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 Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 9:42 pm
And now, for a tribal Sand-ninja look at things, here's Daichi's Rant  ... Okay, seriously, what... The... Hell? Speaking as a guy who lives in the freaking desert, I feel that I'm entitled to make a claim or two about what constitutes practical clothing. THAT particular choice of garb is so impractical that mere proximity to it will make expertly-selected survival outfits perform poorer in the intended circumstances. Look, I'm not quite sure how normal it is for all you crazy ninja out there, but speaking as a born-and-bred Inuwari, I can attest that only two tribes in all of the Wind Country carry anything near to that amount of fabric on them. The first is the Leopyre, who require all their women to be fully veiled and chained, being the freaky mysogenistic and masochistic cult that they are. Second would be the Ramu, and the scorpian-riders only wear their flashy outfits during appropriate times. During battle they wear something smart, like, I don't know, ARMOR! Something that offers PROTECTION! Not something that turns you into a walking fire hazard! Quite frankly, the only real use I can see for that monstrosity that too many cotton plants were harvested from to create (or if it's silk, too many silkworms) is first aid. Yes, I would not allow ANYBODY in a hunting team I'm commanding to WEAR that thing. I would simply haul it around and rip it apart as needed to form slings or bandages as needed to treat any serious injuries that resulted from the mission. And what is up with that bird?! I know you're a woman but good god woman, you're also a NINJA! Act like a Kunoichi! Kunoichi aren't weak and frail, they're tough and dangerous! And unless they're badass enough to be dangerous despite it, they do NOT have freaking DOVES for pets! I'm betting that it's stereotypes like this one that keep the number of kunoichi roughly equal to approximately half the number of shinobi. Well, I'm about ranted out. I'll let my faithful parter Kunemaru insert his own opinion. Kunemaru? ... Woof.Hey, easy on the language there buddy. Anywho, the only other blindingly obvious complaint I have about this picture aludes back to a previous Hana's Rant. Specifically, the one early on talking about how long hair is a privilage, not a right. That about covers it. Maybe I'll speak up if another one of these pictures pisses me off enough. Until then, see some of you around. ... SUNA RULES!
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 8:22 pm
Yo, Yukitori Kin,
And San,
Here. Most of the blindingly,
Quite literally, in Hana's rant of obnoxious hair colour,
Obvious points have been covered in our eyes.
Dress for practicality,
Not for pretty-cality. There've been some debate as to the usefulness of 'booty-shorts' in the wardrobe of the working kunoichi, and lemme just say- unless you're trying to seduct a wary target into a false sense of security, leave 'em at home. I mean, seriously.
You're exposing those lovely throbbing arteries for the enemy's kunai to shred through that irritatingly flawless and and smooth skin and leave you to bleeding to death in your barely-there pants. I mean, honestly!
Are you trying to make yourself a walking target? Whatever can be hit by sharp points is a liability to death by various bloody ways. I can understand the usefulness of 'em on a day off, especially in Suna, but when it comes to war, armour up, kiddos.
I dun wanna have to patch up MORE holes in legs. Yeesh.
Yukitori, over 'n' out.
