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 Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:15 pm
I made "mallet chucks" out of some rope lying around and some spare marimba mallets to throw at one of my kids on drumline (me = section leader them = really immature and sexist). When that didn't work I did the same with base mallets.
There's a base-mallet sized hole in our wall >_<
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:55 pm
1) I've buzzed into the butt end of my flute and actually made a nice sound.
2) I've taken the mouthpiece off my flute, and, by sticking my finger in at different lengths to make different pitches, played Mary Had a Little Lamb. (I've also done this with phone buttons)
3) I know a percussionist who saw a fly buzzing around, twirled his drumsticks, and caught it. On accident.
4) I've stuck my whole arm as far as I could into a baritone saxophone. I could've stuck it farther if my arm was longer.
5) I forgot my case once at a competition and thus stuck my piccolo inside a trombone in its case while we left for the award ceremony.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:17 pm
Sorry if this is repetitive, I stopped reading at the tenth page lol. My section leader and I often have jousting matches with our clarinets (we don't make contact for the sake of our instruments lol). During marching season to take it back sets we straddle our clarinets and do this crazy gallop back to our general location then step it off still straddling our clarinets. And of course we've twirled our clarinets like a flag (this one time my old mouth piece flung off and landed in a sousaphone bell, it was amazing and gross at the same time). So yeah...that's my two cents lol.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:26 pm
I play clarinet, and once at band practice after school, I was walking to the track to practice marching, and cut across the b-ball courts. I was spinning my clarinet like a flag, and the lyre that was on my clarinet flew off somehow, and went right thru a b-ball hoop! lol.
Another time, my band director got so pissed off at us for talking, (we were outside, btw) he said the next one who talks, I'm going to take your mouthpiece and throw it, so you cant play. This one kid played the entire song, and the director let him finish, and then took his mouthpiece off and threw it really far. He never found it, had to buy a new one. XD
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:26 pm
Mainly with our tubas, but some others do it as well , our marching band members have a habit of raping each other with our instuments.
I'm one of the most notable one. My bass clarient is a horny little bugger. ninja mrgreen
Dunno if this has already been mentioned, but I'm to lazy to read through everything.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:03 pm
Plan out an all-out attack agains the other school's marching band during a football game Braveheart style. The Flutes, Clarinets, and Flag Corpse would be the front infantry; the Trombones would be the archers; the Tubas, Baritones and Mellophones the artillery; Trumpets the gunners; Percussion would beat the orders; and the Saxes would be the medics (mainly because a) there was a kid who wanted to go to med school and we couldn't think of anything else for them).
Nice.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:09 am
I dunno?
I blew on my reed guard on my tenor sax once while it was on the mouthpiece and it made a REALLY loud sound nothing like the instrument should sound like just like 2 minutes before curtain for our xmas show...
And every day my friend and I have spit wars when we take our instruments apart...
We usually leave with soaking thighs....
That's about it...
Our conductor throws chalk and chalkboard erases LIGHTLY at the people who talk when he's talking...
Same old...
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:31 am
Well, I slip my Flute over my Middle finger and hold it up to my band director, Mr.Rink.
Jaxon slipped his music in his Bell of his Bass Clarenet.
Darrel used his drum sticks tied with yarn as Numchucks.
Cassidy and I combined our flutes and created "The Super Flute"
I stuck my foot piece to my head Joint, and played a decent song.
I wanted my friend to shut up so I played a shrill 'G'
I spin my flute as a staff.
Jaxon spins the longest part of his Bass Clarenet as a staff.
We use the instrements to fall out of our chairs for playing so long, to make Mr.Rink feel bad during a song. Pretending to take a breath even though we didn't, just to fall over.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:42 am
My director has this trombone and wat he did was he put a fake cocroach on the mouth piece just to make sure no one will touch his trombone mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:17 pm
well me and my two friend ruben and jaime all play the flute
and for part of the first semester last year we all sat in the front row
and we would play flute saber like on star wars by the end of the year we we had at least 3 dents in our flutes xd
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:13 pm
Plunger Man What I do sometimes with my bassoon is act like it's some sort of... Flame-thrower or bazooka. It's hilarious because everyone like "hides" under their chairs or something. My band is notorious for that. XD Bassoons, clarinets, and trombones are the bazookas...flutes are the lightsabers [[we have an avid Star Wars fan in the flute section....]], and the drums are the sound effects. Drives other sections crazy.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:37 pm
My friend unziped his pants, stuck the bell to his clarinet in, and started jacking off... o.O
Some retard used his cork grease as chapstick, and he said it burned like the deepest pits of hell on your lips... o.O
I stabbed my friend who plays bassoon in the crotch with my mouthpiece (I Play Clarinet).
My friend played a trumpet hands-free. Somebodywas holding it and pushing down the valves with their tongue.
We were pretending to be on Jackass and sat a sax case upright, then picked up the bassoonist (Who was Wee-Man) and dropped him on it (Groin facing down, legs up)
Some of the male percussionists in our band walked by femal band members, and slapped them on the butt with mallets.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:12 pm
my grandpa used to be in a band and they would store their instruments in a scout Hall during the winter, he played a practical joke and started strumming his guitar, I guess he made some creepy sound and scared the snot outta my Uncle.
That and he scream " G, DAVEY! G, DAVEY! G !!! "
and all the girls droped like flies.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:18 pm
Oh the stories I could tell.....
Well, the one I remember the best is fairly normal. One of my friends took the head off her flute and buzzed through the rest of it, and it sounded like a clarinet. Sorta normal, I'm sure plenty of other people have done it before, but it was sitll fun. ^_^
Another thing was, we had a ball of paper, and we were throwing it at the Brass instrumetns and Sax's, trying to make it in the bell. Mine was easiest to get to, because I play Euphonium.... and we didn't have any tubas.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:34 pm
Five high D's... AHHH!
Four fog machines
Three pretty harmoniesI twirled my flute like a baton, and the head joint flew off and got dented.
Still playable though. And it was a school flute anyway. Two Christines (and an understudy)
And a sweaty piece of porcelain on his face
Happy Pholidays
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