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 Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:07 am
I told you that you should not have stolen 17 1959 chevy pick-up trucks. You only need 1.
I'm calling from jail because I robbed a KFC restaurant.
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:09 pm
I told you to not put your bosses face into the deep fryer. Now the word "premeditated" is going to get thrown around the courtroom.
I'm calling from jail because I decided to use my college's WiFi to download a bunch of illegal music.
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Darkness and Wings Captain
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 2:44 pm
Damn, what was it porno music? That's a lot of music to be in jail over.
I'm calling from jail because I went Loretta bobbet on someone.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2021 8:09 pm
I swear, I didnt know what was happening, was too drunk, how I broke that window, is beyond me!
I'M calling from Jail, for breaking and entering! oh my!
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Darkness and Wings Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:51 pm
Was it worth it? Ooh was it a celebrity?
I'm calling from jail because I wrestled a shark
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:31 pm
lol got caught fighting for my right to speak my mind, ! they locked me up!
I'm calling from Jail, because they dont want me to tell the truth lol would hurt them! eek
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Darkness and Wings Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:39 pm
Lol you reply to the why the person above you is jailed. Like me wrestling a shark. Not your own. Lol.
My reply to yours- I told you to be careful.
Mine- I'm calling from jail because I look like clown from IT
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 1:41 pm
And I was so scared I went hiding! lol
Calling from Jail, cause I dint help Darkness on time! eek she turned into it!
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Darkness and Wings Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:21 pm
I'll get you for that!!
I'm calling from jail because I hate bananas
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:37 am
Not if I can hide, oh this house looks vacant,
the door was wide open, no I didnt see any thing broken!
Calling form jail, cops thought I was stealing, of course I wasnt! you know!
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:15 pm
I'm calling from jail wearing a giant dinosaur costume
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Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2025 6:00 pm
I'm calling from jail because I finally lost my cool while grocery shopping.
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