Die Boseburg - The BoE's Private Castle

[Rivkeh]

*looks askance at Jade's Cap'n Morgan, pulls out Bacardi in one hand and Cuervo in the other*

domokun  

[Mr Legion]

Tequila is bitter, evil piss squeezed from the kidneys of Lucifer Himself. But that shouldn't stop you enjoying it - forget the taste, it's the whole great ritual of shots that I love. And the warm, radioactive glow it sets off in your stomach, like the feeling you get after scarfing down a good steak...

*Drools, realises he wants a steak rather than the processed chicken he has in the freezer*  

[Jadeelf]

...But pirate rum...  

[Mr Legion]

rolleyes If Johnny Depp drank WD-40, would you think it was cool? Well would you?  

[Rivkeh]

I like how tequila tastes.

But Jade is right, pirate rum = love.

Oh, and if Johnny Depp drank wD40... count me in!  

[NECRO DISASTER]

If Johnny Depp said that he wanted to have a sex change so that he could be Satan's ******** hole, millions would do the same.  

[Belladonna from Whitwell]

xp  

[Mystrunner]

*Shakes his head.*

That is an image that scares and disturbs me... sweatdrop  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Indeed.  

[Evilconqueso]

I am only disturbed, as then there would be seven hundred and fifty thousand women trying to figure out how to take a leak with the seat up.  

[Mystrunner]

stare


*Thwacks stick firmly into palm.*

I'm afraid I'd have to go hurt a good many of 'em. You know. For bein' stupid.  

[Rivkeh]

This seems in bad taste, even for us...

gonk  

[NECRO DISASTER]

Bad taste? Us? Surely not? rolleyes  

[Mr Legion]

*Firmly squishes the bad taste beneath his heel, then scrapes it off on the skirting-board and leaves it for a butler to clean up*

What's this? A voice from the Colonies? Hally m'man, how do you find Australia? biggrin  

[Mystrunner]

Yeah... yeah. A bit.

Ahh, the joys of nerd-ish games. I managed to pull off a spectacularly e-vil litte trick with my friends in a card game, where I managed to position myself so that I could end one of my friends' lifes at a whim. And then I had that player exert himself to please me, mainly by killing my enemies... and then I killed him at a whim... oh, that is pure joy. And being able to laugh ruthlessly! Oh, my... biggrin