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 Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:59 am
  Of course they do! They make music when they make love And they do the lovin' a lot Why does China have Population control? D:
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:08 pm
They don't realize that there'd be more room if they conquered some more of Asia.
Why do my limbs keep breaking themselves?
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:03 pm
Because they looove to dance.
Get it? Breakdance?
[/lame joke]
Why are men so...dumb?
*ahem* no offence to anybodies
guy friends >.> ; <.<
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:16 pm
Their brains aren't connected.
Why do I stay up so late?
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:43 pm
Because, in your mind, it's
not late, it's early!
Why is my gold disappearing?
eek emo
{No, I wasn't hacked, I just
keep spending my monies
on stupid things >.>}
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:53 pm
Your gold is disappearing because! You are not giving it to meeee! :B I am so conservative... T___T;; Why do people have dandruffnfnfnfn?
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:33 pm
It's not dandruff. It's
permanent snowflakes.
See, Hairy Pooter {that
wizard guy, you know}
invented a spell to make
snowflakes last forever.
Only, Ruin Westley came
along and ruined the
whole idea by making a
large pile of the new
snowflakes explode. The
pesky little things fell on
people's heads.
Doctors everywhere were
so befuddled by the permanent
snowflakes, they just decided
to give them a new name.
Dandruff.
Does that fact that the world
is round really turn on the
Beatles, or did they just say
that because it rhymes?
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:27 am
They said it because a leprechaun told them to, silly!
Why does my mom constantly sing 'Teenagers' by MCR???
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:31 am
Because it's da bomb, yo'.
How in the heck can I wash
my neck if it ain't gonna rain
no more?
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:51 pm
Wash your neck with saliva!
Why does fire burn?
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:20 pm
Because it's in loooove!
<33
How does a telephone
work?
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:33 am
It makes your voice so loud that the other person can hear it from where they are!
What is music?
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:37 am
The stuff you hear when
somebody plays an instrument
or the radio or a CD player, etc.
Why can't humans learn
to talk in binary code?
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:50 pm
Because only fish can talk in binary code!
How do hula hoops work??
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:39 pm
The grasshoppers control them.
What is glue made of?
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