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 Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:28 pm
Bloodless Amber Proudly_Jewish Proudly_Jewish ...when upon FINALLY getting the French dictionary you wanted, you open the package and say "aww, look at how beautiful he is! :3 " You therefore decide that he is your baby and you give him a name. You tell everybody that you are now a mother and you want to buy a crib for your "baby". You hate spending a day at school because it means you have to leave your "baby" alone at home. crying domokun Btw, hs name is Benoit 3nodding I named him after the singer of KYO 4laugh I'VE JUST REALISED SOMETHING. He can't be my baby... he's not Jewish! scream I have to make a Jew out of him ninja I've already changed his name from Benoit to Abraham rofl Thing is, now I have to circumsize him gonk how the heck am I supposed to circumsize a dictionary? I don't want to cut pages out.... (After I figure out how to "circumsize" him, I'll have to get him a kippa and watch over him to make sure he keeps kosher ninja ) If you actually do that, I'd really like to see a picture of it. eek I think it depends on the type of book what you do with it. Like, if it were a hard cover with a jacket, take the jacket off. eek I'd also like to see a pic. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:25 am
Eccentric Iconoclast xD The cursive Cyrillic 't' does look like an English 'm'. Behold:  The first one in the fourth row is the 't'. 3nodding I see what you mean...
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:40 am
Pistil Bloodless Amber Proudly_Jewish Proudly_Jewish ...when upon FINALLY getting the French dictionary you wanted, you open the package and say "aww, look at how beautiful he is! :3 " You therefore decide that he is your baby and you give him a name. You tell everybody that you are now a mother and you want to buy a crib for your "baby". You hate spending a day at school because it means you have to leave your "baby" alone at home. crying domokun Btw, hs name is Benoit 3nodding I named him after the singer of KYO 4laugh I'VE JUST REALISED SOMETHING. He can't be my baby... he's not Jewish! scream I have to make a Jew out of him ninja I've already changed his name from Benoit to Abraham rofl Thing is, now I have to circumsize him gonk how the heck am I supposed to circumsize a dictionary? I don't want to cut pages out.... (After I figure out how to "circumsize" him, I'll have to get him a kippa and watch over him to make sure he keeps kosher ninja ) If you actually do that, I'd really like to see a picture of it. eek I think it depends on the type of book what you do with it. Like, if it were a hard cover with a jacket, take the jacket off. eek I'd also like to see a pic. 3nodding I've thought of that too (taking the jacket off) but the thing is that circumsision is supposed to make the guy "clean" whereas taking the jacket off will allow dirt/dust/etc to get onto the dictionary itself easier... xp
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:07 am
Proudly_Jewish Pistil Bloodless Amber Proudly_Jewish Proudly_Jewish ...when upon FINALLY getting the French dictionary you wanted, you open the package and say "aww, look at how beautiful he is! :3 " You therefore decide that he is your baby and you give him a name. You tell everybody that you are now a mother and you want to buy a crib for your "baby". You hate spending a day at school because it means you have to leave your "baby" alone at home. crying domokun Btw, hs name is Benoit 3nodding I named him after the singer of KYO 4laugh I'VE JUST REALISED SOMETHING. He can't be my baby... he's not Jewish! scream I have to make a Jew out of him ninja I've already changed his name from Benoit to Abraham rofl Thing is, now I have to circumsize him gonk how the heck am I supposed to circumsize a dictionary? I don't want to cut pages out.... (After I figure out how to "circumsize" him, I'll have to get him a kippa and watch over him to make sure he keeps kosher ninja ) If you actually do that, I'd really like to see a picture of it. eek I think it depends on the type of book what you do with it. Like, if it were a hard cover with a jacket, take the jacket off. eek I'd also like to see a pic. 3nodding I've thought of that too (taking the jacket off) but the thing is that circumsision is supposed to make the guy "clean" whereas taking the jacket off will allow dirt/dust/etc to get onto the dictionary itself easier... xp
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:20 pm
zombiecide Was there any kind of price tag on it? Because taking that off might suit the purpose. No, it was shipped in a box from amazon.ca sweatdrop *is reminded of the stork story for some reason* xd
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:55 pm
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Eccentric Iconoclast Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:10 pm
