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 Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:59 pm
crying Kitana's godmodding...
*wobbles*
Don't do stuff to my face...
*falls down unconscious*
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:17 pm
*rolls eyes from chandelier* its not the RP, anything is possible........besides, you never said the dart HIT me.........
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:22 pm
Because that would be godmodding.
Fine then, whatever. Let's do this....
*goes back in time and takes own place, making sure the dart hits*
And then....
*places Kitana in hermetically sealed chamber with moderate oxygen flow, sufficient for unconscious life support, and a timed lock set for the present time interval*
*travels back to present*
Ding~
*opens door for Kitana*
As a bonus, you're no longer naked. Hurray for time travel!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:26 pm
. . . . I am in the kitchen Stray, and very close to the cutlery, don't touch Kitana when she's nude, concider yourself lucky you still have eyes in your head.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:29 pm
Ivy chuckled at Harley's sugar high. "She's going to be like that all night." She rolled her neck feeling much better.
She looked at Dark, and scooched closer. "Darling if aspirin worked on me, I'd taken it long ago. When your blood 3/4's chlorophil, it's sort of doesn't work the way it used to." She kissed him on the cheek, but thank you all the same.
Me: Terry!!! Is Bruce ready to go yet? I promise I'm not horny. I wont jump him. I got myself an inplant to make sure.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:29 pm
Aha!
I never touched Kitana when she was nude, I travelled back in time to before she was scared out of her clothes.
Consider yourself lucky I haven't erased you from existence!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:32 pm
Croc, Stray said he saw your mother at a bootstore!
Killer Croc slowly rises throw the pool's deep end, looking like something you'd see in a monster movie, he was clentching his teeth so hard they bled "I could use a new hand bag." his red eyes locked onto Stray.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:36 pm
*pulls out Necronomicon*
Let's jam.
*summons Steve Irwin from beyond the grave*
Zombie Steve Irwin: Croikey!
Pincer formation!
*attacks*
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:39 pm
*space-time continuum suddenly rips open, second, towel-wearing Kitana walks out* >< WHO MESSED WITH MY REALITY!?!?!!?!?
*points the stray* -_- who else?
Towel Kitana: *picks stray up by shirt collar* Do that again, and I will make you suffer in your old age *growls* got it?
*puts hand up* he also threatened to erase Eric from existence.......
Towel Kitana: -_-****** *drops him* Someone hand me a coathanger. Tana has some abortin' to do............
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:46 pm
Babs sighs. "Umm.. Ivy do you think you can catch Harley? I think I can calm her..." Holds up syringe.
Lois too busy laughing hysterically.
Kendra smiles as she watches the chaos from a secure location.
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:48 pm
"Aww, come on Babs. Let her tire herself out. If it was an energy drink. She'll crash in 5 minutes."
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:48 pm
I don't respond well to threats. If someone makes a baseless assumption then proceeds to threaten violence, naturally I make an even bigger threat. It's basically d**k-measuring.
In truth, I don't like violence. I just-
*hologram shorts out*
*bomb detonates*
....
*lowers binoculars and flees from overlooking hill*
Bwahahahaha!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:52 pm
*sees two Kitana* o/////o *points at two Kitanas* you two my bedroom nao!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:52 pm
Babs smiles. "I really hope it isn't one of those monster size drinks.. gonk "
Lois sneaks up behind Stray. "You better be playing nice..."
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:53 pm
Dark smiled contently and seemed to melt a little at Ivy's kiss "Always worth a try to help you."
Terry snaps awake from a recliner chair "Huh..wha.. wait what? You mean you don't remember going out with him like.. days ago?! Holy roofie induced hang over Hauraunah!"
As Croc raised from the pool, so too did Harley... apparently doing upside down push ups on his shoulders. "ONETWO!ONETWO!ONETWO!" she chanted excitedly before righting herself to sit on his shoulders, legs wrapped around his neck for support while she put on a croc hunter hat from seemingly no where and shouted "CRIKEY! DIS IS DA BIGGEST CROC I 'AVE EVAH SEEN!"
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