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 Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:11 am
(Wow, you managed to make that into something serious XD
http://www.ign.com/top/video-game-weapons/46 )
Sex with me is like bubblegum, you can lick me and suck me and I'll fit any pose you want me to. (LOL THAT WAS SO DIRTY I KNOW BUT sad )
A landmine.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:15 am
Sex with me is like a landmine, one wrong move and it's over.
Laughing.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:06 am
sex with me is like laughing-- enjoyable but it hurts when you do it for too long and you might end up crying
chocolate bunnies
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:19 am
Sex with me is like chocolate bunnies; so gosh darn addictive... but only comes around once a year ;_;
Chuck Testa
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:25 am
sex with me is like chuck testa... it'll make you stuffed
a needle in a haystack
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:12 pm
Sex with me is like a needle in a haystack. A very serious problem facing farmers daughters everywhere. (not that they don't like it emotion_awesome )
Luminary
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:07 pm
xxxxSex with me is like a luminary -- amazing and awestriking.
A book
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:19 pm
sex with me is like a book-- if you cry you know its good.
pajamas
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:40 pm
sex with me is like pajamas. Better at night and very comfortable.
a dodecahedron [12 sided polygon]
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:50 pm
Sex with me is like a dodecahedron, enough angles to make your head spin.
Transformer.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:52 pm
Sex with me is like a Transformer, looking like one thing on the outside but way better once revealed.
iTunes
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:39 pm
Sex with me is like iTunes. Only good if your an apple fan
Mutton
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:11 am
Sex with me is like mutton, you kill sheep.
Orgy
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:02 am
Sex with me is like an orgy. Plenty to go around, and if you get bored, just move over a few inches.
Harry Potter smile
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:10 am
Sex with me is like Harry Potter, it is undesirable until it saves the world.
singing
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