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 Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:38 pm
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Nightmare and crew put on helmets.
.....pfffffft xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:49 pm
-_-*** *punches eric in the feet* It isn't funny!
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:00 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:23 pm
I'm sorry, what was funny? Haur's huge tits, Eric being a whore, or me apparently running a delicatessen?
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:35 pm
She does.
I am.
And it's all you're good for.
Everyone wins.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:46 pm
What a ray of sunshine you are.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:10 pm
Me: XD Well I found out they got bigger. I'm getting a little depressed. I really don't want to get surgery, but I'm already slouching. =(
Damn it I still didn't get my damn sammich!
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:15 pm
girls are so picky, either they want bigger boobs or smaller boobs.
>< personally I wish my spine wasn't a tangled mess.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:24 pm
*smacks him* Mine are plenty big now, mister. I don't want them any bigger, and neither do you, remember? *glares*
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:25 pm
*slaps sammich away*
No! That's a tainted sammich! I'll show you how to get a real sammich!
*throws off deli apron and grabs shotgun and machete*
*goes into the forest and stalks a herd of sammiches for a week before seperating one from the group and making the kill*
*returns with a beard and a sammich*
Yes.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:26 pm
Me: *rapes Wolvie-dark and eat sammich* heart heart
Don't get me wrong Eric. I like having gargantuan titties. But I also like being proportionate. I can't keep gaining weight to keep up with them.
I was happy when I was a C because they looked like D's. Wow, the C cup was soooo long ago. *sigh* But having anything over a D has it's draw backs.
1.) ALL of the bras that fit me properly and give me the proper support are all super ugly grandma bras.
2.) All of the cutest shirts and dresses are made with tiny tits in mind which limits my fashion choices greatly.
3.) Shopping for swim suit tops is a pain in the a** because apparently now a days L means a C cup and XL means a fat chick with a C cup. -,- I can either show side/top/bottom cleavage like some bottom feeding attention whore, or I can splurge for one of those horrible looking bra-tops.
It's not easy being cheasty.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:33 pm
My sammich! Well maybe if you didn't take forever to get me my damn sammich, I'd be full by now boy! But the moment someone pities my hunger and feed me, you decide to step up to the plate! If I had it in me, I'd kick your a**, but I'm currently going through a 'hug stray' phase, so you're daaaaaamn lucky boy!
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:34 pm
lmao Stray, that was quite possibly the GREATEST sammich retrieving story I have ever read.
And Haur, if swim suit tops are giving you such a hassle, do what the Europeans do and go topless! This has been a naughty Darkie moment.
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:35 pm
Yes, do that! And keep the hugs comin'!
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