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 Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:05 pm
I divorced her because I like her just the way she is, and didn't want her to lose any weight.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:28 pm
I divorce her because I felt like i needed to keep gaining weight to make her happy.
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:40 am
I divorce Joe because he loves to party all the time. rofl
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:29 pm
I divorced her because I was tired of bleaching my pubes and dying them silver to fully fulfill her Sephiroth fetishism. rofl
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 9:58 am
I divorced him because I wouldn't let him plunder my booty. pirate
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:26 pm
I divorced her cause I wasn't into that dominatrix thing.
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:04 am
I divorced her because when I asked her to help with the laundry she threatened to shoot me! eek
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:30 am
I divorced her because she insisted I check under the bed for monsters every night.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:47 pm
I divorced her because she wouldn't believe me when I told her there were huge scary monsters under the bed!
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:39 am
I divorced her because she got mad when i kissed the hotest guy at the party (and she was too shy to do it herself). ;3
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:03 am
I divorced her because I don't like to share and she was always kissing other people blaugh
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:38 am
I divorced camcam because she keeps racoons and I didn't appreciate my clothes being torn up all the time...monthly wardrobe shopping got expensive...EVERY MONTH!!! rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:15 am
I divorced her because she kept leaving muddy dragon claw-prints all over the house. Do you have any idea how big a dragon's claw-print is!?
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:47 pm
Officer Hot-Pants I divorced her because she kept leaving muddy dragon claw-prints all over the house. Do you have any idea how big a dragon's claw-print is!? I divorced him because he wouldn't let the duck out of the box.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:00 am
I divorced her because she ate all my cupcakes. Its just not right! Those were MINE. emotion_donotwant
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