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granted but it falls out agine

i wish i had 3 three wishes

granted, but it turns out u never had teeth
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

i wish was ipod wasnt so gay half the time

granted but no you become all depressed cause you feel incomplete and jump off a bridge

I wish I just a little bit bigger

Granted but it rapesyour brain and you end up putting a bullet in your head because of it....[Beware the Fallout boy symptoms]

I wish my date was tommorow.

granted, but it actually falls down off your head onto the floor and gets kinda dirty

i wish there was a metal guild....
cos we need one badly

granted but we all get so depressed we kill eachother and make human society extinct!!

I wish ... i could b wit him rite now!! *cryes* i miss him!!

Granted, but then everyone else tells your mom things that are even worse.

I wish that I wasn't so bored that I kept thinking up long and complicated insults like: you smell of a rotten salmon that has been sat on by a large orange-haired elephant that had flea-infested rats crawling up it's orange-haired butt that had previously been chewing on a sock full of runny diorrhea that belonged to a scabby old tramp that lives on a rubber dinghy on a sewage farm frying woodlice on a gas stove that was found in a desert covered in horse crap that had been sweating in the sunlight 0f 180 degrees.

Granted, but they send you to boarding school.
I wish I famous xD