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 Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:03 pm
 On this page: awkward conversations we've had with our moms.
This one time we were playing drunken Scrabble and I asked her what she saw in my stepfather.
This is the answer I got.
"Well, he's got a big c**k."
 TMI
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:38 pm
I love watching Let's Plays of old, cheesy games that used to scare the crap out of me.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:08 pm
My mom is the queen of awkward conversations:
First one:
Me: "So how did you really get that bump on your head?"
Mom: "Me and JC (my brother and sister's dad) were having sex in the car and I hit my head on the light."
Another:
"Sex really isn't as great as everyone makes it out to seem, I've had to fake so many orgasms. The only person I never had to fake one with was your dad, he may have been a big man but he was great in bed."
And numerous others.
Also when I was younger she always would tell me to stay out of certain rooms because they were going to be having sex.
Some from her time as a prostitute.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:18 pm
-Dessynea- My mom is the queen of awkward conversations:
First one:
Me: "So how did you really get that bump on your head?"
Mom: "Me and JC (my brother and sister's dad) were having sex in the car and I hit my head on the light."
Another:
"Sex really isn't as great as everyone makes it out to seem, I've had to fake so many orgasms. The only person I never had to fake one with was your dad, he may have been a big man but he was great in bed."
And numerous others.
Also when I was younger she always would tell me to stay out of certain rooms because they were going to be having sex. Some from her time as a prostitute. rofl
My mom worked as a prostitute for a while too. She'll swear up and down that she was just a 'masseuse' though.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:19 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy -Dessynea- My mom is the queen of awkward conversations:
First one:
Me: "So how did you really get that bump on your head?"
Mom: "Me and JC (my brother and sister's dad) were having sex in the car and I hit my head on the light."
Another:
"Sex really isn't as great as everyone makes it out to seem, I've had to fake so many orgasms. The only person I never had to fake one with was your dad, he may have been a big man but he was great in bed."
And numerous others.
Also when I was younger she always would tell me to stay out of certain rooms because they were going to be having sex. Some from her time as a prostitute. rofl
My mom worked as a prostitute for a while too. She'll swear up and down that she was just a 'masseuse' though.
My mom has always had this thing about telling me the truth, thus she is always very upfront. Though fortunately not so with my younger brother.
I've actually always appreciated this, and I'm so used to her stories that nothing has ever phased me. It used to kind of surprise me that others moms were so forthcoming.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:27 pm
Heh. Sometimes honesty isn't always the best policy.
Allright, so do you guys think that your dominant hand actually dictates your personality? Like, left brainers use their right hand, right brainers use their left hand?
I don't. I mean, it's just a case of which one you use first; you could learn to use your other hand just as well. My grandma had to learn to write with her right hand because her elementary school told her using her left hand was 'incorrect'. That didn't swap what part of her brain she used more, did it? confused How is that even possible?
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:33 pm
Back from work.
At this rate, I might actually get a decent paycheck next week! biggrin
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:35 pm
Yaaaay ZK
I need to find a job. But first I should probably find reliable housing.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:00 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy Yaaaay ZK
I need to find a job. But first I should probably find reliable housing.
Fun. Hopefully you can find a place soon. What's the star sash item you're wearing?
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:04 pm
Zephyrkitty Lady Psycho Sexy Yaaaay ZK
I need to find a job. But first I should probably find reliable housing.
Fun. Hopefully you can find a place soon. What's the star sash item you're wearing? Carol of Ol' Nick. It's kinda more holly than stars.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:05 pm
Psh, if LPS lives with any cultie, it should be me. Our roomie across the hall from me is moving out and we need a new roomie, plus Hamilton's a lot closer to move to than California. =P
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:06 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy Zephyrkitty Lady Psycho Sexy Yaaaay ZK
I need to find a job. But first I should probably find reliable housing.
Fun. Hopefully you can find a place soon. What's the star sash item you're wearing? Carol of Ol' Nick. It's kinda more holly than stars.
Ah. I forgot that the Carol of Ol' Nick HAD a Sash. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:12 pm
Ribbin Psh, if LPS lives with any cultie, it should be me. Our roomie across the hall from me is moving out and we need a new roomie, plus Hamilton's a lot closer to move to than California. =P
I would be a little concerned if I were Hash, didn't you just sleep with one of your roomies?
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:16 pm
Ribbin Psh, if LPS lives with any cultie, it should be me. Our roomie across the hall from me is moving out and we need a new roomie, plus Hamilton's a lot closer to move to than California. =P OMG RLY SHE'S MOVING OUT!?
Come on. You can't have been that bad.
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