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 Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:19 pm
F. Ivy continued to hug P.Nightmare. "You almost smell like a baby," she sighed and smacked him in the side. "Don't patronize me."
P. Ivy balled up her fist. "Who the hell do you think you're talking to?!" She screeched, swinging at him again.
F. Ivy shot up. "What?! What did you just say?!" They both attacked F.Nightmare.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:19 pm
Mira: ^w^ YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! *flies around*
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:27 pm
Nightmare rolled his eyes "I didn't realize I smelled."
Future Nightmare shielded himself more "well they do!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:38 pm
*vortex opens, fireball comes out, landing between the Ivys and F.Nightmare to separate them**voice speaks* Why must you all fight whenever you get together?! Your relationship is more dysfunctional than the ones in my family!
*looks up* Don't you think that's just a little extreme?
Voice: *pauses* Perhaps you are right. Very relationships are as dysfunctional as those......
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:41 pm
Future Nightmare groans "we're just saying 'hello' dear."
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:03 pm
F. Ivy crossed her arms. "Maybe if he'd stop driving me crazy I wouldn't have to beat him and I he and I were fighting back when he thought he'd never find you, so don't interrupt next time." She kicked F. Nightmare in the shin and walked back over to Nightmare, sitting on his back. "Since you're a virgin you still have a smell." She grinned.
P. Ivy glared at F.Nightmare, gritting her teeth. "Who. Is. That?" She growled, referring to the voice.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:06 pm
Future Nightmare looked up at where the fireball came from "my wife?" He stuck his tounge out at his timeline's mother and rubbed his leg.
Nightmare groaned as his future mother sat on him "I am not a chair."
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:08 pm
Voice: She has a point, beloved. Your pheromones were much more pungent prior to our pairing.......
*looks up* Do you want to come down here?
Voice: No, it might cause a time-paradox. Those are extremely unpleasant.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:22 pm
Future Nightmare rolled his eyes "don't remind me." Nightmare tilted his head "a pardox? One of those things that could destroy the universe?" Paradox Effects
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:34 pm
I don't believe in paradoxes. If you meet your future self then obviously the encounter is something that you, and thus your future self, was supposed to experience, as otherwise it wouldn't be happening.
If a paradox could wipe out the very fabric of the universe it would wipe out EVERYTHING from that universe, including past time within that universe.
To put it simply, if there were EVER going to be a paradox, none of this would even exist. Because we are here and all of this does exist, on some level, then that proves that there was not, is not, and never will be a paradox.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:37 pm
-_- I think you just want to see the source of the voice, stray.
Voice: *sighs* Fine, I just don't feel like dealing with people right now, alright?
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:38 pm
"A wife." Ivy plopped down into the nearest seat. "I-I need some water or some air or something." She looked over to her future self for some type of answer... some help.
"He moved out long before he got married. Don't worry. You'll have your cosmetic's company to fill in the lonely void. When he left and finally became a man he took every ounce of your strength with him. You don't have good or bad urges. You just live your life for other's so you really don't have to pay attention to yours." F. Ivy shifted, rubbing Nightmare's back, remembering his college days.
P. Ivy nodded sadly. "That's the beauty of charity. You put your life into improving the lives of others so you don't have to focus on your own." She chuckled. "No wonder Bruce does it." She grabbed the nearby glass of juice and chugged it. Damn, why didn't she keep liquor in stock.
F. Ivy gave an evil grin. "You and Harvey get back together."
P.Ivy choked on her drink.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:40 pm
I totally do. XP
Also, I think the reason the reason Bruce is a philanthropist is because of his vocation and the feelings he has associated with it. He feels bad that he makes his living punching folks in the face, so he opens charites for people who get punched in the face.
>_>
He opened a shelter... for BAT-tered women....
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:00 pm
Voice: Actually, the marriage was more for him than it was myself. In my culture, a pair is considered the equivalent of 'married' after they have committed their bodies to each other through their first mating. However, he was never comfortable with the terms 'mated pair,' 'reproductive couple,' or 'friend with benefits,' so we had a formal wedding shortly afterward in the standard custom dictated by the country's legal system. *sighs* I still think it was a tad superfluous, but I will admit the cake was rather tasty.
*stares up* You seriously considered the term 'friend with benefits' an appropriate phrase to describe your relationship?
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