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[[What the... no, just no, Bionic. You should ask what the floor is made of before you do that.

The coffin room's floor is made of plexiglas so strong that only Gabriel and Azrael [the two most physically strong beings EVER] can break. It's a key plotpoint in the VERY FIRST story.
This is why you should ASK about these things.

Besides, you just fought with Heratik [and William and Vhozd are already fighting him]. Choose someone else for christ's sake.

Your post is invalid. If you don't stop messing with canon, which is one of the key ways to piss me off, I'll banhammer you.]]

Monoe blushed for some reason she did not know, and followed him.
When they got there, Monoe waited for him to open the door.

Ecchymos opened the door and stepped into the room over the pile of leaking body parts Vhozd had dropped off. He stepped on an eye, which burst, leaving a small stain on the carpet.
"Come on in."
he sat down on the bed and patted the spot next to him.

The demon tried to avoid the attacks, but being in mid-flight, there was very little he could do to prevent them. ((im assuming that vhozd attacked first he gets to hit first right?)) The mace flung into Heratiks stomach. He coughed up blood, leaving his mouth stretched open for a few moments due to the pain. Wiiliam's sword stabbed and slid down Heratiks tail for he was still moving forwards, making the same sound as if someone was unzipping a zipper ((except with blood)). He collapsed upon landing on the ground, rolling a few feet before stopping. He put his hands to the floor, struggling to push up. His feet slowly put themselves upright as he finally stood up.

"YoU aGAin!?...WelL, i dID sAY It wOUlDn'T bE tHe LAsT tIme We fOuGhT...tHIs tImE I wOn"t fORgeT tO fINIsH yOU OFf..."

Blood trickled down from his mouth. He held his chest, weaving and slightly trembling. Heratik looked up to them, breathing faster and heavier. The breathes developed into low growls as the spines on his body extended to full length ((stfu)).

"yOu cAn'T dEFeAt mE...I aM iMmORtAl...I aM a gOD...tHE eND of DAyS..."

He raised his hands to his sides, roaring loudly and fiercely. From his sides, another set of legs bursted from him. An extra pair of arms had also grown from him, as with another tail. The bottom of his jaw grew teeth, as a new jaw grew from his neck ((pretty much, he has 4 arms, 6 legs, 2 tails, and 2 mouth overlapping each other)). More spines had grown on him, covering most of the flat skin in a few moments. The aura of fear filled the room, to the point where the very essence of fear was visible.

"I...Am...dEAtH..."

His tailed swished around violently among themselves. With a quick twitch, his tail whipped at Vhozd and William, attempting to strike at their heads.

[[

Azrael: Uhm, excuse me, but I think that title already belongs to someone....]]
Azrael appeared behind William, and was holding a dark red cleaver; this could be told by the gleam of the cleaver, and his orange eyes.
He was standing, watching, and wondering if, in the face of Death himself, this barely-taller-than-him creature would spout more nonsense.
Mocha finally appeared, walking up to him.
"Daddy! I have good news and bad news!"
[[If this part confuses you, don't feel bad., It's chharacter interaction.]]
Azrael looked over at her sidelong, and coldly; Mocha froze, in a manner so that her fear was evident even without her gasmask off.
Azrael flicked her forehead with his finger; his claws were extended, so it left a deep gash in the gasmask.
"What is it, companion of Evil?"
Mocha didn't quite understand said title, but continued on.
"Bad news is that Ann and Kokopelli have succeeded in eloping."
Azrael pretended that thhis was both entirely new, and that it was bad.
Mocha continued.
"Good news is that she's pregnant, but so late in such that you can relish killing it!"
Azrael then clenched at her throat, holding her up in the air.
"But Daddy... I... thought I... finally did... good..."
Azrael looked at her.
"You're beyond redemption, Mocha. There is more evil on your soul than mine, and I'm a cannibalistic serial killer."
"How?"
"What kind of person sends her own sister to the gallows, Mocha...?"
"But Ann's a loon! An embarrassment to herself! And she's frolicking around with the casanova god who's eventually going ot hurt her anyways!"
"You asked me to abort her child."
"Said child would not be raised properly! She's timetraveled here, and she doesn't even know she has a face!"
Azrael released her, Mocha fallign onto the floor.
"...I'll think about it. Bring me the traveler."
Mocha ran off, giggling.
Azrael sighed very sadly.
"Oh, Azrael. The Second Patchouli, and the consort to the Origin of All Evil, is your daughter. Where did you go wrong...?"
[[He doesn't think of william and Mocha on high terms XD;
for those who don't know, 'Patchouli' is the voodoo loli who acts as tactician towards Jin, who she's in love with. Jin is, as Eddie Izzard would probably describe, a 'mass murdering ********'.]]

[[You'd think a super-genius like Jin would use a video codec that isn't awful. Srlsy.]]
Vhozd overheard Azrael and Mocha's coversation and realized that they were speaking of the woman with The Master. This other necromancer was going to the Master's room, and Vhozd wouldn't be there to protect him. Vhozd jumped up and ran past Azrael, William, and Heratik, dashing up the stairs in an effort to get to the Master before Mocha.
[[William got DISSED.]]
~*~
The Tall Man was farther away now, and Wadsworth clambered out of the tube.
His head still hurt, but he could function.
~*~
"So," Ecchymos began. "Are body parts removed from you still immortal?"

((Ok, let's try this again... again
Bionic's glorious comeback 2.0!))

Bionic walked up to the cafeteria. He took a chair... and froze. His optics gleamed a bright white, as sparks came out of them. A beam shot out of them and hit the chair; the beam rapidly became a grid of energy, which covered the chair. There was a buzz, and the grid collapsed once again into one spot, which went into bionic's hand.
The optics stopped glowing, and Bionic unfroze. He then sat on the chair. "Oh, now i get it" he said to himself. "It's a Command overload..."
((i hope this one works...))

Heratik rolled his head back and let out a bellowing laugh.

"THiS cERtaInlY wIlL bE aMUsINg...tELl yOu wHat, i WOnt uSE aNY enERgY bASed aTtacKs. I'lL FiGht yOU wiTh jUSt mY aRms aND lEgS..."

He had a smirk on his face...s ((ok)). His hands lifted in front of his chest, claws still exposed. His broken leg was still cracked open, as with his sliced tail. ((he is unable to regenerate in the middle of a fight)). He stood still for a few moments until he lunged at William with his hands, both of the right ones and slashing.