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Puppeteer Cyanide Vice Captain
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Adrian_The_II Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:00 pm
Well, maybe it's time for another perspective on these rants. Live, from Iwagakure, comes Kasagan Toshi's Rants! Well, I finally got my face to stop smelling like that coffee Hana spit out, and I'm ready to wade through the overwhelming muck of stupidity that constitutes a profile these days. On my hit-list today is this little piece of failure whose parents probably hide their faces in shame. linked to avoid page stretching.... Well, I may not be as angry as Hana, but I like to think that my tongue can be as sharp as any kunai. So, let's destroy what little self-esteem this sad waste of genetic material may have. Here we see a slightly unique take on the "Rash Hero" stereotype portrayed in one of Hana's earlier rants. And by "slightly unique", I mean that the weapon is different, but it's like trying to dress up a turd in a bow tie. No matter what you do, you can't fix a cliche by changing one thing. Even if you opted for a "wicked cool" scythe, it's still hugely impractical, maybe even more so than a sword because a scythe isn't exactly steller in terms of balance. So instead of a huge phallic compensation weapon that you can't swing with your skinny twig-arms, you have a huge phallic compensation weapon that you can't swing with your skinny twig-arms which if you manage to swing throws you off balance. You know who else used a large scythe in combat? Hidan of the Akatsuki. Self-confessed "Slowest attacker in Akatsuki". The man who quite likely had to use his immortality to survive the wave of counter-attacks that he'd get hit with if he missed with his massive triple-sickle. So, you've got a weapon that you couldn't possibly carry unless it was made of foam, and the muscle mass of a gentle coo'er. What else do you have. Wings? ... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Well, I doubt any members of the Yukitori are responcible for that, so I have to conclude that you just threw the look together in order to get a whole "angel of death" motif going there. Okay, I need you to go home. Just do it, now. I want you to find your parents and tell them you need to say something to them. Get down one one knee, clasp your hands together in a pleading position, and give them a wholehearted apology for the epic pile of failure you've turned their genes into. Then jump off a cliff onto jagged rocks, thus ensuring that natural selection means something once more. Unless of course you were RAISED to be like this. In which case I'll simply have to go to your house, find your parents, and give each one a swift punch in the diaphram. Well, that about covers my reaction to this waste of oxygen. Next time I see someone who's so full of s**t that they need to be ripped a new a*****e to let it out, I'll step in and do a bit of the ripping. Kasagan Toshi out.
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:51 am
Okay People, Heres your frigging Rant. In case you've been in a hole for the last 2 months I've been missing. My current job doesn't allow for a lot of net time. In a nut shell I'm a carny. Yes, I'm one of the guys who run the rides at the carnival and or fair you went to.  This is my ride, the Tempest also known as a Twister. You know, the ride in the song? Its a high speed ride that whips you around corners and makes you all dizzy. Well here the rant begins. You must me 50' to ride my ride, this is not a suggestion. Height limits are for the safety of the riders. It doesn't matter that the parent wants to ride with them, Your 2 foot tall toddler is to Short to ride the freaking ride. The fact that you want you child to go on a ride they are to small for is proof of you incompetence as a parent. Secondly Stop asking for free rides, the Carnival normally makes less then 50 cents a ticket, not only that they have to make enough to make salary, cover rising fuel costs, repairs, advertisements, Lot fees porta-johns and food costs. Even worse is when you try to get on with a stolen wristband, thats basically stealing 15 to 20 dollars from the company. One person per seat. Just because you and your friend are anorexic enough to sit in the same seat doesn't mean you should. This is not an IQ test. I have had every thing from people trying to buckle two of the wrong ends together to tying them in place. Are you that retarded? Okay, I feel better now. I'll probably have more rants later.
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:32 pm
Wow, I used to do this all the time when I was running a Naruto RP waaaay back. I actually still have the best entry into that little "Corner of Shame" if you guys are interested on having some fresh meat to tear into. xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:06 pm
Kaminosai Wow, I used to do this all the time when I was running a Naruto RP waaaay back. I actually still have the best entry into that little "Corner of Shame" if you guys are interested on having some fresh meat to tear into. xd o.o You have to ask! Toss away!
