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 Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:46 pm
Medeus Swyff Medeus Swyff Medeus *is tackled* GHBLEHH! ....Hey swyff! biggrin How are you today? crappy...find a way to make my head stop pounding Oh noes! Headaches are no fun... How'd last night's situation end up, if you don't mind my asking here? @Kath- I second the moshun. i...i havent heard from him today so im thinking the worst Is there someone you can call who'd know? or any way to find out for sure? sadly no
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:48 pm
Are you a Helghast soldier Med =o?
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:49 pm
Wantcookie WELL I WILL DESTROY YOUR HOME AND WORK WITH MY COMICALLY MASSIVE d**k AND THEN YOU WILL BE HOMELESS AND I WILL TAKE YOU IN AND ALLOW YOU TO LIVE WITH ME UNTIL YOU FIND A JOB BUT YOU WILL JUST BUM OUT ON MY COUCH AND THEN MONTHS WILL PASS AS I BEGIN TO LOSE MY PATIENCE AND FORCE YOU TO GO OUT AND GET A JOB AS A COACH FOR A POOR RETARDED CHILD THAT YOU COME TO LOVE AS YOUR OWN SON AND YOU MEET SWYFF AGAIN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND YOU FALL IN LOVE IN A COMEDIC WAY AND GET MARRIED AND THEN THE CREDITS WILL ROLL AND THE PEOPLE WILL LEAVE THE THEATER WONDERING WHY IN THE WORLD SOME CRAZY CRITIC DEEMED IT WORTHY OF AN OSCAR BUT WE'LL SOMEHOW WIN IT ANYWAYS AND THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GO UP AND MAKE A SPEECH AND SHAKE HANDS WITH SO MANY PEOPLE AND OPRAH WILL HAVE US ON HER SHOW AND THEN YEARS LATER WE'LL WRITE BOOKS ABOUT HOW WE LOVED AND HATED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PRODUCTION AND THEN WE'LL DIE AT A RIPE OLD AGE AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS This is the best thing I've read from Cookie. I think this is much more entertaining than all the d**k talk. (I am not starting something with that comment, I just think that all the p***s jokes are really, REALLY old.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:51 pm
I will split my anatomy into distinct horrible grotesque life forms.
My nervous system will grow into a horrible translucent jellyfish like creature whose only purpose is to spread his horrible tendrils across existence. These great poisonous spires shall split and stretch and branch into a great network that will weave through all parallel universes feeding on the conscious energy of the world and growing. Swallowing fear and joy indiscriminately in the ultimate display of gluttony beyond the scale of knowing.
My circulatory system will pump my rotten blood eternally out. Forever originating from my heart. A dark coagulated lake shall crust over and continually be broken and remade by the slow and steady pumping. Many will try to contain it, but all efforts will be futile, as the pressure will be greater than anything will be able to withstand. It will keep pumping. One heartfull at a time. It will coat the world in a slurry of earth and blood, scabbing it over with rotting muddy horror. Then it will simply keep going. Flooding out into the universe until it drowns the stars.
My skin will grow into a tapestry that will stretch across this realm as a veil into the others. tearing and healing, letting forth horrors from other times and places, and taking citizens of our own reality never to be seen again. It will be a swirling invisible curtain. When those unlucky enough to see it view it, it will appear to them very much like a hand appears when placed over the top of a flashlight. It's deep rosy heat will pour forth into a light that will draw them in, and they will find realms that know neither sleep nor relief.
My muscles will strive to move. They will flex and jump, and grow stronger by pushing their own limits, Eventually they will grow to strength beyond strength, and will begin to move 4th dimensionally. Each time they make a leap through the 4th dimension a bit of this realm will shatter as the 3rd and 4th collide in an act that breaks all laws natural and supernatural. Then they will leap back into our realm. Colliding forever, breaking existence itself in their blind pursuit of power.
My bones will be forged into weapons by these flesh beings. Skull and pelvis into clubs, fingers sharpened into spears at the end of eternally powerful and unbreakable arms. They will be the cause of all war and destruction. They will be the object of all greed. This new universe of wonders and horrors will have many legends about these artifacts left by these horrible new gods.
My digestive tract will demand his ******** snackrifice. Do no deny him. He will be grumpy.
And YOU WILL PAY!
