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 Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:36 pm
[_caustic_] Yay I have been targeted^.^ I've gotten a flyer slipped under my dorm room door about a church service, my RA asked me about his church and I got to hear this guy in the street (okay, on edge of sidewalk) yelling about Jesus. 'Tis ridiculous how many diffent kinds of Christian groups there are on campuses isn't it, especially considering they're the majority . . .
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:50 am
I can't beleive I forgot to post about this yesterday. It's so funny!
I was sitting in the commons area during lunch a few days back(at school). I was just chillen....and working on a drawing. Then this white guy and girl come over and sit at my table.
I didn't mind at first. But then one of them asked me what my name was. I looked at the girl and said "What is it to you?"
She smiled so serenely and asked me if I "Follow the word of God, and his son Jesus Christ."
My eyes wandered to the guy and I noticed he had a bunch of church phamplets.
So my first thought was.....how do I get rid of these to people?
So I looked her in the eye and said "I follow the word of a Spoon, and it's son the Spork."
She laughed and said "Don't be silly! So I take it you do beleive in God."
I Looked at her and said "No....I don't believe in God. I'm an atheist. "
Then I raised both middle fingers to her face and said "This is how much I care about what you have to say. I don't beleive in your fake God. Now why don't you save your breath and leave me alone."
Well....she didn't like that. So she started going into this big rant about people who don't beleive in god go to hell...blah..blah.blah. I just stared....nodded my head a few times.
When she was done I looked at her and said "Sorry, I was too busy daydreaming about slothing my day away and didn't catch a word you said. Would you please repeat youself?"
So the girl got up in a fury and went to walk off, but she tripped over her own feet and fell to the floor. She got back up with the help of the dude...but when he offered his hand to help he dropped all the phamplets onto the floor.
The funny bit was this african american was walking by and he dropped his juice...(I'm certain it was on purpose)....and the open container spilled it's contents all over the phamplets.
Then the Bell rang to get back to class. I looked him in the eye and said "Thank-you!" He looked back and said "No problem dog" and walked off.
I thought that might interest you people. It was sure funny when happened.
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:30 pm
Sanguvixen I can't beleive I forgot to post about this yesterday. It's so funny!
I was sitting in the commons area during lunch a few days back(at school). I was just chillen....and working on a drawing. Then this white guy and girl come over and sit at my table.
I didn't mind at first. But then one of them asked me what my name was. I looked at the girl and said "What is it to you?"
She smiled so serenely and asked me if I "Follow the word of God, and his son Jesus Christ."
My eyes wandered to the guy and I noticed he had a bunch of church phamplets.
So my first thought was.....how do I get rid of these to people?
So I looked her in the eye and said "I follow the word of a Spoon, and it's son the Spork."
She laughed and said "Don't be silly! So I take it you do beleive in God."
I Looked at her and said "No....I don't believe in God. I'm an atheist. "
Then I raised both middle fingers to her face and said "This is how much I care about what you have to say. I don't beleive in your fake God. Now why don't you save your breath and leave me alone."
Well....she didn't like that. So she started going into this big rant about people who don't beleive in god go to hell...blah..blah.blah. I just stared....nodded my head a few times.
When she was done I looked at her and said "Sorry, I was too busy daydreaming about slothing my day away and didn't catch a word you said. Would you please repeat youself?"
So the girl got up in a fury and went to walk off, but she tripped over her own feet and fell to the floor. She got back up with the help of the dude...but when he offered his hand to help he dropped all the phamplets onto the floor.
The funny bit was this african american was walking by and he dropped his juice...(I'm certain it was on purpose)....and the open container spilled it's contents all over the phamplets.
Then the Bell rang to get back to class. I looked him in the eye and said "Thank-you!" He looked back and said "No problem dog" and walked off.
I thought that might interest you people. It was sure funny when happened. That's a good example of Atheists Uniting! ^_^ Or religious people that don't give a crap about the zealous, heh One time this guy at my school tried to make me borrow these books that he claimed were written by an atheist-turned-Christian. He said it would make me feel the love of God. Love of God?! Feel? Feel the love? OMG SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:26 pm
A funeral home... okay, not directly, but the funeral service sounded exactly like a preaching. Why? It is what the dead guy would have wanted (had he not died, I wuld have met him the next week
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:41 pm
While playing basket ball with my cousin.
Some how, I made him think I'm gay. He hasn't really dropped the thought completly, I don't believe, now he's trying to "save" me 24/7.