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Adrian_The_II Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:45 pm
: Hana Says... : Alright everyone, sit down and shut up! Before any of you ask me to throw myself headlong into the squirming world of boredom and high pitched squealing known collectively as 'girl-talk', I'm still single, still looking, and still doing that thing normal people call 'panging'. Now, enough of this level of incest produced stupidity. As you all know, I'm at no loss for words on a variety of subjects. I've ripped to shreds everything that I've encountered on my path; from the stupidity of outfits in the Naruto world to the stereotypes that plague it. However, all of these factors, from the bridal trains-worth of skirt fabric to the completely inane weapons, only add a little bit of acidic spit-shine to the floating turd-bomb that is the scum-base of the OC world. Need a more clear, concrete summary for what bits and pieces of brain-tissue not destroyed by 4-Kids, if you had any to begin with? I'm talking about really foul original characters. The kind that makes one toes curl. The beings that make me bang my head into my desk when I see their scrawled handwriting across the application lines listing their toilet training as an 'applicable skill'. Those that send waves of fear through any mod's spine when they smell that unfortunate cross of rotting garbage, molding milk, and congealed drool blowing their way. This horrific being is a sign of the creator being totally half-assed about the creation of their character. Like a well-made stew, a perfect character only needs a 'dash' of certain 'seasonings' to make it ideal. This character needs bases as well, yet some people tend to abuse the recipe. ....Wait, lemme rephrase that. They don't tend to. They shove it's bewildered head into their fungal-garden of a groin, demanding that they tell them exactly why it burns when they pee. I present to you all my examples of each piece, each essential ingredient, and how the UTI-infected, pot-marked denizens of the Naruto fanbase manage to ******** around with the recipe each and every time. It's time to stop ripping your hair out, sit your a** down, and pay attention! YOU'RE GETTING A LESSON! I don't play teacher really well, so let's get this over with. First off, let's start with the most essencial part of this creativity soup, the bases. Bases: Character Name, Home Country
Good Example: Rudotsu Tsuyomi - Kusagakure The most basic of basics. A character's name and home should be the LEAST of your worries. You don't think you could ******** up here; at least I didn't. But, like disco, mullets, Chuck Norris jokes, and 80's leggings, it comes back to haunt you in the most disturbing of ways. As beligerant as things seem, it never fails to shock me every single time I hit the page-over button and expose myself to yet another horrific excuse of Humanity! Certainly no one has forgotten 'Kyle Uchiha' with his Mangekyou Byakusharingan. However, over the years, I have encountered a special breed of desperate retard who throws their own first names into an otherwise Japanese/Japanese-sounding name (such as Hyuuga 'Drew'), or outright lazy pieces of s**t crossing my scroll-screen (Genisus Cy, anyone?). I can practically hear the sniveling little fools, computer light glinting from their unwashed hair as they unconsciously drip yellowed snot into their coffee cups. Then I came across THIS little gem, from within the depths of OUR OWN GUILD NO LESS! Rikusora Cid. Say that a couple times in your head. Ri-ku-so-ra-CID. Is he trying to biblical? What the ******** is this? Is that supposed to be the horrific three-headed love child of the Kingdom Hearts Cast!? And about ...about that... *weaves, clutching at her head* ~.@ ...I...I can't...
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:41 pm
...and whats the deal with aeroplane food?
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:30 pm
Sorry for the slow response. My week went from bad, to worse, to surreal. Fallout-Artistry For Starters i'd just like to say, eh, i was a baka. The really long stupid n00b attack/post was meant to be put on another site eek < Msn was dicking around with it's users that day, i have NO clue how it ended up on Gaia> eek ANYways, i just wanted to say 1. Sorry and 2. Is it even possible that i can join in the storyline? If so, here's my Character if i can join. email me at ((Edited)) if i'm in... Name: Laen Solfire Age: 15 Gender: Male Rank: Genin Village of origin: Village Of Darkness, A vilage destroyed by the Kyuubi, Is now Classified as a Missing-Nin of Darkness, but he is also a Genin of the Leaf (See History) Prefered weapon / equipment: Two weapons were passed down from the now destroyed village, Twin blades created from opposing elements. Darkness and Light, the blades of Twilight Kumori: An ebon hued blade, hilt inscribed with seals of binding and containment. A violet aura of chakra hangs about its night black blade, the demonic presence sealed inside of it causing the air about it to shimmer when in the correct light. The weilder of the blade can hear it's second voice, a voice which is the pure embodiment of rage. A constant amount of Chakra must be fed into the blade or else its inner prescence will devour it's user from inside out. Ranpu: The twin of this other shadown blade, its hilt containing seals of Chakra release. Another