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 Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:51 am
The State Senator You had no super Mario Galaxy on it plus I wanted to see if it could fly. Why did you change my desktop background to say "******** you!" everytime I log on? Oh that was yours? I thought it was your mom's. Why do you keep harassing my little brother? He's 8 years younger than you.
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:51 am
He was being a brat and kept breaking all my stuff.
Why did you have to hit me with a glass cup?
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:20 pm
I thought it was plastic!
Why did you run over my puppy?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:24 pm
I thought it was a cute little speed bump....
Why did you skin my cat?
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:08 pm
I needed a new coat.
Why did you give me circumcision?
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:15 pm
I thought you were Jewish!
You kidnapped Santa Claus!
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:25 pm
Did not he just got sick and tied himself up in my closet.
You killed Britney Spears.
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:31 pm
She kept saying "Gimme more", so I did. It's not my fault her liver failed from drinking all that alcohol.
You b***h-slapped a baboon!
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:39 pm
Well it was a b*tch so I had to give the appropriate response. It was all I could think of.
You ate my diamonds.
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:53 pm
But now my skin sparkles!
You ate all the food in my refrigerator!
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:54 pm
i thought they were rock candy!
i gave it all to the homeless...
you just cut me with a knife
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:12 pm
I didn't know butter knives were so dangerous.
Why'd you steal my moose?
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:15 pm
It's the best means of transportation for when I travel to Canada.
Why'd you raid my fridge?
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Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:30 pm
It was running around very homosexually.
Why'd you steal disc 3 of my Final Fantasy 13?
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