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 Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:13 pm
Or... was involved with the new kids.
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:29 am
I have a loony theory of what happened to everybody. Story time!:
Felix went back to Vale, only to be killed soon afterwards by a relative of the boulder that failed to kill him in the first place. The boulder, suceeding in its quest to kill off a main character went to sleep. The river Felix drowned in is now a memorial site that newborn babies are baptized in.
Piers traveled the world in his Lemurian boat, but then drowned in the whirlpools in the Sea of Time because it had been so long that he forgot how to sail around them. Because Piers was more useful alive than dead, he was reincarnated as the new Poseidon, to keep any curious people out of Lemuria so that the people of the lost city could go back to their normal, Lemurian lives. Until Matthew and co. barge into their city and shake things up.
Sheba finally evolved into Mecha Sheba, and then she went back into the sky from whence she came. She now watches over all of the good little wind adepts of the world and shifts the puzzles around in Air's Rock so that they make even less sense than they did in TLA. Because apparently that's what you're supposed to do after you evolve.
Jenna went to bake a pie. Then nothing happened.
Akafubu lead his army in a violent assualt against the people of Shaman Village for shits and giggles. After drowning several times whilst trying to cross the ocean between Gondowan and Hisperia, he gave up and decided to attack Lalivero because they were closer and on the same continent. However, Lalivero had the power of Mecha Sheba on their side, who used the power of the Teleport Lapis she stole from Felix to teleport the warriors of Contigo to Lalivero to fight the Kimbobo warriors in Suhalla Desret, because the people of Lalivero were all liek "Not In My Backyard" or something like that. The tornadoes then did all the killing from there. There were no survivors.
Moapa was in cohoots with the Mecha Sheba and she recorded the debauchery for him so that he can put it on his Youtube channel. The video is titled "The Massacre in Suhalla" and every night the people of Shaman Village show this video to their children as a bedtime story. The children now know that anyone who fux with Shaman Village will be telported directly into a sandstorm, and with this knowledge they can sleep peacefully at night.
Maha one day decided to leave Garoh, where he was shot down on the spot by the villagers of Alhafra who staked out in the woods outside Garoh because they are so hating on them wolves. They then went back to their village, only to find out that while they were gone the citizens of Mikasalla torched their grand city and behind everyone's back they were planning to overtake all of Osenia. They succeeded.
During this time of great shenanigans there was another earthquake of epic proportions and Indra was shifted yet again. This time they collided with Prox. And Pulle, green as he was, did not survive. But at least the children of Prox can now sleep in the Shrine of The Sea God, seeing as how it is much warmer than that igloo. Tavi and Riki (those two poorly disciplined kids from Daila), decided it would be super special awesome to go explore in the ruins of Mars Lighthouse. Yeah. Bad idea.
Izumo decided to have another party because the earthquake collided their island with the Apojii, and they could trade much easier. Aqua and Gaia Rock cojoined with each other. It is now known by the locals as Gaiqua Rock and it is one of the dungeons in Dark Dawn. And yes. There is a boss battle at the end, only this time, its not a serpent, its a HydraGolem. So get on its back and attack its weak point for massive damage. Oh wait, you can't. Cause it's a ROCK. So maybe that bone from TLA will now have a purpose?
The Tret tree evolved into XDeath. His friend? Into a Sudowoodo. The angry lumberjacks, still bent on that last incident decided to wage war against the trees. And they lost. Again.
Hamma learned the ways of the gods, and like Sheba, went into the sky to watch over Xian and Lama temple after attaining Sage Mode.
That baby from Contigo grew up to be a b***h. She was so menopaused that everytime she got a hot flash she HAD to use whirlwind. Then it was too cold for her. Everyone in Contigo hated her so much they ate corn, played Super Lucky Dice, and then stopped caring.
Magma Rock exploded. Jupiter Lighthouse's music was so annoying that Camelot banned it from the next game. And the Great Gambomba now rules over all of Gondowan. He wanted to take over Angara, but Mecha Sheba was all liek, "NO." and b***h slapped him back to Gondowan. And there he stayed.
The End.
*I'm sorry, got carried away there. Gawd, I love storytime.*
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:33 pm
Ayame_Rikimayu I have a loony theory of what happened to everybody. Story time!:
Felix went back to Vale, only to be killed soon afterwards by a relative of the boulder that failed to kill him in the first place. The boulder, suceeding in its quest to kill off a main character went to sleep. The river Felix drowned in is now a memorial site that newborn babies are baptized in.
Piers traveled the world in his Lemurian boat, but then drowned in the whirlpools in the Sea of Time because it had been so long that he forgot how to sail around them. Because Piers was more useful alive than dead, he was reincarnated as the new Poseidon, to keep any curious people out of Lemuria so that the people of the lost city could go back to their normal, Lemurian lives. Until Matthew and co. barge into their city and shake things up.
Sheba finally evolved into Mecha Sheba, and then she went back into the sky from whence she came. She now watches over all of the good little wind adepts of the world and shifts the puzzles around in Air's Rock so that they make even less sense than they did in TLA. Because apparently that's what you're supposed to do after you evolve.
