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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:05 am
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So one of my closest friends from high school (read: one of the two I bothered to keep in contact with) is teaching kids English in South Korea. She keeps updating her Facebook with the coolest pictures of Thailand, Malaysia, etc. and she looks so happy in all of them. She used to always feel insecure and out of place over here, mostly because her interests have always been so.. over there and she found it hard to relate to people. She's doing a bunch of cool s**t, like riding elephants and visiting monuments and eating dishes I can't spell, and it looks like she's made a lot of friends. I'm really happy for her. It takes balls to up and leave the comfort of everything you're familiar with (she's out there for like 5 years or some s**t), and with her anxiety complex I'm actually pretty amazed she decided to do it.
That said, I kind of miss her. She was the only female friend I had that I felt I could be completely honest and open with - Alyse is great, but she just can't take anything seriously. She and Erin balance each other out pretty well, actually. I hope they both come home at the same time so we can have a party or something. I haven't thrown a 'ness in years. Wouldn't that be a nostalgia attack?
tl;dr i miss my chick friends
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:00 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:14 am
that feel when you're shopping, see a gorgeous top and think "that'll never fit"
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IMMA TRY IT ON
that feel when it not only fits but looks ******** awesome (pix)
FUUUUCK
YYEAAAHHHH
twinkie cravings have officially been thwarted.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:20 pm
Cabron LaSwan twinkie cravings have officially been thwarted. 
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:34 pm
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:32 pm
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Cabron LaSwan twinkie cravings have officially been thwarted. You guys have Twinkies? I can't remember when I last saw one. :< I've always wanted to try one.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:38 pm
Shiny Gligar Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Cabron LaSwan twinkie cravings have officially been thwarted. You guys have Twinkies? I can't remember when I last saw one. :< I've always wanted to try one. s**t no, are you kidding me? Those things are like processed food-byproduct-byproduct.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:12 am
Stupid ramblings that have nothing to do with anything.
I went to see The Grey today. Okay movie. It’s Liam Neeson and six other guys nobody gives a ******** about trying to escape from CGI wolves that sound like tigers. You get what you pay for. The ending was badass, though. So anyway, after that I watched Punisher: Warzone with my friends. The violence was awesome.
Then I went and bought some porn at the local porn shop because I wanted to see if I could use advertisements in a porn magazine for my English class. Man, I ******** hate my English class. Who the hell wants to write a paper about advertisements employing Aristotle’s appeals to ethos, pathos, and logos, anyway?
It’s almost one in the morning, I have no idea what ad I’m going to use (either something in the porn mag or an Old Spice ad I found in a Maxim magazine), drinking tons of Sobe energy and all I want to do is either play more of Majora’s Mask or watch all this porn I just bought with my hard-earned money working a boring-a** job on an army base at mid-coast California. I’ll sit there, watching two girls 69 each other and wonder when my life got like this; when my life became all about masturbation, video games, and selling my soul to the man for $15.88 an hour while attending a college and going through a bullshit English class.
Also, jury duty is stupid. Why make people go to jury duty anyway? All I get is “civic duty” bullshit. Nobody gives a ********. Our system sucks. If our system was any good, then people wouldn’t whine about going to jury duty, you dumb cocks. I have better things to do with my time, like writing stupid bullshit about cashiers shutting up depending on how many condoms you buy or Photoshopping a Fidel Castro facebook status to make it look like he wants to be friends with the U.S. all to prove some point about Egg Nog kicking a**. You sit around all day, fiddling with Python and R, reviewing your math because you want to become someone who’s worth a s**t, you stay up all night and wake up tired and cranky and pissed at how boring the world is and how much bullshit worldly possessions you have that you don’t need, so you think maybe you should say “******** it” and haul it out to the outside of your apartment , pour on some gasoline and set your possessions on fire as one big message to the world that says “hey, you ******** morons. You don’t need this s**t to survive! ******** the system!” and then you realize nobody gives a s**t because people are always asleep. They don’t want to wake up. They feel content with changing their profile picture to protest s**t instead of boycotting or walking up to congress with pitchforks because people are too chicken-s**t.
Sometimes I think I should just go outside naked in total defiance of what the world thinks. Your life is ending one minute at a time. Go do something that you’ve always wanted to do, but haven’t done it yet, like go to a porn shop and buy something so you’ll use it to write some stupid English paper. Otherwise, you’ll die with regrets, which sucks. Dying with regrets makes you burst out of your body and you’ll be running around in your underwear with your forehead on fire, desperately trying to fulfill your desires. I still think that manga is ******** it, I’m tired.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:05 am
Lali-Ho, I swear to ******** if I ever meet you we're going out for drinks.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:03 pm
FYI, I didn't use a porn ad. Couldn't find one that was good enough. I am, however, using an ad for Sky Infusions "All-Natural" Cherry vodka with their label "Go Natural."
Sometimes I think grocery stores should sell bottles of "All-Natural" Cyanide.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:24 pm
I don't know if either of us have posted about this, but Zach and I got our own place. No more roommates, just us and our doggies. We've been here for a week and I love it. It's a one bedroom house with a big backyard. We finally got all the furniture we need too.
So yeah, happy, happy, happy.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:12 pm
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Shiny Gligar Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Cabron LaSwan twinkie cravings have officially been thwarted. You guys have Twinkies? I can't remember when I last saw one. :< I've always wanted to try one. s**t no, are you kidding me? Those things are like processed food-byproduct-byproduct. I mean like, in your city. I literally have not seen one at this 7-11 by my house. idk I know they're all kinds of bad but there has to be a reason people gorge themselves on Twinkies. I want to see what that's all about.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:02 pm
-Dessynea- I don't know if either of us have posted about this, but Zach and I got our own place. No more roommates, just us and our doggies. We've been here for a week and I love it. It's a one bedroom house with a big backyard. We finally got all the furniture we need too.
So yeah, happy, happy, happy. Congratulations! I'm sure the lack of stress will work wonders for your guys' moods.
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