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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:15 pm
You get one, but it's from a pervert wearing cat ears.
I wish my fridge wasn't so far.
*is suddenly wearing cat ears*
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:25 pm
Your fridge can hear your stomach from where it sits, and realizes that it is hungry, for YOU!
I wish my feet weren't so cold.
The hunter becomes the hunted. IEditYourWorld
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:29 pm
FOOTBATH OF LAVA
I wish for infinite wishes.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:32 pm
Granted. Again, you are an envy to others, others who are looking to milk you for all you are worth. You are surrounded by people's passed due bills and feeling like the world's biggest collection agency. Speaking of which, I have a credit card payment that could use your extraordinary help!
I wish I could run in a dog pack.
WOOF! IEditYourWorld
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:43 am
Granted, but you are on the lowest rung, you get no food except for scraps, and will never find a mate.
I wish I could get to bed before 4am tonight.
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:09 am
Good luck! I mean... granted! You fall asleep right on the spot at your computer, face down on your keyboard. Due to the awkward position of your head, your body compensates for lack of oxygen by making you open your mouth to breath while you sleep. When you wake up the next day, you notice that you have drooled all over your keyboard, and the moisture has ruined it.
I wish I could tell my hubby about my fursona. He thinks furries are a little weird.
Ah, a true wish. IEditYourWorld
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:53 am
Granted. He now knows, but still thinks you're weird.
I wish for bacon. I need some breakfast.
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:59 am
granted, but its ashes.
i wish for a sandwich.
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:03 am
granted, but its in fact the DOOMWICH! (good luck getting that reference, non ATHF fans)
I wish for a battle axe biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:09 am
IEditYourWorld Good luck! I mean... granted! You fall asleep right on the spot at your computer, face down on your keyboard. Due to the awkward position of your head, your body compensates for lack of oxygen by making you open your mouth to breath while you sleep. When you wake up the next day, you notice that you have drooled all over your keyboard, and the moisture has ruined it. I wish I could tell my hubby about my fursona. He thinks furries are a little weird. Ah, a true wish. IEditYourWorld (No such luck, couldn't sleep a wink -.-)
Granted! But your ax is made of butter!
I wish I had the ability to toggle on and off noclip in real life >D
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:53 am
Granted, but it get stuck xD.
I wish... mm... an ice-cream ^^
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:58 am
Granted, but it falls on the ground and bursts into flames and explodes.
I wish I didn't have to go to missouri until Monday/Tuesday
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:08 am
Granted, but then you don't get to be in the same state as me until Mon/Tues
I wish I could learn to tie a tie. (that really sounds redundant to me.)
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:09 am
Granted but you tie the tie so well you can't get it off.
I wish I had a really Good Laptop for doing my stories so I could get them published~
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:07 am
Granted, but it get a virus when you'r gonna publish them and the virus dont let you turn on the PC xD.
I wish the weekend to come soon and faster...
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