Proudly_Jewish Pistil Bloodless Amber Proudly_Jewish Proudly_Jewish ...when upon FINALLY getting the French dictionary you wanted, you open the package and say "aww, look at how beautiful he is! :3 " You therefore decide that he is your baby and you give him a name. You tell everybody that you are now a mother and you want to buy a crib for your "baby". You hate spending a day at school because it means you have to leave your "baby" alone at home. crying domokun Btw, hs name is Benoit 3nodding I named him after the singer of KYO 4laugh I'VE JUST REALISED SOMETHING. He can't be my baby... he's not Jewish! scream I have to make a Jew out of him ninja I've already changed his name from Benoit to Abraham rofl Thing is, now I have to circumsize him gonk how the heck am I supposed to circumsize a dictionary? I don't want to cut pages out.... (After I figure out how to "circumsize" him, I'll have to get him a kippa and watch over him to make sure he keeps kosher ninja ) If you actually do that, I'd really like to see a picture of it. eek I think it depends on the type of book what you do with it. Like, if it were a hard cover with a jacket, take the jacket off. eek I'd also like to see a pic. 3nodding I've thought of that too (taking the jacket off) but the thing is that circumsision is supposed to make the guy "clean" whereas taking the jacket off will allow dirt/dust/etc to get onto the dictionary itself easier... xp I actually find the jackets make the book dirtier. o.O Because the dirt and food (ya, I know) gets stuck between and stays longer. ... I also have a tendency to slowly destroy the jackets. crying
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:10 am
Proudly_Jewish Proudly_Jewish ...when upon FINALLY getting the French dictionary you wanted, you open the package and say "aww, look at how beautiful he is! :3 " You therefore decide that he is your baby and you give him a name. You tell everybody that you are now a mother and you want to buy a crib for your "baby". You hate spending a day at school because it means you have to leave your "baby" alone at home. crying domokun Btw, hs name is Benoit 3nodding I named him after the singer of KYO 4laugh I'VE JUST REALISED SOMETHING. He can't be my baby... he's not Jewish! scream I have to make a Jew out of him ninja I've already changed his name from Benoit to Abraham rofl Well, according to Behind The Name (a site on etymology of names), Benoit is the French version of the name Benjamin, which comes from a Hebrew name, so your dictionary can keep the name Benoit and still be Jewish. A French Jew, may be? Proudly_Jewish Thing is, now I have to circumsize him gonk how the heck am I supposed to circumsize a dictionary? I don't want to cut pages out.... (After I figure out how to "circumsize" him, I'll have to get him a kippa and watch over him to make sure he keeps kosher ninja ) Don't you just wish it's a female? xd (Somehow, I have a feeling that this doesn't sound right.) Well, I suppose that joke doesn't work, since the word for "dictionary" in French is masculine, so your French dictionary should be male. (OK, may be this is a sign that I take this too seriously. rofl ) Wait, what if your next baby is a German dictionary? The German word for "dictionary" is neuter. I know this is really obvious, but are there any blank pages? Most of my dictionaries start with a blank page, does yours have one by any chance?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:14 am
You could just snip off a corner of one of the pages. (A bottom corner, obviously.)
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:02 pm
...when you take comfort in the fact that every Russophone in existence agrees with you that your brother is a brat.
...when you are writing something for your Chemistry work and it looks like this:
"Txe eлесtроmagнеtиc sпесtpym иs txe бroaд paнge oф фpeqyeнcиеs aнд waвеленtxs ин eлесtроmagнеtиc paдиatиoн."
Any Russophone will tell you that that's not proper Cyrillic. NO, it's a weird pseudomixture of Cyrillic and Roman lettering.
I can't even stick to one alphabet at a time anymore. gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:09 pm
Eccentric Iconoclast ...when you take comfort in the fact that every Russophone in existence agrees with you that your brother is a brat. @Mousy - I didn't know that surprised thing is though, in Jewish tradition we're supposed to name our kids after deceased family members, and I haven't heard of anybody in my family that was named Benjamin. sweatdrop (Abraham was my great-grandfather)
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:34 am
Proudly_Jewish @Mousy - I didn't know that surprised thing is though, in Jewish tradition we're supposed to name our kids after deceased family members, and I haven't heard of anybody in my family that was named Benjamin. sweatdrop (Abraham was my great-grandfather) Oh, sorry, I didn't know that. (Kind of funny how we're both saying "I didn't know that", isn't it? xd )
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:42 am
Is it obsessive to want to make at least one post in the FLG every day?!
p.s. Where is the esperanto flag on the guild banner? crying
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:59 am
Eccentric Iconoclast "Txe eлесtроmagнеtиc sпесtpym иs txe бroaд paнge oф фpeqyeнcиеs aнд waвеленtxs ин eлесtроmagнеtиc paдиatиoн." "The elecromagnetic spectrum is the broad range of frequencies and wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation"? Just for the record, I have no idea how I could read that.
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:10 pm
DavidGemmell Eccentric Iconoclast "Txe eлесtроmagнеtиc sпесtpym иs txe бroaд paнge oф фpeqyeнcиеs aнд waвеленtxs ин eлесtроmagнеtиc paдиatиoн." "The elecromagnetic spectrum is the broad range of frequencies and wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation"? Just for the record, I have no idea how I could read that. o_o YOU ARE CORRECT. Don't worry, I don't know how you could read that either. xD I can read it just fine, but I can read cyrillic. xDDD
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