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 Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:10 am
*Knocks on the door dressed in a Girl Scouts of America uniform. Big smile and stuff.*
Hi! Would you like to donate to the Girl Scouts of America by buying some of our delicious cookies?
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:16 am
computer, initiate holo-flight sequence.
[the arena transforms into an endless open sky]
*takes off in flight*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:39 am
*ignores the oldest girl scout he's ever seen & proceeds to fly at super-sonic speed*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:49 am
computer, begin aerial training program 5c.
[several hundred cluster bombs materialize in the sky & begin falling]
*zig-zags between the bombs*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:54 am
*starts destroying the bombs one by one with heatvision*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:01 pm
Hello up there?! Didn't you hear me? I have delicious, wholesome, Girlscout cookies!
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:03 pm
*loop de loops & circles around grabbing bombs & throwing them into others*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:06 pm
*looks up towards the front door with x-ray vision & sees up the old girl scout's skirt*
heart
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:10 pm
*continues destroying the remaining bombs*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:13 pm
*Holds her skirt down while walking away in a huff*
I'm gonna tell my scout leader about you and we'll be back!
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:20 pm
*hurls the last two bombs into each other*
computer, begin combat training program s-o-j 7.
[a handful of son of jor-el robots materialize & attack]
*flies through the first one's chest fists first*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:07 pm
*grabs two more robots by the heads & smashes them together, moves aside quickly as two more robots crash into each other, & freeze-breaths another one, watching it plummet & shatter on the ground*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:16 pm
*Walks out of one of the hall corridors*
What the hell happened?!?! I'm takin a freakin nap after gettin back from Savage Lands and *BAM*! the whole place goes up in a big battle!
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:29 pm
*momentarily distracted, the remaining robot grabs him by the neck*
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2004 2:32 pm
*concentrating his stare at the robot's head, its face glows yellow to white & begins to melt*
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