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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:55 pm
Ivy gave a bitter smile and placed her hands behind her back and walked as slow as death towards Leonidas atop his thrown. "When I was 16 years old I was in highschool one day taking a shower after P.E. I always took my showers alone and left a little before the class was over because I didn't want to shower with the girls. By then I was the only girl in that school, in that neighbor, in that town was still under developed. I guess the girls had gotten hip to me because like clockwork they were all there in a gang staring at me. They all grabbed me and I fought them tooth and nail. I accident broke a girl's nose from kicking so hard. So they dragged me out of the shower, out of the locker room, down the hall while everyone was just leaving their classes, and out onto the football field. The coach must have stepped away because he was no where in sight." Her foot lightly touched the first step.
"Anyway, the girls dropped me into a giant mud pit near the field and all the players came like flies to horse s**t. They all pointed and taunted and teased, hurling footballs at me every time I tried to get up and run. One of the line backers laughed and said As flat as her tits are, I would have thought she had a d**k.' So they kept up their games into several coaches ran out to break up it." She drew closer. "When I was 'reborn' I got the chance in life that I never ever had: to be beautiful." She leaned over into his face, placing her hands on both arms of the throne. "So every time one of you pig headed bastards assume I dress the way I do for you, or for attention perhaps you should think about checking your own 'ego' because beautiful women, dress for OTHER beautiful women. Remember that."
Flipping her hair she calmly walked away.
Did Gerry-doodle post?
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:01 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:03 pm
Leonidas arched an eyebrow under his helmet "so... you dress in as little as possible to intimidate inferior women?"
Edge sighed "why couldn't hot chicks suddenly feel the urge to mud wrestle when I was in high school?"
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:06 pm
"When you're beautiful, other women don't intimidate you." She clipped curtly over her shoulder re-entering her dressing room.
Me: I poosted! How could Gerry-doodle come here and not say hi to me? =(
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:09 pm
Clockwork runs out dressed as Imhotep and cries, "ANCK-SU-NAMUN!" then dances.
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:13 pm
Leonidas rubbed his chin "so you do it out of habbit?"
*runs around* >< I dun wanna have a cat head *pulls* get it off!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:19 pm
Me: IMHOTEP!!! *pounce* Ivy came back out in another costume.Me: Ding! Ding! We have a winner! "It's a hobby, it's a sport. The same way men compete with one another through power and women." She fluffed her hair. "Red heads do make the best pin up girls."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:23 pm
Leonidas shook his head in annoyance "you are a strange wood nymph."
Nightmare flipped through a vintage playboy "personally I favor brunettes."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:26 pm
Clockwork walks like an egyptian.
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:27 pm
Mira: *adjusts hair to a rich brown* ^^
^^ Now the ball is once again in Dark's court! *pulls eric's cat head back down* NU!!!!!!!! YOU ISH A CUTE KITTEH!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:29 pm
Me: *nuzzles Clockwork-tep* ^.^
She smacked Nightmare upside the head. "Good!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:57 pm
Nightmare rubbed his head "stop being so abusive." ><
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:59 pm
She smirked. "It's funny you say that because my behind has been screaming that at you since you two met."
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:12 pm
Nightmare pouted "well maybe if you got it out of my face and covered it every now and then."
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