form of energy hangs around its blade, it's glimmering luminescence hanging in the air. Another voice, this one light and gleeful, emenates from it into it's weilder. The blade supplies the Chakra wasted, never giving infinite amount, only recycling everything lost. Skills / Jutsu: Knows most of the beginer Jutsu's, but lacks the proper direction to use very advanced Elemental Jutsu's. Knows the following Skills which are inheritent to the village of Dark 1. Getsueiooi ( Moon Shroud):: Using the pure Chakra he creates a "Displacement" aura. A form of Doujutsu which fools the iris of the enemy into thinking a kind of Shadowy rainbow which is attached to Laen. It shrouds his form so much as to make the enemy think he is inches away from where he really is. It takes a fair amount on chakra to actually form and he can only maintain it for moments at a time. 2. Yabun Shuuha (Dark Wave):: Using the Night tendrils surronding Kurmoi, Laen focuses a large amount of chakra into a slash, a large amout of inky black force careening into his enemy. This itself does almost no damage, in its most baisic form. But, if focused in larger amount though the wave reaches titanic porportions, and can rend flesh from bones. The one downfall is that, even though it is inhumanley fast, unless large amounts of chakra are used it does next to no damage. 3. Kurokasaishushou (Lit. Black Fire Palm):: Almost like the Chidori, a large amount of Blackest pitch focuses inside of Laen's palm, an unholy screaming filling the air. This attack burns any matter, the dark fires enveloping anything they touch. They may be either forced onto the enemy (Ie. Grasping them and letting the fires spread) Or forcing it *into* the enemy, the force of the blow usually enough to the kill the oppenent. A *LARGE* amount of time and Chakra is needed to use this technique, and once summonded it is quite fast but also dodgeable 4. Tasogareejji (Twilight Edge):: Creating multiple Bushin's Laen unsheathes both Kumori and Ranpu, Night Chakra and Light Chakra intermix, shrouding both blades as a small portion of their Inner presences are released. Twin voices begin to yammer and argue against one another constantly, one vile and insane, the other soothing and euphoric, both loud and mind destroying. IF the voices don't confuse the enemy the motions of the blades will. Laen moves with such speed as to create an after shadow behind his movements. The technique then goes physical from there. Multiple slashes and cuts hitting the enemy from all angles as Laen pratically flows around his opponent. A medium amount of Chakra is needed, but the voices, along with the strain of keeping both Demon and Angel sealed tires the user to exhaustion. 5. Tsukikagehari ( Moonlight Needles):: Instead of using normal Kunai Laen creates his own kunai, tossing them and using them how he sees fit. They react like normal Senbon needles, puncturing vitals and non vitals when needed. Almost no amount of chakra is needed to use this technique and Laen can create multiple Needles at once. 6. Naitourufutai ( Night Wolf Form):: Unleashing the inner Demon and Angel the secret bloodline limit of the Village of Dark is released. Laen's form turns more Wolfen, sapphire fur erupting over entire body. Legs bend backwards, three tails ripping away from back. Ebon tinted scythes taking place of nails and carnassal canines slicing through wolfen maw. Motions become nigh impossible to follow, moving faster than human eyes can track. Strenght multiplied a hundred fold. He almost never takes this form, as he looses all sense of morality and judgement. Only under times of extreme stress and or physical violence does he transform unwillingly. (NOTE! Most Jounins, Anbu and Kage's know of this Bloodline limit and will go to ANY length to contain/stop/capture someone with this ability. Once the wolf is unleashed these people will go to ANY lengths to stop Laen.) Appearance:: Haphazardly spiked Dull sapphire hair cascading down the back of his neck, silvering lines twining through sea-like tress. Emeraldine iris's are surronded by pools of utmost amber. A faint, almost annoyed look crosses his features every once in awhile, unusually large canines framing insane smile. Hanging around his neckling is the leaf villages Hitai-ate resting soundly, some... thing... is amiss about the Band. Like the true form is something different. An ebonically/crimson tinted leather trench/lab coat covers his tanned, 5'6 form. His skin becoming totally lost under a sea of black cloth. Four crimson and bronze outlined leather belts surrond his slender waist, Renpu and Kumori hanging from side-sheaths. His Form flows elegantly with each ebonic booted step,each boot reaching ankle length. Personality, History, and Goals: A cheerful, almost insane aura flows around his form. A mad look about his eyes. This comes from seeing the total anihilation of his Village. He hates the Kyuubi, and is consumed with his hatred for the demon.Otherwise he is a likeable Shinobi, a lover of ramen, and a total clutz when it comes to girls. Only one thing keeps him from being hunted by the Anbu squads, with his Kage's dying amount og Chakra Laen was sent to the village of the leaf, which took him in as an orphan. Missing out on the first Chuunin exam he hopes to enter it the next time around. His one goal in life is to destroy te Kyuubi and hopefully revive the Village of Dark...
