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 Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:37 am
Trimmed my beard LIKE A BOSS.
hahahaseewhatididthar
Skaegulust: You arent looking hard enough.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:40 am
I don't really want a really attractive girlfriend anyways cause I'm not really attractive so it'd be a bit weird.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:42 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:44 am
Cabron the Swan Wantcookie Cabron the Swan Direct quote from one of Mel's friends:
"I don't understand what you see in her. I mean, you're a beautiful girl, and no offense, but she's really not. I don't get it. You could do so much better." And everyone else in the room except for the chick getting picked on agreed.
...Is that.. really how the average person thinks...? neutral Have we been reduced to a society of cardboard cutouts? That's kind of sickening. Let me go one worse: Me: "Here, a photo of me and my friends. You haven't met then yet, but you'll like them." Mom: (without a second thought, and completely serious) "Don't date that one, she looks homely. The blond one is good, though, go for her." EVEN PARENTS OMG I hope you told her that the homely one had a bigger d**k or something.
That makes me so mad. Last Christmas, when I introduced Jarrod to my big brother, his fiancee pulled me into the kitchen and was like "CONGRATULATIONS HE'S GORGEOUS!" And I'm just thinking "I'm glad that's all it takes to get your approval, cause he's probably going to spend the rest of the night playing your Wii in silence."
I mean, I get that it's really all you can gather about a person within 30 seconds of meeting them, but holy ********, if that's what you go by, you are asking for trouble. xd "She", LPS. No d**k to suck, only v****a. xd My parents kind of refuse to acknowledge my gay side. That's one way of dealing with it, but whatever works... xd But yeah, people kind of need to learn a bit better than that. Plus, the blond one was taken. It was really funny, too, the other night she lost her virginity for the first time and then proceeded to talk about it with me afterwards because she thought I'd be the only friend to not judge her badly. xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:49 am
Skaeryll Usually the really attractive ones have no personality at all, I find. I just think it's silly to decide whether they're attractive before you even decide whether or not you like 'em. Everyone can be both beautiful and hideous, it just depends how you're looking at them. Megan Fox has toe thumbs. You could ignore it or make it all you see. Depends on how you feel about her beforehand.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:50 am
THIS MUSIC LOOKS SO DIFFICULT.
But it's easyish. Concert later. I may have a recording of it later if anyone is interested. But for now, shower and stuffs
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:50 am
LPS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DO I NEED TO BRING UP SALMA HAYEK AGAIN
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:54 am
My family isn't like that. They just want me to start dating. They seriously badger me about it. This is how their half of the conversation goes. "Haven't you found a nice girl yet? Are you into guys? Don't get mad! Okay well you need to date somebody. Are you a serial killer? That's not funny. Fine." I mean how can they want to force that on me? Every marriage on that side of the family has ended in divorce or separation. Hell the only one where they actually loved each other to the end was a suicide.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:54 am
Wantcookie Cabron the Swan Wantcookie Cabron the Swan Direct quote from one of Mel's friends:
"I don't understand what you see in her. I mean, you're a beautiful girl, and no offense, but she's really not. I don't get it. You could do so much better." And everyone else in the room except for the chick getting picked on agreed.
...Is that.. really how the average person thinks...? neutral Have we been reduced to a society of cardboard cutouts? That's kind of sickening. Let me go one worse: Me: "Here, a photo of me and my friends. You haven't met then yet, but you'll like them." Mom: (without a second thought, and completely serious) "Don't date that one, she looks homely. The blond one is good, though, go for her." EVEN PARENTS OMG I hope you told her that the homely one had a bigger d**k or something.
That makes me so mad. Last Christmas, when I introduced Jarrod to my big brother, his fiancee pulled me into the kitchen and was like "CONGRATULATIONS HE'S GORGEOUS!" And I'm just thinking "I'm glad that's all it takes to get your approval, cause he's probably going to spend the rest of the night playing your Wii in silence."
I mean, I get that it's really all you can gather about a person within 30 seconds of meeting them, but holy ********, if that's what you go by, you are asking for trouble. xd "She", LPS. No d**k to suck, only v****a. xd My parents kind of refuse to acknowledge my gay side. That's one way of dealing with it, but whatever works... xd But yeah, people kind of need to learn a bit better than that. Plus, the blond one was taken. It was really funny, too, the other night she lost her virginity for the first time and then proceeded to talk about it with me afterwards because she thought I'd be the only friend to not judge her badly. xd That was the joke, my c**k-craving comrade. If it makes them uncomfortable, rub it in. biggrin
Yeah, it drives me crazy. I guess I don't mind if that's all most people care about, though. I've kind of gotten to like being a fat chick because it's an amazing shallow-a** douchewad radar.
Except now there's this weird BBW fetish and guys keep trying to, like, feed me because they want a roll job. That I'm not so comfortable with. xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:02 pm
Owwin My family isn't like that. They just want me to start dating. They seriously badger me about it. This is how their half of the conversation goes. "Haven't you found a nice girl yet? Are you into guys? Don't get mad! Okay well you need to date somebody. Are you a serial killer? That's not funny. Fine." I mean how can they want to force that on me? Every marriage on that side of the family has ended in divorce or separation. Hell the only one where they actually loved each other to the end was a suicide. Haha, mine were the exact opposite. My dad was one of those "IF YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY LITTLE ANGEL THE WRONG WAY I'LL ******** CASTRATE YOU AND FEED YOUR TESTICLES ONE BY ONE TO MY ATTACK DOG" dads. I guess it's different when you're the gender that can get knocked up though.
Parents should stay out of their kids' sex lives (or lacks thereof). If you wanna fap, you wanna fap. I heard it's actually more pleasurable than sex, though I'm not sure I agree. I mean, it's easier to get off, but it's way less fun.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:03 pm
Owwin Are you a serial killer? That's not funny. Heh. Heh. eek
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:06 pm
O hay look what FINALLY came after like three weeks  Worth the wait? ... Nah...
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:07 pm
Al Torrenz Owwin Are you a serial killer? That's not funny. Heh. Heh. eek THAT WAS MY REACTION. I am never ever ever letting Alyse set me up with her exes again.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:09 pm
Terara Drakon O hay look what FINALLY came after like three weeks Worth the wait? ... Nah... Is that a tiny Yoyo Kirby figurine?
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