It’s against the law to sing off key.
If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
All citizens must own a rake.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
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