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Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:35 am
You want a rant? You want a freaking RANT? I've got one right here that's been pent up for some time. And here it is. ANIME IS NOW s**t! I stand by what I say and mean it. I started watching anime around the 1990s when Akira first got a TV premiere in the UK (bearing in mind I live in Canada, so that's just to set the approx. date), followed by Channel 4's series of anime series/OVAs showing late at night around 1am. Most of it was old and coming from Manga Entertainment's label: Appleseed, Battle Angel Alita, Devilman, 3x3 Eyes, Monster City, Legend Of The Four Kings, the Overfiend series, Wicked City. I may have missed a few here or there but those are the ones that stick in my head. After the above stopped showing on TV, I kinda lost interest in it up until I was 14 and saw the decals on one of the cars in Destruction Derby, namely The Goddess and was reminded of those late night Channel 4 days. Curiosity got me and I decided to check Cardiff's Virgin Megastore for some titles. I got as many of the ones I listed above, plus a few others - Ghost In The Shell, Armitage III, Tenchi Muyo, Oh My Goddess, Bubblegum Crash, Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie, Project A-Ko, Moldiver, Tekken and the daddy of them all at the time, Neon Genesis Evangelion. Then the internet makes it easy as pie to get anime thanks to P2P programs and I'm watching Slayers, from all 3 TV series to the OVAs and movies. Upon recommendations of people, I started to get into more and more stuff like Naruto and Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chrno Crusade, Burst Angel, Hellsing, but as time goes on, I notice some series are just lacking something. This brings me up to today where my hard drive consists of 2x2 Shinobuden, Basilisk, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Ghost Talker's Daydream, Howl's Moving Castle, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, King Of Fighters: Another Day, Naruto, Outlaw Star, Slayers and Zoids. You'd expect to see Bleach in there, maybe, or FMA, Lucky Star, Azumanga Daioh, Gurren Lagann, but no. I'm growing tired of the lack of originality and/or effort of anime these days. I've already seen Lucky Star, it was just Azumanga Daioh without appealing to the loli crowd. D-Gray Man is FMA for people who shop at Hot Topic. I'm already dug deep into Naruto so I don't need Bleach. I don't care much for harem anime where the plot revolves around the average member of this board defying all laws of physics by being surrounded by miniskirted, underage, F-cup girls with voices like that little duck that floats in your bathtub, because I've seen that before too. I'm not saying all anime is s**t. But the last couple of years have relied far too heavily on formulaic plots that seem to come from templates that someone can just fill in the blanks to make their own anime. Here, watch this. Oh, the series is called Adjective Noun Adjective Noun. ______ is an average japanese schoolboy. He's good friends with _____, the sports fanatic, _____, his female friend who has her head grounded in reality and _______, the aloof and wise teacher. Suddenly, he finds himself under attack one day by a ________. Just before he thinks he's about to die, he gets his own _______ which saves his life. It's then revealed the ________ that attacked him belongs who ________, who will most certainly be back at multiple points in the series. His friends then also receive a _______ of their own. More and more people attack them with their _____, revealing that they are all associated with the main bad guy, ______, who holds a dark secret. As the heroes get closer to the truth, the rival battles the hero and in shame at his loss, joins their cause. This angers the main bad guy enough to make him attack the heroes personally, with his ________ that is more powerful than anything they've ever seen. Only through teamwork, friendship, love, trust and a sudden deus ex machina attack will the heroes triumph. I got maybe 6 episodes into Fate/Stay Night before I felt it was going to fit the above and gave up because I'd seen it before, with the names and powers changed. That's not to say I've given up on all anime and manga; I still love some series enough to own them on DVD as well as keeping them on my PC, but when I find Avatar to be superior to some of the stuff I've seen last year and it comes from a company that's responsible for cartoons which rarely deal out more than fart jokes and art that looks like the character designer was a part of the 6-14 audience it's aimed at, my faith has been considerably shaken. The final straw came today when I was channel hopping and came across a show about 3 kids, who power up dinosaurs by swiping cards through a device (get your parents to get you one, kids, only 29.99 with booster packs sold separately!), antagonised by an older, similar team led by a psychotic slightly older teenager/early 20s girl who goes nuts when called ugly/old. And to top it all off, the main kid was voiced by the same woman who did Ash Ketchum while the main enemy was voiced by whoever did Jessie. I know the above was a series aimed at an incredibly young audience but Japan has always aimed animation at audiences that include older teens as well as young adults. Cowboy Bebop wasn't for kids. Outlaw Star wasn't for kids. Yet last year, the only shows I was recommended to watch were either packed with wankservice to cover up the painfully patronising plot or formulaic merchandise shows that only get by thanks to the relaxed Japanese laws on plagiarism. tl;dr version:
