meg put up her fists, defensively.*
C'mon, Joxer. Let's get outta this joint. This drunk brod is spoilin' my drink.
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:34 pm
"Don't you walk away from me, you little hussy!" she ran at Meg and tackled her to the ground, drunkenly slapping away at anything her hands could touch.
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:37 pm
Who you callin' hussy? Why I oughta...!
*Tries to hit her away by flailing her arms and kicking the air. But she finally delivers a blow to her face, knocking he backwards. Meg gets up and laughs at Moronicus while she's down. She couldn't resist to kick her in the stomach.*
That'll teach you a lesson to never mess with Meg! Heh.
*Pulls out the flask from her cleavage again, and takes another swig. And one more for good measure. Turns to leave, but goes back to Moronicus and kicks her again before running as fast as she could out of the tavern*
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:44 pm
thass my woman 3nodding *stands back up an starts walkin out but trips on moronicus* OOF whee umm...yea take that! scream *gets back up realleh fast an walks outteh teh tavern*
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:22 am
Moronicus woke up in the familiar cot of the town jail cell, her head pounding. "Ugh. It's a good thing this place is nice and dank, or I'd really be hurting," she said to herself. She lay there for a moment, letting the cold of the cell sooth her aching temples, then she crawled across the floor and threw up for a while in the bucket in the corner.
"Nice, good moss," she whispered as she laid her head on the stone floor, stroking the green softness beneath her. Suddenly, the fight from the night before flooded her memory, and she scowled. "Oh, you two just made yourselves a mortal enemy." She spent the rest of the morning going back and forth between puking and plotting her revenge against Meg and Joxer.
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:56 am
*Walking around the village market place with Joxer, takes an apple and tries hiding it in her shirt, but it is obviously there*
You know what, Joxer?
I think it's 'bout time I get outta this place.
It's as boring as something.. Real borin!
Whaddya say we blow this dump.
See the world an all tha stuff.
*Adjusts the ''mysterious'' lump in her shirt*
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:41 am
*starin at megs 3rd boob*................ eek yuu say somthin? oh yea right right! 3nodding see teh wurld.... i hear ish pretty big tho ninja how we ever gonna see teh whole thing? ninja we dont even got a horse....well i do ninja ish just...yuu kno....at teh cleaners right now
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:57 pm
Callisto appears outside a village with Eve slung over her shoulder, both of them are invisible to any mortal eyes. She enters the village and looks around. I know he is here somewhere... Just as she is thinking those words she spots the man wearing makeshift army and bumbling to a woman who looks exactly like Xena, but Callisto can tell it obviously isn't.
Callisto ducks into an ally in the marketplace and just as Joxer and the woman pass she reaches her arms out and grabs Joxer, making herself and Eve visible to him. Joxer's eyes widens in shock and he makes an attempt to reach for his sword but Callisto just laughs and zaps his hand. "C-c-ca-llisto!" he stutters.
"Ah yes, you remember... good, good because I have a little job for you..."
Joxer begins to say something but Callisto shakes her head. "No, you be quite and listen to your good old friend Callisto" she tightens her grip on Joxers shirt collar and he nods his head. "Good boy. I want you to go find Xena and her little friend Gabrielle and tell them that I have their bundle of pride and joy." She nods her head towards Eve, who is sitting on her knees with a gag in her mouth and her hands tied tight behind her back. "And tell Xena that I have a lot of lost years to make up for with little Evie here... Okay? Do you understand?" Joxer nods his head. "Good, now go!" Callisto releases her grip on Joxer and he runs out the ally.
Callisto looks down at Eve, she places her hand in her hair and strokes it, than she tightens her grip and yanks her head up. "Don't worry you'll see mummy soon."
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:07 pm
*twaz walkin thru teh street with meg when callisto grabbed me. she waz talkin about somthin but i waz just tryin not teh pee my pants* c-c-ca-llisto! eek *i looked at eve an waz about teh ask whut waz going on but callisto shushed me an held me tighter so i just started noddin for no reason. then she talked a little more "blah blah blah blah xena blah blah blah blah sexy blond girl blah blah blah xena" then i nodded again an thought i shuld probably let xena kno that callisto has eve. 3nodding so i grabbed megs hand an ran* we gotteh go find xena! eek
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:11 pm
Moronicus tried to catch her balance as the guards threw her out of the jail, but the sun was too bright, and she couldn't see where she was going, so she landed face down in the dirt. "Thanks, fellas. See you later." She waved to them, and they waved their hands in dismissal back at her. She pushed herself up to her feet and dusted herself off--not that you could tell the difference on her dingy clothing, but it was what one did when they picked themselves up off the ground, anyway.
"Now for my revenge," she said aloud as she shuffled down the roadway.
"Beg your pardon?" asked the vendor next to her asked.
She scowled at the man. "Get lost, Sherman!" She stopped. "On second thought, have you seen a dumb-looking guy with a pointy hat running around with a tall, dark-haired slag?"
Sherman nodded. "Yeah, they took off yesterday. Went southwest, I believe. Ran like the lord of the underworld himself was chasin after 'em."
Moronicus smirked, believing them to be fleeing from her. "Thanks, pal. See ya later." She headed off after her new enemies.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:34 pm
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:18 pm
*Meg turned back to Joxer, who looked scared shitless. Joxer was slightly distracted by the even larger amount of bulges protruding from her shirt, but shrugged it off. Grabbing her by the hand they started running while he was saying something about Xena*
Hey! Just cause I wanted to get outta here didn't mean right this second, bucko!
I gotta pack! An-
*Meg tripped over her own feet while they were running, causing about 7 apples to fly out of her blouse. She smirked in embarrassment but then pretended to be surprised.*
Heh, how do you suppose those got there?
*Joxer was already exhausted, and was leaning against a tree panting. Meg picked up an apple, rubbed it against her dirty dress, and offered it to him*
An apple a day gives ya power to play!
*Meg winks, and they both start walking out of the village and through the vast rolling hills to find Xena*
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:58 am
Back in her hovel, Moronicus gathers up a bag full of ropes and chains and traps and things, hefts in onto her back, and sets off after Joxer and Meg throught the *Vast Rolling Hills*
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:55 pm
*ish dragged inteh athens by meg. teh guys that wer chasin us lost us in teh crowd* whew! glad i slowed down those thugs aintcha meg! 3nodding *dusts dirt an who-knows-whut off my armor an looks around* aaaah ATHENS! 3nodding teh home town of JOXER TEH MIGHTY! 4laugh *puts around meg an walks around teh streets all proud like* yea. this ish my woman! 3nodding mine. joxer teh mightys! 3nodding so meg! (my woman) whut shuld be our first stop? mrgreen
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