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Phobius blinked, then turned a little pink himself as what he said registered. "I'm glad you think so," he answered with a small smile; he didn't really see himself as being all that sweet - especially considering some of his more twisted wet dreams - but he supposed his view was a little skewed, and he wasn't going to argue with his girlfriend. If she wanted to believe he was sweet, that was her business.
Harry blushed, but smiled, watching as the Harry in the picture turned and shyly kissed picture-Katherine. Real-Harry then decided to take his cue from the picture and shyly leaned over to kiss real-Katherine.

"Well, to be fair, you can be romantically interested in someone you know isn't sweet," Phobius murmured, turning a little pink.
Eris just grinned, patting her son on the forehead and ruffling his hair. "Face it, kiddo - you're sweet. Accept the sweetness. Love the sweetness. Live the sweetness," she told him, nodding sagely.
"...I did mention the wet dreams, didn't I? Because if you saw those, you'd probably consider me a twisted pervert instead - "
" - Which would make you just like the rest of the world's male humanoid population, or at least the ones that are old enough to know what sex is," Eris shot back with a grin.
Harry nodded, still smiling even as he got out the album. "So do we use glue, tape, or a Sticking Charm to put it in?" he asked her.

Harry nodded before trying the charm, smiling when it worked perfectly and allowed him to add it to the scrapbook.
Phobius, meanwhile, was in his room, and glanced around quickly for a moment before opening some of the chocolate Harry had given him...
Mitis looked up from where he was sulking, an intrigued expression on his face. "Mitis sense a disturbance in the Crazy... as if there large amounts of impending chaos... Mitis go see if minions let Mitis borrow camera!" With that, he scurried off.

"Minions let Mitis borrow camera, yes?" Mitis asked eagerly. "Mitis sense impending chaos that must be captured in photo thingies!"
Almost as if on cue, a black blur shot out of Phobius's room, shortly followed by a great many loud thumps and crashes. This was shortly followed by a bemused call of, "Phobius, is that you? ...You had chocolate again, didn't you?"
"YES! ChocolateisawesomeIlikechocolateIonlymeanttohaveoneortwobutIendeduphavingthewholeboxIcouldn'thelpititwasjustsoDELICIOUS!!!" Then there was the sound of spells being fired off - probably Stunners, Body-binds, and the like - before Phobius practically teleported in front of Hermione, the boy looking disturbingly cheerful... and twitchy... very, very twitchy... Merlin and Morgana, the twitching... "HeyHermionehow'sitgoingIdidn'thaveanythingbettertodosoItriedthosechocolatesHarrygavemeandtheyweredeliciousandIprobablyshould'vestoppedatjustoneohwellbythewaydidIevermentionyou'regorgeouslikereallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallygorgeouslikethemostgorgeouspersonontheplanetnointhewholeuniverseandIreallywannakissyousoIthinkI'lldothat!" He proceeded to zip forward and capture Hermione's lips in another one of those passionate, brain-melting kisses he liked to give Hermione so much only with ten times the effectiveness, only stopping once she was a limp, jelly-legged mess and licking his lips. "Youknowyoutastereallygoodtoomaybeevenbetterthanchocolatedon'tworrythoughI'mnotgonnaeatyouoranythingIloveyoutoomuchandbesidesthat'smoreMitis'sthingthoughwebrokehimoutofitawhilebackandIthinkIhearMumcomingsoI'dbetterrunniceseeingyouloveyoubye!" And cue him vanishing in another burst of chocolate-induced hyperactivity.
Just as Phobius left, Eris poked her head in, looking between Hermione and her mother. "Either of you seen Phobius? He's gone on a chocolate rush again..." she noted, twirling her wand lightly in her hand... right before a bucket of chocolate sauce that definitely hadn't been there a moment ago fell off the top of the door, upending its contents all over her head. "...Yeah, he's definitely been here."

Eris sighed, noting Hermione's dazed expression. "Well, if he comes back, let me know." With that, she left, doing a quick cleaning charm on her hair to get rid of the chocolate sauce in it.
It was at that point Phobius reappeared, beaming. "HeyaMrandMrsGrangernicetoseeyouagainI'mgonnaborrowHermioneforabitokayokaybye!" With that, he picked Hermione up bridal-style and ran off again.
What followed was a long and rather amusing chase between Phobius and Eris with lost of chocolate, Phobius only stopping every so often to snog Hermione senseless again, Harry, Katherine, and Mitis following the chase for the entertainment value. At some point, Mitis even got his hands on Harry's camera and started taking pictures of the whole thing, cackling maniacally as he did so.

"I dunno," Harry admitted, grinning a little himself.
Phobius immediately stumbled and fell in such a way that he ended up under Hermione with her literally right on top of him, the young man actually drooling a little as his ear was rubbed.
Eris finally caught up to them, panting slightly from exertion and quirking an eyebrow as she took in their position: Hermione basically straddling Phobius with their bodies pressed together. "Should I be worried for my son's virtue?" she asked, amused; sure, she knew that their position was probably just a result of them falling, but she was his mother - it was her obligation to embarrass the hell out of Phobius and his girlfriend whenever they ended up in a compromising position. Well, either that or declare that the girl in question wasn't good enough for her son and try to limit all contact between them, but frankly the first option was more fun.
Mitis soon caught up as well, immediately starting to take pictures of the two's position while cackling maniacally.

Eris nodded sagely. "Yes, I get that. I'm referring more to the fact that you're currently pressed up against him while straddling him and that you're showing no signs that you're going to move anytime soon, which suggests that that's exactly where you want to be," she pointed out cheerfully, much to the onlookers' amusement.

Eris just nodded sagely again. "Hence my asking you if I should be worried for my son's virtue - after all, all available evidence suggests that you are going to be a very, very horny teen when it comes to Phobius."
Harry couldn't help but grin a little himself, though his cheeks were a little pink due to the choice of topic.
Phobius, on the other hand, blinked a moment as he regained his bearings, then promptly sprang up and gave Hermione another mind-blowing kiss - this time complete with tongue, which increased its effectiveness exponentially.