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Demonic Shinobi Vice Captain
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Adrian_The_II Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:18 pm
Yo, Daichi here again. This time I don't plan on ranting about the idiocy of some bimbo's dressing. No, this is something MUCH more personal. Now, some of you may know that the Inuwari consider dogs sacred animals, and as such respect all dogs. Well, truth is, we only respect dogs that deserve respect. This is mainly focused on the larger breeds, and some of the smaller breeds. Retrievers? Dependable hardworking animals. Dogs. Huskies? Strong dogs, saved several lives I'm sure. For convenience this reason also applies to St. Bernards. Dogs. German Shepards? Beautiful animals, very disciplined, trained for sniffing bombs, drugs, and the like. Dogs. Hell, even something like the humble beagle gets points for being a hunting dog. And being adorable. But several miniature creatures carry the title of dog without deserving it. Mostly the toy breeds. Toy poodles, toy Dobermins and the like. These are not dogs, these are wind-up toys who get their power from whatever ungodly expensive food get put in front of them. News flash: Dogs are not exactly gormets, they're pretty wide in the range of foods they will eat. I have to sometimes stop Kunemaru from eating stinking corpses. But there is one of these degenerate species doesn't even deserve the mild respect of toy breeds, which at least have large-scale counterparts. No, this 'dog' is nothing more than a degenerate rat mistaken for a dog, and I don't care WHAT genetic studies say. Who is this perpetrator? None other than the disguisting chihuahua. Now, I know some people like chihuahuas, possibly due to the fact that they like a fasion accessory with eyes that can easily fit into a standard purse. And as long as they kept out of the major limelight, I was okay with that, content with thinking that those backwater retards wouldn't get in my face. But then that 'model of quality entertainment', Disney, has done something unforgivable with an upcoming movie. It's titled "Beverly Hills Chihuahua", and if you haven't seen the trailer yet, it's on youtube. You can watch it right here, though I should warn you that watching it may make your eyes bleed. Go ahead, take some time, I don't care. I'll still be here when you get back. Okay, since you're reading this, I can only assume you watched that video. Well now you know my mental agony! If this weren't official evidence that the Disney executives are either bat-s**t insane or have run out of ideas. Because it seems that Disney cannot come up with a good movie unless they throw a huge truckload of money at Pixar and say "Think of something", if the best they can come up with is this. Just to reiterate, I'm born and raised Inuwari, a tribe that WORSHIPS dogs. We worship our species, highly respect the Inuzuka dogs, give normal respect to the working and sports breeds, awknowledge most of the toy breeds. However, the chihuahua is the one breed of dog that even the Dog Fanatics do not awknowledge as a dog; and Disney is making a freaking MOVIE about them! Hello, new character Hitomi here. I just wanted to say that from what I've heard of that trailor, and the audio from it, Disney made me feel a way I've never felt before. Glad that I'm blind. So congratulations Disney, you made a blind Kunoichi glad she couldn't see. I'm sure that'll help you sleep at night.Ugh, I can't take it anymore... I'm going to vent my frustrations by finding a chihuahua that looks like the main one in that trailer and strangling it with my bare hands. Mark my words, only one good can come of this movie: Videos on youtube about people's reactions to it. My personal favorite is located here. Just a head's up, this clip contains mild language (though mildly tamer than what's on this thread to be fair) and one scene of faked suicide. Anywho, Inuwari Daichi out.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:59 pm
