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 Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:08 pm
Heart scribbles the answers down, then whistling for her owl, attaches the quiz to its leg. She sends her owl to Professor.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:17 pm
It was about time the Professor’s actually test if we retained all that knowledge they rammed down into our minds. Reading down the question’s I stopped on the final one, a large grin developed across my face. Pulling out my quill and ink I went to work on the test.
Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
'Inside the stomach of a goat.'
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
'Aconite and wolfsbane'
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
'It allows you to change your appearance into another’s for up to one hour.'
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
'Albus Dumbledore is credited with discovering the 12 uses.'
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
'Damocles'
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
'Sugar'
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
'leech juice, peeled Shrivelfig'
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
'Dragon Dung, and week old Ramen noodles'
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
3 sprigs of peppermint, a spoonful of chocolate.'
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
'It turned the toad back into a tadpole'
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor?
'Professor Akahana is a god among mortals.'
Finishing up the test I rolled up the parchment and handed it to Professor Akahana.
Kenneth Reynolds
7th Year Perfect
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:45 pm
Oh god a pop quiz. Someone kill me now, I say out loud.
I dip my quill in a fresh bottle of ink and begin answering the questions.
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Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
Inside the stomach of a goat
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
Wolfsbane and Aconite
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
Allows a human drinker to assume the form of another person for up to one hour
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
Damocles
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
6 caterpillars (dead) , 4 fat leeches
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
Two large eggs, four cups of vinegar.
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
Spoon of chocolate and 3 sprigs of peppermint.
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
The toad turned in to a tadpole.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor? (Hint: This answer strokes the bloody hell out of my ego.)
Definitely the potions teacher. But i forgot her name i hear she is really awesome and funny.
I think it's Akahana or something like that but yeah she is the bomb.
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Christopher Lestrange
Seventh Year
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:37 pm
Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
In the tummy of a sheep...
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
Aconite and wolfsbane.
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
It lets you take the shape of another person.
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore.
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
Damocles.
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar.
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
Sliced daises and a rat spleen.
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER? wink
Dragon dung and rotten eggs.
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
It turns into a tadpole.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor? (Hint: This answer strokes the bloody hell out of my ego.)
Professor Akahana. redface
Slytheirn, 3rd Year
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:38 pm
Ravenclaw, 2nd Year
Nam sidled exaggeratedly back into his seat. His timing was suspiciously good, considering there was a whopping 110 points to be made. He whipped out a quill and scribbled out his answers, only stopping to read.
1. Where would you find a bezoar?
Bezoars develop in goat's digestive tracts, like hairballs develop in cats. Personally, if it were an emergency, I'd nick one off my neighbor's flock.
2. What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
Aconite. Wolfsbane.
3. What does polyjuice potion do?
It temporarily transforms the body of the drinker into that of the person who donated a part of their body as an ingredient. It should be noted it is meant only for human to human transformations. So unfortunately, we can't use it to find out what dinosaurs really looked like. It sure does add a whole other dimension to love affairs, though.
4. Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore, past Hogwarts professor and headmaster is generally credited with discovering all of them. He's my hero.
5. Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
A potioneer, Damocles, 1947-2003. Died prematurely of an overdose on his last invention, the use of which I don't completely understand.
6. What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar. I suspect 'Sweet 'N Low' is just as detrimental.
7. What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
A peeled shrivelfig and a rat spleen. It's suggested you don't add another rat spleen, even if you get a particularly small one --- otherwise the only thing that'll shrink is something you don't want people pointing their wands at, even if they are accomplished healers. (( important to note that Nam has never heard of wizard hookers. ))
8. What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER? wink
Las cucaracha y... garlic powder. The only ingredient with an obvious tie to repelling vampires. So what happens to Edward Cullen when he eats garlic?
9. What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
Beetle eyes and peppermint sprigs.
10. What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
Turns 'em back into black, over-sized sperm.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor?
