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 Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:40 pm
Yo Mama so fat she was baptized in the Atlantic ocean
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:00 pm
yo mammas teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles the traffic slows down xD
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:35 pm
This can also be used as a Yo mama joke, I came up with it one day.
I was joking about MY stupidity.
I'm so stupid, I fell UP the stairs.
I actually did though, at my
friend's house.
It's like, you trip, and start like,
rolling up and it freakin' HURTS!
I got rug burn ;;>_>
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:36 pm
Yo mama's so big, she thought a polar bear was a white gummy bear.
I came up with that too.
And these ones:
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a hospital and needed help, so she said: Can I have some Aids?
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a yard rake to pick her teeth.
Yo mama's fat, she uses Oklahoma for her to wipe her feet, and California as her couch.
Not these though:
Yo mama's so fat, even Naruto couldn't believe it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so fat, A bus with a bunch of white kids drove by. and she yelled: STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a '17 under, not admitted' sign, so she went home, and brought back 16 friends.
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:48 pm
Yo momma is so hairy, they filmed 'Gorillas in the mist' in her shower.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:56 am
bubly88 Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" I actually hear someone ask this question before, lol. Here are a few yo mama jokes: Yo mama so old her social security number is 1. Yo mama so old she waited tables at the Last Supper. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants. Yo mama so stupid that if my dog was as dumb as yo mama he'd shave his head and call it his butt. Yo mama so stupid that if my dog was as dumb as yo mama he'd walk backwards and wag his head. Yo mama so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she asked, "Who turned off the furnace?"
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:15 pm
..My Mom saw this she got angry on the same time laughed.
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 10:29 am
Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
>3<
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:48 pm
"Yo mama so fat, when she got cremated all the flights in Europe got cancelled."
My boyfriend said this when ate dinner a few hours ago and everybody just started spitting out their food and laughing. XD It was so random like everyone was quiet and he's been dying to say it all day but there just wasn't an opportunity, so he just spit it our.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 8:00 pm
These are old, and probably have been said but oh well!
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Your Mamas so old her tires are stone!
Your Mamas so fat that when she stepped in the ocean everyone shouted, "TSUNAMI!"
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said, "One at a time please!"
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued..."
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:35 pm
ok, so afew off these r from my bro who thought they were funny
Yo mamas so fat "whale wars" protects her from japan
Yo mamas so fat jabba the hut said "Daaaaaang"
Yo mamas so fat Obi-wan said "Thats no moon Thats yo mamma!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:27 pm
Yo Mama is so fat that when she jumped into the pool, the water jumped and yelled, " HELL NO!"
HAHAHA! I love yo mama jokes! love the show too!
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:24 pm
Your mama's so black, the teacher marked her as absent in nightschool.
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:19 pm
Yo Mama's so dumb she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo Mama's so fat when she stepped outside, people screamed "EARTHQUAKE!"
Sorry if I did't know very many. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:32 pm
Your Mama is so FAT that when she stepped on the scale i think i saw my phone number!
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