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 Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:04 am
I told you that ninja's are always watching us from everywhere~
I'm calling from jail because I became a hipster emotion_dealwithit
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:21 pm
I told you to stick to skinny jeans. The cops don't like it when you're too hip to follow the law xp .
I'm calling from jail because I lost my phone.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:36 pm
I told you to leave that phone in your left butt pocket, and this is what happens when you don't listen.
I'm calling from jail because my pun was so miserable that they said I needed to be in there.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 5:14 pm
I told you that nobody was going to find that punny (ba dum bum TSH)
I'm calling from jail because I had nowhere else to go.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 10:42 pm
I told you to go anywhere else but there!
I'm calling from jail because of my singing.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:04 pm
I told you that singing in court wasn't going to fly.
I'm calling from jail because I am the walrus. I am the eggman. Koo koo ka choo.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:06 pm
I told you Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was dangerous!
I'm calling from jail because I stole my neighbor's cat.
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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:33 pm
I told you that the zoo is no place to get a kitty.
I'm calling from jail because I shipped my pants.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:59 am
I told you not to go to Fed Ex!
I'm calling from jail because I am way to white to be out doors.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:04 pm
I told you need to get some color
I'm calling from jail because I cussed at the old man down the road
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 7:20 am
I told you he wasn't deaf.
I'm calling from jail because I was at a protest gone wrong.
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 6:04 pm
I told you pepper spraying cops was illegal!
I'm calling from jail because apparently it's still shoplifting if it's a thrift store.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:58 am
I told you to find a job instead of shoplifting! Why did u shoplift in the thrift shop? It sells cheap things...
I'm calling from jail because I use C4s' to explode my last jail.
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:57 pm
I told you, you just wind up back in jail.
I'm calling from jail because, Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:38 pm
I told you to make sure the gate was locked!
I am calling from jail because my car was stolen, used for a bank robbery, then returned with $100,000,000 in the back seat.
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