I find Professor Blac's lessons to be the most informative and Professor Zillah is kind of hot, but no one can make blatant corruption so amusing as the author of this test.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:44 pm
Sparrow sighs at the relief of finishing the pop quiz
((Oh was i supposed to post it....rawr i PMed it))
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Sparrow Puppy Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:48 pm
Sparrow Puppy Sparrow sighs at the relief of finishing the pop quiz
((Oh was i supposed to post it....rawr i PMed it)) ((O__O I PM-ed it too. Oh well))
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:52 pm
liveXdarkheartXevil Sparrow Puppy Sparrow sighs at the relief of finishing the pop quiz
((Oh was i supposed to post it....rawr i PMed it)) ((O__O I PM-ed it too. Oh well)) (( xD Either way is probably fine. Though it does say on the first page, homework should be posted and double-spaced. ))
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:20 pm
Question 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
In the stomach of a goat.
Question 2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
Aconite, Wolfsbane
Question 3: What does polyjuice potion do?
Temporarily transforms the body of the drinker into the body of one whose 'essence' (such as a hair) is place in the concoction.
Question 4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
Albus Dumbledore
Question 5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
Damocles
Question 6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
Sugar.
Question 7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
Peeled shrivelfig, Rat spleen
Question 8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
Dragon dung, rancid ramen.
Question 9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
Beetles eyes, chocolate.
Question 10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
Turns it into a tadpole.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor? (Hint: This answer strokes the bloody hell out of my ego.)
*strokes* Mmm, Professor Akahana. Boy, what I would give to strip down and wait in her be...
Callysto furiously scratches out that last bit and turns in her quiz, her cheeks flushing slightly.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:51 pm
((Oh my god, I love you Callysto. If my Oc wasnt with Kenneth and you werent hot for Chibi, we would be the hottest thing since the sun. XD))
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:15 pm
//LOL Perhaps in another life Azula ~ But yes, definitely the hottest thing under the sun XD//
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:17 pm
Aludra Yvette... Aludra gulped as she saw the test spring up in front of her. She hadnt been given a fair warning and most likely was going to die... I mean fail. She took a deep breath and got our her lucky quill.... 1: Where would you find a bezoar?
-In the stomach of a very cute looking goat.
2: What are two other names for "Monkshood"?
-Wolfsbane and Aconite.
3: What does polyjuice potion do?
-It allowes the drinker to temporarily his/her body into that of another persons.
4: Who discovered the 12 uses of dragon's blood?
-Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Grand Sorcerer, Order of Merlin First Class
5: Who invented the Wolfsbane potion?
-Damocles
6: What sweetener nullifies the effects of the wolfsbane potion?
-Sugar
7: What are two ingredients used in a shrinking solution?
-Rat spleen and four nasty fat blood sucking leeches. -shivers-
8: What are two ingredients used in PROFESSOR AKAHANA'S LESS-THAN-SPARKLING HOLY s**t WATER?
-A steaming scoop of Dragon Dung and delicious garlic powder.
9: What are two ingredients in the hair growth potion?
-Peppermint sprigs and chocolate. (CHOCOLATE!)
10: What effect does the shrinking solution have upon a toad?
-It turns it back into a cute little tadpole.
FOR 10 BONUS POINTS: Who is your favorite Professor? (Hint: This answer strokes the bloody hell out of my ego.)
-Hm, Well, I do have the hots for Professor kaydot... and when Kenneth becomes Professor Reynolds I will most likely do some 'extra credit' work... I'm going to have to say my favorite is Professor Ayamae ^^ ...6th Year Slytherin ((@Nam: My mom is a wizarding hooker! Ask Kenneth, I alreayd told him my Oc's life story haha XD and @Callysto: Maybe if we got rid of Chibi and Kenneth... >=] -pulls out porcupine- I joke I joke lol.))
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:26 pm
//....Professor Reynolds rofl I loled. I had a teacher, Mr. Reynolds. Skinny man, wore a bow tie nearly every day ~ spoke about his childhood a lot, and how his mother fed him salmon from a can topped with mayonaise. //
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:33 pm
((OMG. That made me rofl If I had teachers like that, I would have came to school everyday. -sigh- Mr. Plecky was the only one to keep my interested. -drools-))
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