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 Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:55 pm
*third Kitana standing behind stray* -_- what part of "DON'T. ********. WITH. THE. TIMESTREAM." Did you not get?
Towel Kitana: He really should listen more.
*nods* I concur.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:57 pm
Babs tries her best not to laugh at Harley. "Maybe you found your new calling?"
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:01 pm
Croc arched an eyebrow at Harley "I don't mind but if you try to stick your thumb up my butt, I'm putting my foot down.... on your head."
*drags two Kitanas into bedroom* *locks door*
Nightmare has an chocolate milkshake "hey Harley, how about a recharge?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:02 pm
Well if you'd stop wandering out of your proper timestream we wouldn't have this problem. You don't see three mes walking around, do you?
*fires up temporal gate*
Ok, now if you're not going to have a wild orgy with your boyfriend, who for two of you is technically someone else's boyfriend, then let's saddle up and mosey on back to where you belong.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:07 pm
Harley leaned over and kissed Croc on the forehead "Nah worries mate! Dis gal aint da type!" Right then her nose sniffed the air as Nightmare mentioned a recharge "CHOCOLATE!!!!" Clapping excitedly she pointed towards Nightmare and said "Go Crocy go! Go Crocy go!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:08 pm
Kitana 2: But Kitana 3 can tap into the force!!!!!!
Yeah baby, she can castrate a man with only her MIND!!!!!!!! I dun wanna miss this!!!!!!!!
Kitana 3: *shrugs* ^^ what can I say? I be Jedi. *pulls out lightsaber*
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:08 pm
Croc rolled his eyes and walked out of the pool and toward Nightmare.
Nightmare smiled and held up the glass "here you are, happy valentines day."
Croc took the glass and held it up for Harley.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:10 pm
Me: Wha...? OH HELL NO!!!!! *grabs purse*
Ivy hops up to block Haur's way. "Sweetie, no. He's old, and so good looking. Don't hurt him."
Me: Pamela, if you do not move. I will burn everything you own to the ground, including you. I'll sprinkle your ashes over the Joker's ice cream so he can consume you and absorb you into his system for the rest of his life! MOVE!
Terribly fightened, Pamela obeyed. Quickly.
Me: *marches to Wayne Mannor*
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:20 pm
Dark pointed Kitana 3's way shouting "OBJECTION!!!" and slammed his hands down on a random counter top before continuing "No Jedi would ever use the force to physically harm someone. Your force castration is thus categorized as a dark side force power and means you are either a Dark Jedi OR a Sith! To please the Star Wars fandom, I must insist that you correct yourself immediately or suffer the wrath of Harley Quin becoming so drunk on sugar that she goes to... PLAID!!!!
Harley reached down and got the class "Thankyah boyz!" she said before tipping her head back to take the whole milkshake in one gulp. Once done she lifted her hat to the air cheering "WEEE!!!" and then paused "erhh...." and suddenly let out a scream as she held the sides of her head, falling backwards off Croc as she screamed "BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:23 pm
"Hmm.. maybe she should get a tranq..." Ivy went to Harley's side and held her down. "Alright, lets calm this hell cat down."
Me: *hops the gate and knocks on the door* scream
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:26 pm
Nightmare rubbed the back of his neck "now I feel bad for putting in the laxatives....."
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:27 pm
Kitana 1 & 2: o.o o.o *heads snap around* .........are you.........?
Kitana 3: *pouts* maaaaaaannnnnn..........thought I was gonna get away with it too............. ^^ Ah well. *blue lightsaber retracts, red one emerges in its place, grins evilly* In my own defense, I never specified what KIND of Jedi I was.............
Kitana 1 & 2: *look at each other* Whhhoooaaaaa.........Didn't see that coming, and we ARE her
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:27 pm
See, this is why I timetravel! To right wrongs!
*rights wrong*
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:29 pm
*looks at Kitanas* she's was a Jedi but i corrupted her .... ^////^ they're better in bed
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:36 pm
Kitana 1: But wasn't she implying that she was a good Jedi by not specifying in the first pla--
Kitana 2: Shhhhhhhhhh, Emmi already got that lecture by Eric
Kitana 3: -_-**** Are you two done, or do I need to start the castrations now?
*door opens, fourth kitana stares blankly at scene* >< CAN'T I GO OUT FOR 3 HOURS WITHOUT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM RUPTURING?!?!?!?!
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