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"Yep! ...Well, maybe Minion Bookworm once mate, but other than that, only Minion Boogeyman!" Mitis declared cheerfully, his moment of seriousness over.
Phobius, meanwhile, willed the blade to retract, making the scythe look like a staff once more, before putting it off to one side, absentmindedly putting the Hermione doll in his lap.
Hedwig hooted in thanks and took the present, carefully unwrapping it with her beak.

Hedwig similarly hooted happily, Harry helping put the bracelet on her leg.
Hermione also got the two books on mating with a dark creature that Katherine had pointed Harry toward, causing Phobius to turn a little pink and immediately send Katherine an exasperated look - he just knew that the mischievous minx was behind Harry's choice of gift. Shaking his head, he handed over his own gifts for her - several duplicate books from the Black Library... and the gorgeous courting necklace he'd bought for her.
Eris shot one eyebrow skyward, glancing over at Phobius and giving a small smirk as she watched her son turn a little pink. "Well, it's good to see you remembered those lessons on Pureblood tradition."
Phobius didn't reply, the young man firmly trying not to fidget as he waited for Hermione's reaction to the necklace. Sure, he hoped she liked the books, too, but it was mostly her reaction to the jewelry he was worried about - after all, if she took it it would mark the start of an official Pureblood courtship, and while neither he nor his mother were sticklers for tradition, he felt that Hermione was a gorgeous girl who deserved a proper courtship.

Phobius nodded with a faint blush of his own, a faint smile appearing on his face as he helped Hermione put the necklace on, being careful not to get it caught in her hair or anything like that. Once it was secured around her neck, he leaned over to kiss her lightly on the lips, a bit too shy to enter a full-blown snogging session in front of the others (though he was tempted).
Hedwig preened a little under Sorren's admiring eyes, the slightly vain owl similarly enjoying her new accessory.

Harry beamed happily, obviously enjoying the simple yet meaningful gift.
Phobius, meanwhile, gave him a makeshift copy of the Black family tree... which included the bloodline of one Dorea Potter née Black, Harry Potter's grandmother.

"Quite possibly, though Mitis isn't half-bad himself," Phobius agreed, watching as Harry beamed; a moment of concentration, and on the pendant, his own message appeared: 'I love it - not as much as I love you, but I do love it.'
Mitis waited, giving them their sappy love moment, then proceeded to lift up one more present, wrapped in lava-esque paper with fiery red snowflakes. "Hokay, Minion Kitty's turn now!" With that, he offered the present to Katherine - a book in what was seemingly looping, swirling, undulating, coiling, S-like gibberish to everyone but Harry and Katherine, who saw the book's actual title: 101+ Parseltongue Spells for Adults (And Overly Active Teens). Naturally, this caused Harry to blink and tilt his head slightly in puzzlement, the implications of the title going right over his innocent head.
Phobius quirked an eyebrow, immediately noticing something. "You got a present for me, Katherine, and Harry, but not Hermione?" he questioned on his girlfriend's behalf.
"Mitis still trying to figure out what kind of candy to get Minion Bookworm," Mitis answered amicably before snaking his tongue up his nose to snack on his boogers, indicating that was all he had to say on the matter... or maybe he just felt like having a snack. With him, it was hard to tell.

"Only chappies six through eight. Rest mostly spells to make opposite gender - or in this case, Harry - drool like idiot over you," was Mitis's amicable reply, his words, like the book's title, going over Harry's head. "...There also adult offense spells, but Mitis mostly give it 'cause Minion Kitty seem like she'd probably enjoy it for fun-time with Minion Scarface once you both reach mating age."
Phobius nodded in agreement with Hermione, pretending not to hear Mitis, before handing over his own gift - the Quidditch Through the Ages book, complete with a few annotations and tips of his own - he may not have been one to go utterly gaga over Quidditch like some, but that didn't mean he didn't have helpful input on the matter. Harry then shyly handed over his own gift - the bracelet that changed into a collar in Animagus forms.

"I'm no expert on the matter, but I think she just might," Phobius answered with a perfectly straight face, watching as Harry and Katherine snogged right in front of their parents, the Boy-Who-Lived blushing somewhat.
Mitis, on the other hand, just watched curiously, letting them have a moment before pulling out... four envelopes? He casually handed one each to Phobius and Hermione, waiting patiently for Katherine and Harry to finish up so he could give them theirs.
Phobius quirked an eyebrow, examining the envelope warily. It was a plain white envelope, the only indication that there was anything strange about it was the strange rune on the back, completely unrecognizable. Still, he didn't open it just yet - surprises from Mitis tended to be... combustible. "What's this?"
"A standing invitation," was all Mitis said, giving a feral grin, his eyes gleaming with predatory glee.