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 Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:29 pm
missing nin itachi The Kitsune Hanyou FayeWeasley cont. Palpy: Not that Ewok joke again... *rolls eyes* con't Stormie: So, a stormtrooper, a gungan, and an ewok walk into a bar... Vader: *force choke* I've heard that one way to many times... Vader: As I said, No one mocks my breathing, my freind, or my enourmus collection of "My Pretty Banthas". Group of stormies: *snicker snicker* Vader: *lightsaber's them* con't Stormie: I heard he has the biggest collection ever! I'm so jealous! Vader: *force choke* So you're the one leaving fingerprints all over their polished glass cases!
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:33 pm
Vader: Okay, besides my breathign, my friend, that joke, and my enormous collection of My pretty banthas, anyone else know of something to laugh at?
Stormie: Well, there is the subject of your pink fuzzy dice hanging in the Executor... *snicker*
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:16 pm
Luke: so what do I do with this light thing? OoOo Can I make a sandwhich with?
Han: no you use it to cut people....
Luke: So no sandwhiches... cry
Han no you go cut your arm near Leia she is such is loser...
Luke: Cool! razz
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:10 pm
(con't)
Luke: *runs off* Hey, Leia! Wanna see my "lightsaber"?
Leia: Yes! *odd sound* Oh, Luke, it's so long and powerful!
Luke: Yeah... Han said I should use it on you!
Leia: I dunno, Luke.. it's so big...
Luke: I'll be gentle...
Han: eek
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:38 pm
This is from VG cats, hope it works 
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 11:08 am
Setting: Death Star Showers.
Vader: la la la... la la... oops!
Stormtrooper: Look! Vader dropped the soap!
Vader: eek
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:40 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:44 pm
*It's time for... Silver Sea: The Real Chandrilla *
* Voice Over*
Padme: My second term as senator was going great..until Anakin came back from the Temple. Ever since he found out I was dating Palpatine he got all wierd on me. Well, it didn't take him long to jump into Aayla's arms..whatever.
*cut to Aayla Secura and Anakin in a hot-tub*
Padme: I had enough to worry about with Shaak's obsession with Jar Jar. I mean, yeah he's hot and all, but I mean, he was totally making a play on Obi.
*cut to Jar Jar and Obi running down the beach hand in hand*
Padme: Whatever...
*end voice over*
*Padme and Shaak putting on makeup*
Padme: So what'd you do today?
Shaak: I switched to G-Strings, much more comftorable for Jedi acrobatics.
Padme: Oh..I'm a thong fan myself, I find it easier to win votes with it..just bend over a little..
Shaak: Why don't you just like..flash em or something?
Padme: Hmm.. good idea, but Palps would get a little jealous.
Shaak: He'd get jealous over a hundred other guys seeing your titties? Dump his a**.
Padme: You know, you're right.
*Calls up palps*
Palps: Hey this Palpatine, I can't come to the comm right now cuz I'm busy getting LAID!
*Padme hangs up*
Shaak: Omg, what a little man-slut!
Padme: Oh, I know! I'm so over him!
*scene cut, Padme's now in a hot-tub with Anakin*
Padme: Anakin..I'm sorry I dated someone else, it's just that with you away at college I...
Anakin: Chill out Pad, it's cool, im [bleep]ing Aayla now!
*Aayla comes out in the smallest bikini ever*
Padme: Slut!
Aayla: Whore!
Anakin: We can settle it with a threesome?
Both: Shut up Anakin, we're through for good!
Anakin: *whines*
*scene cut*
*Shaak laying in bed*
Shaak: oh..Jar Jar....come on...call me...!
*Comm bleeps*
Shaak: Jar-Jar?!
Obi: No it's Obi-Wan, you ho! I hear you and you're b***h Padme have been spreading rumors that I'm gay with Jar Jar! Well I'll have you know, you're a slut. I made 300 dollars, AND a free lapdance from Aayla for that run with him!
Shaak: *speechless*
Jar Jar on other line: Mesa Jar Jar Binks. Mesa wantsa screw yousa?
Shaak: I'm a virgin till marriage.
Jar Jar. Oh..then screw yousa, me chase other girlsa!
*credits*
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:56 am
Vader:Guten Tag! Zigaretten? Wir wollen ein Auto mieten!
Luke:Vater, Sie können nicht rauchen. Sie sind auf einem Respirator.
Vader:Schließen Sie auf Jungen, und schließen Sie die dunkle Seite an! oder sonst ich werde Sie mit meinem leiderhosen schlagen!
Luke:Halten Sie auf. Warum sprechen wir auf Deutsch statt Grundlegend?
Vader:Wissen Sie was? Ich kenne wirklich nicht. aber ich will noch ein Auto mieten. Sein ein langer Spaziergang zurück zum Platzhafen.
Luke:Vater, dies ist die Galaxie Weit entfernt. Wir benutzen Autos nicht.
(stormtroopers shake their heads and leave.)
(Han glances over at them. starts to follow.)Han:don't leave me with the Germans...
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:58 am
Vader:Ich habe ein Schwein in meiner Kurzhose.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:55 pm
((Cale, next time don't use a translator program online... Don't insult my three years of german so.))
Luke: Die Ananas?
*mysteriously, a backup band begins singing*
Band: do do, do do do.
Luke: Die Ananas.
Band: Do do do doo.
Luke: DIE ANANAS!
Band: Do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do do do doo.
Luke: Remnana na na nah neh na... neh? Die Ananas?
Band: do do, do do do.
Luke: Die Ananas.
Band: Do do do doo.
Luke: DIE ANANAS!
Band: Do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do do do doo.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:12 pm
Nelowulf ((Cale, next time don't use a translator program online... Don't insult my three years of german so.)) Luke: Die Ananas? *mysteriously, a backup band begins singing* Band: do do, do do do. Luke: Die Ananas. Band: Do do do doo. Luke: DIE ANANAS! Band: Do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do do do doo. Luke: Remnana na na nah neh na... neh? Die Ananas? Band: do do, do do do. Luke: Die Ananas. Band: Do do do doo. Luke: DIE ANANAS! Band: Do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do do do doo. cont: Han:......What the f***?
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:28 pm
cont:
Chewy: Die Ananas
Band: do do, do do do.
Chewy: Die Ananas.
Band: Do do do doo.
Chewy: DIE ANANAS!
Band: Do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do do do doo
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:37 pm
( stressed rrr. stare always cramping my fun. someone needs to take a bloody chill pill. If I meant to offend anyone, they would have been adressed personally. so can it and laugh)
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:56 pm
Cale Darksun ( stressed rrr. stare always cramping my fun. someone needs to take a bloody chill pill. If I meant to offend anyone, they would have been adressed personally. so can it and laugh) ((I joined in with the german.... I'm just trying to say that when you use a translator program, the s-sets and umlauts often don't come out right when you copy and paste. Not to mention, Auto is brought up alot, and unless you are talking about a car, the translator program is turning whatever you wanted into car. Even moreso, why does vader have a pig in his pants?))
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