  : Dinao Says.... Dinao: This is Dinao and Tinao reporting from Suna, taking Hana's place, as she has been feeling under the weather! Something about tingling fingers... Anyway! Tinao: Get on with it. Dinao: We have a 3-way tie today for the 2nd Annual Truly Appalling Character Spotlight! You guys will decide, however bottomless your sorrow over having to look at these two character profiles! Name:Riku Uchiha Username:Riku Uchiha Age: 14 Element: fire/shadow/darkness Appearance:  bio:Riku is a prodegy just like her uncle.Shes tarins till she faints or worse.Has a short temper so becareful of wat u say to her.She mastered the sharigun.Her and her father really dont get along. Parents:Saskue Sakura Rank:chunia other: She has a demon inside her.Only she knows about it. She has many secrets.when she is mad parts of her pink hair turns red when she is sick she acts diffrent and hair turns blue.tell more as soon as u no her. Tinao: Why is it that Uchiha are always the ones that have the worst profiles? Dinao: Nice observation! Name:Ray Uzamaki Username:Riku Uchiha Age: 16 Element: shadow/darkness/blood/death Appearance:  bio:ray is nuthin like his father or mother.he has bykugun.he is ninja geinus and a prodige.When he gets angry his wait hair turns red.Has very short temper but is calm to.he has a death demon inside him. Parents:naruto and hinata Rank:head anbu other:loves to travle and trains to no end expert herbalist and medical ninja Dinao: And last, but...oh who am I kidding, they ALL SUCK: Name: Amanda Karrazero Username: Dajanrys Age: unknown, old enough just leave it at that... Element: blood/body, metal Appearance:  bio: Born in a village thought to be a myth she has been there since the birth of her sister which soon died as she noticed her family had been using her. Her village made her Kage as they knew of the storm demon they had sealed deep within her was they found out over time she found them trying to kill her. She destroyed her entire village as she tries to still watch over her village. The village is only known to the hokage and is to be used at a last resort. The village breaded perfect ninja that could not feel any sort of emotion and trained them to be the best of the best regardless of everything else. She was discovered as well as fighting a battle between Itachi as she soon joined the Akatsuki. Though she has found herself torn between the two people, leader of the Akatsuki and the Hokage she tries to balance both and perhaps rebuild her village. The village of hidden Blood has been known to be the top library source of ninja, history, jutsues, and one of the top demons in the world. The storm demon is sealed within her and can sometimes put her in a hypnotized state where she can be controlled like a puppet but also gives a chance for her demon to come forth. She loves Itachi very much and tries to keep a relationship with him but he also knows of her duty to rebuild and fix what she had broken.... Rank: Missing ninja other: Wife to Itachi?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:31 pm
~I'm a waster boy
Anti-masterplan...
Been stuck inside this lonely room again~
 Toko Says: Yeah thats right, It my turn for a fricken rant. For starters, what is the complete raping of some pictures? For example...
If I wanted too (And I really don't want to...)) I could go through almost any RP Forum/ thread or guild and see this same picture used over and over again. If this artist was getting royalties he'd make Bill Gates look like popper. I found four in less then 3 minutes of looking, In our own guild. Is inbreeding so rampant that everyone is looking alike?!?!
~You get paranoid
see vultures circling
one slip then down comes the final curtain~
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:43 pm
Dinao and Tinao says: Dinao: Wouldn't surprise me, considering how many people claim to be related to Sasuke! Either he's the ultimate ninja player or he has freaky sex beams that shoot from his EYESOCKETS! Tinao: ....you're a dumbass. Dinao: ._. You're so hurtful.
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Puppeteer Cyanide Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:00 pm
 Kin and San: OHMYGOD we've been TekTek'd! Cyan: Ehehe... I'm so succeptible to peer pressure... Kin: All things aside, although I myself am not so interested in what other shinobi are doing in other places, I've noticed a similar trend; I mean, honestly, where do these people get their pictures? Generic Anime Pics 'R' Us? San: Most of the famous roleplay pictures used can be found on a simple search of DeviantArt; more are just fan pictures of anime characters *ahem*SasukeorHinata*ahem* Kin: But some others, mostly pictures for girls, seem to all be spewed forth in their bug-eyed, long-haired, big-boobed glory from a factory somewhere which makes little discernment between one drawing and another! Though, of course, the real lack of discernment is owned by the roleplayers behind these hideous effiges; they seem to be able to deem it perfectly okay for a tiny little creature with pale skin and almost no muscle ratio whatsoever to take part in a warrior's RP and not get crushed by the amount of weapons she carries. Or for a basically aenemic waif of a boy who's hair probably wieghs more than himself to be the strong protagonist. San: This is like the opposite of typecasting. Kin: Now, if you excuse me, I have a factory to bomb. D< San: ... and I have innocent artists to save. -_-;;;
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