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 Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:48 pm
Luke: Obi-wan told me YOU killed my father.
Vader: No luke. *distorted* I AM IRON MAN!
Luke: NOOOOO!!!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:47 pm
Darth Vader: "Who's your daddy now, punk?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:12 pm
((wow.. i'm almost pissing myself, you guys are on a roll))
Han: Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew...
Leia: He wasn't. I can feel it.
Han: .......You love him, don't you?
Leia: Well.. yes.
Han: Oh, phew! Alright, cause Chewie and me decided to get married.
Leia: .......He's my brother.
Han: Hey, if incest's your thing...*shrug* Me, it's wookies.
Leia: ...Oh, I'm so glad you understand! Ever since we met, I haven't been able to keep my hands or lips off of him!
Han: Yeah, I know what that's like. *winks at Chewie suggestively*
Chewie: *winks back*
Wicket: *scarred for life*
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:15 pm
((that would scar anyone for life.))
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:23 pm
Jedi Master: "Right, now that you are a Padawn, you must build your lightsaber. What kind do you wish to have?"
Padawan: "Hmm...I like the big, throbbin' red ones."
Jedi Doorguard (in Episode III): "Ah, Anakin? Is that you? What's go-urk" *dead*
Darth Vader: "...SHANKED!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:36 pm
((XDDDDD))
Scout trooper (1) on endor: Look at this one, Marty! Its petals are the most beautiful shades of pink!
Scout trooper 2: Oh, wow! That's pretty!
ST1: I know. I think I'll take it to my ma when I get home, so she can put it in her hair.
ST2: How sweet. You're my BEEEEST FRIEEEEND!
ST1: BFF!! BFF!!
both: *dance*
ST1: oops.. dropped my flower...
Han: *comes after him ready to knock him out, steps on flower* *"huh?" look*
ST1: *gets up* Hey! ...That was for my mommy.. crying
Han: Aw. I'm sorry. I'll help you find another one.
ST1&2: Yay!
ST2: You know, you Rebels aren't so bad after all.
Han: *evil grin* Yeah, we really aren't eh? *knocks one out with his blaster*
Chewie: *knocks the other one out with his bowcaster*
Leia: *clutching Luke* We're safe, but for how long?
((whoever gets the reference of th elast line gets 300 gold))
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:39 pm
((crap. that sounds like an Old Sci Fi Line...))
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:45 pm
((it's a spoof of a sci-fi genre, where the line comes from))
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:47 pm
Yoda: "Force-practice have you enough. Now go you must, for irritating much you have become..."
Luke: *X-Wing bouncing up and down* "Low-Rid-Er! My Lowrider is a little higher!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:29 pm
* the Falcon suddenly appears outta nowhere, with disco music blaring through space *
Nerd: You know, Mr. Solo, that this is scientifically impossible, as sound cannot travel through the emptiness of space.
Han: You know, Mr. Nerd-about-to-get-his-a**-blown-off, that you've said that already everywhere I go. This is the SW universe, you idiot! Besides, when I pimped out the Falcon, I included the Space-Sound System. It breaks that little " no sound in space " rule.
Nerd: Fine. But THIS!? * claps hands 2x *
* a soda dispenser emerges *
Han: What? It's convenient. What if I'm stuck aboard for hours on end and I get thirsty?
Nerd: But there are no bathrooms at all, ANYWHERE in this crazy universe.
Han: That's it. I've had it with your logical reasoning. CHEWWIE!
* Chewwie comes in, wearing bell-bottom pants, and his head fur in an afro *
Han: Snack time!
Chewwie: RAAAARR! * grabs Nerd *
Nerd: What? No! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
* chomp *
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:05 am
*vader after getting his helmet on*
*rips helmet off*
THI HELMET IS SHAVING MY EYEBROWS! gonk
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:16 pm
((the line is "Chaffing my eyebrows"))
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:47 pm
*after a conference with the admirals*
Needa: Farewell Emperor Palpatine.
Palpy: Bye. Now what do I do?........Ooh I know. *puts on a Grateful Dead record and lights up a joint*
Palply: Ahh now this is good s***.
Vader: Master!
Palpy: Ahh! what?
Vader: Give me some of that.
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