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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:56 pm
Paul grabbed her hands and backed away. "You know I can't do that. She was my first, and whenever Erica gets all PMS-y on me, she takes her off my hands, sparing all my expensive stolen furniture."
Ivy poked Edward with a needle. "Go away." She continued her work.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:01 pm
Exactly! Time travellers. Leon is SO badass that they came back in time to kill him! He's the John Conner of RE.
Personally, I'd like to see something more out of Las Plagas. That whole story is just so eerie, it's a whole different brand.
Here's a thought.... Take Resident Evil back in time! I'd like to see Plagas a** getting kicked with period weapons. Leon already got a couple of classics with the Red 9, the Bolt Action Rifle, and even the Chicago Typewriter (I'm not counting the Broken Butterfly because it was more of a modern revolver). I'm sure they could spin it to give us a sick WWII-era survival horror.
Also, Pam with glasses? *melts*
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:04 pm
Nightmare looked at Two-Face, trying to picture him taking him out during the weekends.
Two-Face flipped through his paper "don't even."
Edwina rolled her eyes and hugged Paul tighter "why don't you drop her off at Helen's so we can spend alittle more... quality... time together then?"
Edward rubbed his arm and ruffled Ivy's hair "by the way, no hard feeling about killing Robin, its not personal, just business."
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:11 pm
Ivy looked over to Nightmare. "Don't even think about it. Paul's universe doesn't have the selfish, sociopath, arrogant a*****e of a Two-Face that ours does." Ivy continued her work. "I refuse to waste any more emotions on or towards you." She kept her eyes on her project before her as she smacked Edward's hand from her hair.
Paul tried to pry her away. "Erica's not a pet that I just put on my friends as I please."
Me: Chris in old school sheriff dudes. Panties commence to moistening!
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:22 pm
Tail mixed up his cowboy and Chris Redfield.
Two-Face smirked "what do ya know, she can be taught new tricks."
Edwina pouted and caressed Paul's cheek "you can't deny me forever baby."
Nightmare looked over Ivy's shoulder "don't you just grow costumes?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:35 pm
Ivy arched her eyebrow at Harvey. "I was talking to Edward, but that does go for you too."
Putting down her projects she stretched and rolled her neck. "Yes, shoo-shoo, but rule number one about women: we like options."
Paul gave her an incredulous look. "Is that a threat or a prediction? I have no idea how to retort that without knowing." He crossed his arms. "Where the hell is Erica when stuff like this happens? A handsome clerk at Nordstroms smiles at me the wrong way and she crams his merchandise down his throat. Edwina break into my apartment just to cuddle with me in my sleep and all of a sudden that scale butt-ed brat is a pacifist." He needed some tea...
Me: You like women in glasses Stray?
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:43 pm
it can be a hot look
Mare yawned poking her head from the portal "wha dad? I've got a test tomorrow."
Nightmare tilted his head "yet all your costumes have about the same about of decency."
Edwina gave a playful pout "I told you, one of my safe houses got raided and I needed a place to crash for the night. Not my fault you left your windows unlock."
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:49 pm
I feel hideously ugly in my glasses, but I've had them forever, like acne so I've gotten used to it. I don't have the facial features for glasses.
Paul sighed and shook his head. "Nothing, button, go back to bed."
Paul pinched the bridge of his nose. "Bullshit, if that were true, you'd have simply called. Harlen never had problems with calling me late at night when he and that clown b***h of his were having problems."
Pamela arched an eyebrow at the young man. "I have plenty of formal wear, why even have costumes if I could resort to suits like Harvey?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:01 pm
Two-Face looked up "I have different colored suits though. You have leaves and strips of bark." Mare shuffled back to bed "kay...." Edwina leaned against Paul "I was afraid you'd hang up." . . . . *drool drips from mouth corner* Nightmare looked over Eric's shoulder "whatcha watch..... Edge." Edward looked up "sup?" Nightmare wiped his lip "you can date Ivy for a week if you get me a couple of tickets to Europe." Edward looked over Eric's other shoulder "why's tha.... f*ck that, I'll fly us there myself." Kitana, Mileena, Sonya.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:43 pm
"Exactly." She agreed. "I like having every single fashion option at my disposal. Not that men notice but I sport all breeds of leaves and branches as well as colors. Costumes aren't for the conservative. My powers aren't being a school marm it's being every man and woman's fantasy, their only key to the endless forms of ecstasy they crave in life. Dressing up like you doesn't do me much justice. Having every single sexy option for a costume does.
Paul smiled grabbing the newspaper as he poured his cup of tea. "Why are they only that cute when they're sleepy?"
Pamela grinned. "Because when they're wide awake they're too busy terrorizing us."
Paul rolled his eyes. "Edwina, we might have our EXTREME differences, but I'm not an a**, if you genuinely needed a place to stay you know you're welcome to stay with me, you just aren't welcome to help yourself to some me. Besides, you've never hurt or betrayed me, why would I hang up?" He thought about Helen. "Oh, yeah."
Pamela smirked at Paul. "Don't tell me you're whipped? Do you really let Helen's temper dictate who you play with?" She chuckled. "The day I let any man, let alone the district attorney control me is the day I light myself on fire."
I like Mileena's the best. Sonya's was pretty bad a**, but over all, character, abilities, etc Mileena is the best. Kitana didn't even try any action poses. Too bad it's hard to find hot non asian girls to act out the wushu these characters require. Maybe one day I can be Tanya ^.^
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:17 am
The following theme music begins to play as a series of hidden doors, latches and other security measures disengage and pull away to reveal the suited up figure of Dark walking into the chat room. Once in the main room all the security measures begin to re-engage and the wall seals up like it was never anything but a wall. Checking to make sure his tie and cuffs are still straight, Agent Dark proceeds to the chat room's master controls to observe the status of the RPG and in doing so nearly trips on the power cord which could have shut down and erased the entire operation. With a sigh of relief at this not having come to pass, Agent Dark holds up his hand, thumb and index finger barely a part as he says "Missed by that much."
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:38 am
*pokes dark* Daaarrrkkk........ We need Queen Harley again....... *pokepokepokepokechugsgrapejuicepokepokepokepoke*
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:41 am
 This. Also, still waiting on Aqua.... >_>
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:27 am
a wild Taylor Swift appeared ^^ I liked Mileena's but her bottoms cover way too much a** compared to the in-game image. Sonya... she was totally using boob tape. Kitana... damn *wipes away drool* Helen's voice echoed from the open portal "PAUL!!!" Edwinda opened a second portal "later babe." ------------- While the MK9 thread is still being worked on, King of the Hill mode, looks alot like Gaia theatre.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:44 pm
Paul shook his paper casually. "Yes, Helen, I'm in the universe where I'm female darling." He called out to her. Looking over at Ivy he smirked. "Well as a woman, you're the one to over react rationally. Picture Harvey exacting revenge upon you, but not in the way he would as a man, but as a woman heart broken and scorned."
Ivy thought for a second. "Holy sh-" "Exactly." Paul interrupted. "Helen, unlike Harvey loses her cute charm once she becomes angry and it's much simpler to just pacify her and respect her rather than to set her off purposefully. I exacted my revenge upon her, so I have no other need to try and drive her mad because in our universe, once she got her revenge on me, we were even steven."
Pamela chuckled. "I couldn't imagine a world where me and Harvey called a serious truce."
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