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:54 pm
Orphie Wantcookie WELL I WILL DESTROY YOUR HOME AND WORK WITH MY COMICALLY MASSIVE d**k AND THEN YOU WILL BE HOMELESS AND I WILL TAKE YOU IN AND ALLOW YOU TO LIVE WITH ME UNTIL YOU FIND A JOB BUT YOU WILL JUST BUM OUT ON MY COUCH AND THEN MONTHS WILL PASS AS I BEGIN TO LOSE MY PATIENCE AND FORCE YOU TO GO OUT AND GET A JOB AS A COACH FOR A POOR RETARDED CHILD THAT YOU COME TO LOVE AS YOUR OWN SON AND YOU MEET SWYFF AGAIN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND YOU FALL IN LOVE IN A COMEDIC WAY AND GET MARRIED AND THEN THE CREDITS WILL ROLL AND THE PEOPLE WILL LEAVE THE THEATER WONDERING WHY IN THE WORLD SOME CRAZY CRITIC DEEMED IT WORTHY OF AN OSCAR BUT WE'LL SOMEHOW WIN IT ANYWAYS AND THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GO UP AND MAKE A SPEECH AND SHAKE HANDS WITH SO MANY PEOPLE AND OPRAH WILL HAVE US ON HER SHOW AND THEN YEARS LATER WE'LL WRITE BOOKS ABOUT HOW WE LOVED AND HATED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PRODUCTION AND THEN WE'LL DIE AT A RIPE OLD AGE AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS This is the best thing I've read from Cookie. I think this is much more entertaining than all the d**k talk. (I am not starting something with that comment, I just think that all the p***s jokes are really, REALLY old.) I won't deny that. xd Though for me they've just slipped into normalcy and I've never really bothered to be annoyed.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:54 pm
Supersephiroth7 Are you a Helghast soldier Med =o? lol I've never played that before, but Yeah sure why not...... @Owwin- Ooh that sounds...nice. sweatdrop Good luck with that hun.
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:55 pm
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:56 pm
Owwin I will split my anatomy into distinct horrible grotesque life forms. My nervous system will grow into a horrible translucent jellyfish like creature whose only purpose is to spread his horrible tendrils across existence. These great poisonous spires shall split and stretch and branch into a great network that will weave through all parallel universes feeding on the conscious energy of the world and growing. Swallowing fear and joy indiscriminately in the ultimate display of gluttony beyond the scale of knowing. My circulatory system will pump my rotten blood eternally out. Forever originating from my heart. A dark coagulated lake shall crust over and continually be broken and remade by the slow and steady pumping. Many will try to contain it, but all efforts will be futile, as the pressure will be greater than anything will be able to withstand. It will keep pumping. One heartfull at a time. It will coat the world in a slurry of earth and blood, scabbing it over with rotting muddy horror. Then it will simply keep going. Flooding out into the universe until it drowns the stars. My skin will grow into a tapestry that will stretch across this realm as a veil into the others. tearing and healing, letting forth horrors from other times and places, and taking citizens of our own reality never to be seen again. It will be a swirling invisible curtain. When those unlucky enough to see it view it, it will appear to them very much like a hand appears when placed over the top of a flashlight. It's deep rosy heat will pour forth into a light that will draw them in, and they will find realms that know neither sleep nor relief. My muscles will strive to move. They will flex and jump, and grow stronger by pushing their own limits, Eventually they will grow to strength beyond strength, and will begin to move 4th dimensionally. Each time they make a leap through the 4th dimension a bit of this realm will shatter as the 3rd and 4th collide in an act that breaks all laws natural and supernatural. Then they will leap back into our realm. Colliding forever, breaking existence itself in their blind pursuit of power. My bones will be forged into weapons by these flesh beings. Skull and pelvis into clubs, fingers sharpened into spears at the end of eternally powerful and unbreakable arms. They will be the cause of all war and destruction. They will be the object of all greed. This new universe of wonders and horrors will have many legends about these artifacts left by these horrible new gods. My digestive tract will demand his ******** snackrifice. Do no deny him. He will be grumpy. And YOU WILL PAY! hot
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:57 pm
Did you not see what i posted? I already have something that can move 4th dimensionally and break the laws of the universe. GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! You are one of the Old Ones for Christ's sake!
