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 Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:12 pm
WELL WE HAVE THIS ONE INSIDE JOKE AND IT HAPPENED ONE DAY DURING HEALTH CLASS. OUR TEACHER WAS GONNA CALL THE BAND TEACHER (MR.D) AND TELL HIM HOW SOME OF THE BAND KIDS IN HIS CLASS WEREN'T DOING SO GOOD WITH GRADES. HE WAS MEAN CAUSE HE KNEW WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MARCH WITH BAD GRADES. PLUS, HE WAS A REAL PERVERT (MOST HEALTH/ SPORT COACHES IN HIGH SKOOL ARE LOL) SO AFTER TALKING TO MR.D HE SAYS TO US, "GUESS YOU CANT BLOW THE HORN OR BANG WITH DRUMS FOR A WHILE." AND STARTS LAUGHING. AND THIS GIRL BRITTANY (AKA TUBA GIRL) SAYS "YEA BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM FINGERING!" LOL IM TELLING YOU BAND KIDS IN FLORIDA ARE PERVERTED TO THE MAX! LOL
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:41 pm
WINNEBAGO!
i dont feel like explaining it, but it's from a piece of music.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:34 pm
well my friend is playing the drums with me and he is trying to learn how to do a drum role for as long as i can but every time he does it you can tell when the drum sticks hit the drum and he had to do a test on it it was the funnyest thing ever.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:21 pm
How do you stop two guitarists arguing? Shot one,
you have to play guitar to get it
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:53 pm
1. There was this senior last year who was a slut, so we made this joke about items we think she used to pleasure herself. It varies often, but to start the joke you say, "Water bottle" and it usually ends with "Chuck Norris" or "Even God can't satisfy". We kind took off with it at UNL Band camp.
Water bottle.
Curling iron.
Pop bottle.
Flag pole.
Your tenor sax.
His tuba.
Memorial Stadium!
That stadium they used for DCI finals!
Our band!
The Cavaliers!
GOD! (Same thing, lol.)
Even God can't satisfy.
Chuck Norris, then.
2. At band camp, my friend's roommate would make weird moaning noises when she slept. So the joke is:
Maybe she's not sleeping.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:28 pm
ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:29 pm
ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:30 pm
just posting for a gold hehehe...
mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:31 pm
meron bng ol??
question question question
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:32 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:33 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:06 pm
Well... Go get them in the Chatterbox.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:44 pm
You know you're truly in love when...
Here are a few:
-Don't kill that baby.
-I meant to do that.
-The very best place to start.
-Shirley!
-Alfred!
Don't really want to explain 'cos then it wont be so inside anymore.
you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:44 pm
1. My Goodies
2. The Tuba Room
3. Ketchup Packets
4. Band Pockets
5. THE BIG SWITCH
^-^ I heart our band. blaugh
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:02 pm
It's more our section, low brass.
They are: Oh my Gawd, baritone, two hundred and fiver- oner, timber rattler, JP Hamburger, You forgot your hat, and shut up.
Oh my Gawd: John Paul (JP Hamburger), a real country special ed kid who's like amazing at baritone said "I've got a phone just like that" real southern and stuff, and I said "Oh mah Gawd" so we say that all the time.
baritone: Gary, the middle school BD was talking and his baritone fell off the table and JP Hamburger jumped up and yelled "Baritone!"
two hundred and fiver-oner: Gary wante dus to play measure 251 so he said "Two hundred and fiver-oner" but then he really wanted us to start on 231, so we made fun of him for that.
timber rattler: JP Hamburger talks about rattlers so Wade, our bass player, says "You aint held nothin till you held a timber rattler"
JP Hamburger: John Paul ate 5 hamburgers at a football game and couldnt play because he was constipated then for lunch a few days ago he had 8.
You forgot your hat: Gary was talking about the trombone solo that I might have but Judith probably will have, and he said when he had a solo in high school he took off his hat and leaned back and played as loud as he could then just walked off and I said "You forgot your hat!" so I am respected for that (I'm an 8th grader in a room with sophmores and above)
Shut Up: Any time someone says shut up to Gary he says "Whats that?" and then you pretty much have to say "I LOVE playing the second number!"
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