There was one game we were playing, and he just wouldn't get off how I was gonna burn o_o.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:54 pm
This didn't happen to me but it did happent o a friend of mine. She was in history class and they were talking about Pagans (in the historical sense of course, them pagans being one of the oldest religions and some of the oldest civilizations). This girl in the back of the class, who was a dumbshit who obviousley believed the crap her church told her, said the pagans eat babies. And she believed it too. My friend, being pagan, wears the penticle. For those of you not familiar with the term it's the five pointed star in the circle. She also happens to wear it on her middle finger. You can guess what happened next. There was also this girl who used to sing christian hymes in our hallway in the morning. Not very cool concidering 90% of the people int he hallway are Pagan. I think she knew it too and was doing it in purpose. My friend wanted to piss her off so he walked up to her and said something like "Satan says he'll see you soon." The look on her face was priceless. I love rattleing religious zelots.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:59 pm
Trisylene This didn't happen to me but it did happent o a friend of mine. She was in history class and they were talking about Pagans (in the historical sense of course, them pagans being one of the oldest religions and some of the oldest civilizations). This girl in the back of the class, who was a dumbshit who obviousley believed the crap her church told her, said the pagans eat babies. And she believed it too. My friend, being pagan, wears the penticle. For those of you not familiar with the term it's the five pointed star in the circle. She also happens to wear it on her middle finger. You can guess what happened next. There was also this girl who used to sing christian hymes in our hallway in the morning. Not very cool concidering 90% of the people int he hallway are Pagan. I think she knew it too and was doing it in purpose. My friend wanted to piss her off so he walked up to her and said something like "Satan says he'll see you soon." The look on her face was priceless. I love rattleing religious zelots. Oh how fun! Interestingly enough giving an offending zealot two middle fingers to the face has the most interesting and best effect.
One middle finger with a "Offending" Symbol on works just as good I would think.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:33 pm
I was in the bathroom at my school one day and this guy came in and tryed to convert me. Me and him were in the same english class and he already knew I was atheist. I dont know why he thought following me to the Bathtoom would make me want to join.
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:03 pm
Once I got Jehova's Witness and gonk Mormons gonk on the same day, within the same 20 minute timespan.
That and pretty much every family gathering I've ever been to, because I have gonk Mormon gonk relatives. The problem with that is, once I die, do a post-mortem conversion to make sure I "get into heaven". And I have so many free Books of gonk Mormon gonk that it's starting to piss me off.
And yes, I do always write gonk Mormon gonk like that, because gonk Mormons gonk scare the hell out of me.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:22 pm
Well...not exactly converted, because the person didn't know I was an atheist, but along the same lines...
A lady was sitting at my lunch table about three weeks ago, chatting idly. She continued this pointless chatter while everyone around my table was smiling and nodding politely, none of us knowing who she was or what she wanted. She finally got to the point of her chat - she was a leader for the local youth group and wanted us to come, too! That was probably one of the most awkward moments that I have had for a long time...awkward but funny. When she finally left, after talking for twenty minutes about her oh-so wonderful youth group, we all burst out laughing and my table-mates started jesting me about how awkward it must have been.
My story. I hear more about church during school than any other place. Then again, this isn't surprising considering the fact that there are churches on every corner of my town...literally.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:27 pm
Orichalcon Once I got Jehova's Witness and gonk Mormons gonk on the same day, within the same 20 minute timespan. That and pretty much every family gathering I've ever been to, because I have gonk Mormon gonk relatives. The problem with that is, once I die, do a post-mortem conversion to make sure I "get into heaven". And I have so many free Books of gonk Mormon gonk that it's starting to piss me off. And yes, I do always write gonk Mormon gonk like that, because gonk Mormons gonk scare the hell out of me.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:48 pm
i wish somone would convert my... I haven't been attempted to be converted in 2 years.. their slacking off! oh their going to hell now! scream
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:43 pm
I was playing tennis and my doubles partner was talking about abortion while we were practicing. And I said, "...oh. So that's how you feel about it..." She turned around and started spouting out all this stuff about how it is murder and a sin. After a while she noticed how I was all silent and she asked if I was religious... I said no. And she tried to show me the "way" to God.
We're still doubles partners. We just don't talk about things like that anymore.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:25 pm
Stephpwnz I was at home and one of them came to my door and asked if I had good grades. I told him yes, and then he said it didn't matter if I didn't believe in God. Then he demanded that I repeat after him to become saved, because "A pretty girl like you shouldn't end up going to hell" One of my friends was at work as a cashier when one came up to him and asked if he had a girlfriend. He said yes and then the fudamentalist told him that he needed to dump her so he could become closer to God.
Yeah.
Ooo. Today these three guys were standing dead in the center of this street corner where a lot of students pass to get to the dorms. There's like a bike rack thing and something else on one side, so you had to pass pretty close to them no matter what. I think they planned that out on purpose so they could make sure and get their pamplets to everyone.. Anyways, the guy I passed by said... urgh. I can't remember exactly. Something like 'God bless you..' and then he started to say something else about it, but I just said 'No' and kept walking. And I didn't get a pamphlet.
An Asian woman was handing out menus for a new asian restaurant^^ I took one of those 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:27 pm
E_Night i wish somone would convert my... I haven't been attempted to be converted in 2 years.. their slacking off! oh their going to hell now! scream
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