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:58 pm
Owwin Did you not see what i posted? I already have something that can move 4th dimensionally and break the laws of the universe. GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! You are one of the Old Ones for Christ's sake! tl;dr But fine, I'll go sleep. That's all I ever do... emo
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:59 pm
Wantcookie Owwin I will split my anatomy into distinct horrible grotesque life forms. My nervous system will grow into a horrible translucent jellyfish like creature whose only purpose is to spread his horrible tendrils across existence. These great poisonous spires shall split and stretch and branch into a great network that will weave through all parallel universes feeding on the conscious energy of the world and growing. Swallowing fear and joy indiscriminately in the ultimate display of gluttony beyond the scale of knowing. My circulatory system will pump my rotten blood eternally out. Forever originating from my heart. A dark coagulated lake shall crust over and continually be broken and remade by the slow and steady pumping. Many will try to contain it, but all efforts will be futile, as the pressure will be greater than anything will be able to withstand. It will keep pumping. One heartfull at a time. It will coat the world in a slurry of earth and blood, scabbing it over with rotting muddy horror. Then it will simply keep going. Flooding out into the universe until it drowns the stars. My skin will grow into a tapestry that will stretch across this realm as a veil into the others. tearing and healing, letting forth horrors from other times and places, and taking citizens of our own reality never to be seen again. It will be a swirling invisible curtain. When those unlucky enough to see it view it, it will appear to them very much like a hand appears when placed over the top of a flashlight. It's deep rosy heat will pour forth into a light that will draw them in, and they will find realms that know neither sleep nor relief. My muscles will strive to move. They will flex and jump, and grow stronger by pushing their own limits, Eventually they will grow to strength beyond strength, and will begin to move 4th dimensionally. Each time they make a leap through the 4th dimension a bit of this realm will shatter as the 3rd and 4th collide in an act that breaks all laws natural and supernatural. Then they will leap back into our realm. Colliding forever, breaking existence itself in their blind pursuit of power. My bones will be forged into weapons by these flesh beings. Skull and pelvis into clubs, fingers sharpened into spears at the end of eternally powerful and unbreakable arms. They will be the cause of all war and destruction. They will be the object of all greed. This new universe of wonders and horrors will have many legends about these artifacts left by these horrible new gods. My digestive tract will demand his ******** snackrifice. Do no deny him. He will be grumpy. And YOU WILL PAY! hot Gawrsh cookie I didn't know you were into the dismemberment and body horror. We should talk more. XD
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:00 pm
l-Kathulu-l tl;dr But fine, I'll go sleep. That's all I ever do... emo Oh yeah that is teh big thing with them isn't it? Sleeping? Why are they so popular and scary again?
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:00 pm
Owwin Wantcookie Owwin I will split my anatomy into distinct horrible grotesque life forms. My nervous system will grow into a horrible translucent jellyfish like creature whose only purpose is to spread his horrible tendrils across existence. These great poisonous spires shall split and stretch and branch into a great network that will weave through all parallel universes feeding on the conscious energy of the world and growing. Swallowing fear and joy indiscriminately in the ultimate display of gluttony beyond the scale of knowing. My circulatory system will pump my rotten blood eternally out. Forever originating from my heart. A dark coagulated lake shall crust over and continually be broken and remade by the slow and steady pumping. Many will try to contain it, but all efforts will be futile, as the pressure will be greater than anything will be able to withstand. It will keep pumping. One heartfull at a time. It will coat the world in a slurry of earth and blood, scabbing it over with rotting muddy horror. Then it will simply keep going. Flooding out into the universe until it drowns the stars. My skin will grow into a tapestry that will stretch across this realm as a veil into the others. tearing and healing, letting forth horrors from other times and places, and taking citizens of our own reality never to be seen again. It will be a swirling invisible curtain. When those unlucky enough to see it view it, it will appear to them very much like a hand appears when placed over the top of a flashlight. It's deep rosy heat will pour forth into a light that will draw them in, and they will find realms that know neither sleep nor relief. My muscles will strive to move. They will flex and jump, and grow stronger by pushing their own limits, Eventually they will grow to strength beyond strength, and will begin to move 4th dimensionally. Each time they make a leap through the 4th dimension a bit of this realm will shatter as the 3rd and 4th collide in an act that breaks all laws natural and supernatural. Then they will leap back into our realm. Colliding forever, breaking existence itself in their blind pursuit of power. My bones will be forged into weapons by these flesh beings. Skull and pelvis into clubs, fingers sharpened into spears at the end of eternally powerful and unbreakable arms. They will be the cause of all war and destruction. They will be the object of all greed. This new universe of wonders and horrors will have many legends about these artifacts left by these horrible new gods. My digestive tract will demand his ******** snackrifice. Do no deny him. He will be grumpy. And YOU WILL PAY! hot Gawrsh cookie I didn't know you were into the dismemberment and body horror. We should talk more. XD Also apparently vore and extradimensional travel? rofl
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:01 pm
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