Jenna went to bake a pie. Then nothing happened.
Akafubu lead his army in a violent assualt against the people of Shaman Village for shits and giggles. After drowning several times whilst trying to cross the ocean between Gondowan and Hisperia, he gave up and decided to attack Lalivero because they were closer and on the same continent. However, Lalivero had the power of Mecha Sheba on their side, who used the power of the Teleport Lapis she stole from Felix to teleport the warriors of Contigo to Lalivero to fight the Kimbobo warriors in Suhalla Desret, because the people of Lalivero were all liek "Not In My Backyard" or something like that. The tornadoes then did all the killing from there. There were no survivors.
Moapa was in cohoots with the Mecha Sheba and she recorded the debauchery for him so that he can put it on his Youtube channel. The video is titled "The Massacre in Suhalla" and every night the people of Shaman Village show this video to their children as a bedtime story. The children now know that anyone who fux with Shaman Village will be telported directly into a sandstorm, and with this knowledge they can sleep peacefully at night.
Maha one day decided to leave Garoh, where he was shot down on the spot by the villagers of Alhafra who staked out in the woods outside Garoh because they are so hating on them wolves. They then went back to their village, only to find out that while they were gone the citizens of Mikasalla torched their grand city and behind everyone's back they were planning to overtake all of Osenia. They succeeded.
During this time of great shenanigans there was another earthquake of epic proportions and Indra was shifted yet again. This time they collided with Prox. And Pulle, green as he was, did not survive. But at least the children of Prox can now sleep in the Shrine of The Sea God, seeing as how it is much warmer than that igloo. Tavi and Riki (those two poorly disciplined kids from Daila), decided it would be super special awesome to go explore in the ruins of Mars Lighthouse. Yeah. Bad idea.
Izumo decided to have another party because the earthquake collided their island with the Apojii, and they could trade much easier. Aqua and Gaia Rock cojoined with each other. It is now known by the locals as Gaiqua Rock and it is one of the dungeons in Dark Dawn. And yes. There is a boss battle at the end, only this time, its not a serpent, its a HydraGolem. So get on its back and attack its weak point for massive damage. Oh wait, you can't. Cause it's a ROCK. So maybe that bone from TLA will now have a purpose?
The Tret tree evolved into XDeath. His friend? Into a Sudowoodo. The angry lumberjacks, still bent on that last incident decided to wage war against the trees. And they lost. Again.
Hamma learned the ways of the gods, and like Sheba, went into the sky to watch over Xian and Lama temple after attaining Sage Mode.
That baby from Contigo grew up to be a b***h. She was so menopaused that everytime she got a hot flash she HAD to use whirlwind. Then it was too cold for her. Everyone in Contigo hated her so much they ate corn, played Super Lucky Dice, and then stopped caring.
Magma Rock exploded. Jupiter Lighthouse's music was so annoying that Camelot banned it from the next game. And the Great Gambomba now rules over all of Gondowan. He wanted to take over Angara, but Mecha Sheba was all liek, "NO." and b***h slapped him back to Gondowan. And there he stayed.
The End.
*I'm sorry, got carried away there. Gawd, I love storytime.* Oh man, how long did it take you to write all of that?
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:46 pm
Someone has WAY too much time on their hands. XD
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:10 pm
You got to admit though, Shebamech is a pretty awesome mental image.
Especially if you're like me and she's suddenly Gundam-sized in your head. :B
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:50 am
It took me about an hour to conjure up this hot mess. You know, you think of a sentence in your head, then it turns into a paragraph and before you know it, you've magically wrote a short fanfiction. By accident. gonk
I'm ridiculous like that. Should I continue?
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:58 am
Go ahead. ~ I'm sure we could all use the lulz.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:37 am
How does Akafubu manage to drown multiple times?
My brain is full of ********.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:46 pm
Akafubu follows that all time classical Law of Video Games, at least one of the annoying semi-antagonist (mini-boss if you will) cannot die.
Take Ridley from Metroid. That thing should have been dead seven times over. But no, Meta, Mecha, whatever. Just die you prehistoric son of a bird.
Another example could be Ganon (I said mini-boss, I know, but bare with the exceptions), some shape or form, he always lives on.
I'm sure there's others...
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:45 am
Ok, later tonight or tomorrow I shall write something else. Right now, I'm still drained from that last round.
And Akafubu drowning more than once sounded like a good idea. xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:26 am
http://www.vooks.net/story-19723-Unconfirmed-Golden-Sun-Dark-Dawn-Australian-release-date.html
If this turns out to be true, it would be the best thing. THE.BEST.THING.
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:57 pm
Fiery Tiamat http://www.vooks.net/story-19723-Unconfirmed-Golden-Sun-Dark-Dawn-Australian-release-date.html If this turns out to be true, it would be the best thing. THE.BEST.THING.
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:25 pm
SeymourHiney Fiery Tiamat http://www.vooks.net/story-19723-Unconfirmed-Golden-Sun-Dark-Dawn-Australian-release-date.html If this turns out to be true, it would be the best thing. THE.BEST.THING.
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:30 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:14 pm
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