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 Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:37 pm
...LOA, you're the best. rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:44 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:01 am
I don't have the fuel to rant like that. I would just Jackie Chan face and be done with it.
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:10 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:55 pm
Take this Quiz To Find Out How Much You Irritate Me
Want to know how much you piss me off? Give yourself a check mark for every item on this list that applies to you:o You like three or more of the following shows: Jersey Shore Glee CSI (the entire series in general) Three’s Company American Dad Squidbillies Spongebob Squarepants Anything that has ever aired on Disney Channel o You think Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is: Overrated Flawed Shitty Any variation of any of the words above Not the greatest Zelda game ever made o You frequently drive the speed limit or lower in the passing lane. (If you find yourself pondering whether or not this applies to you, then trust me, it probably does)o You still pay for things with checks
o You like three or more of the following bands/artists: Limp Bizkit Suicide Silence Job for a Cowboy Bring Me the Horizon Papa Roach Linkin Park Nickelback Otep Lamb of God Killswich Engage Lady Gaga Creed Beyonce 50 Cent Kanye West Lil Wayne Soulja Boy Madonna Maroon 5 U2 Barbara Streisand Aqua Outkast Any Dubstep artist Any country artist (including Johnny Cash) o You are a Republican, Democrat, Communist, or Totalitarian
o You consider yourself a hippie
o You constantly play video games on Easy mode (p***y…)
o You are a vegano Your major is: Philosophy Business Liberal Studies Political Science o You don’t think Farscape is the greatest Sci-Fi TV series ever made
o You are a person
o You frequently say "God" or "Jesus" or "Allah" or any kind of religious figure more than 5 times within 30 seconds.
o You play football and/or you are enthusiastic about the Super Bowl
o You don’t think the Lightsaber is one of the coolest weapons ever thought up
o You keep passing evolution off as "just a theory."
o You keep making “Arrow to the knee” jokes
o You don’t think salami is awesome
o You don’t like hot sauce
o You hate heavy metalNow, add up your total check marks and check this guide to find out how much you piss me off.0: Wow, you’re ******** awesome. You’re totally a perfect person to get along with for me; maybe too perfect. I think you cheated. Go back and answer honestly, a*****e.
1-4: You irritate me a little bit, but you have so little flaws I think you and I can become great friends.
5-9: You have just enough flaws that I don’t hate you, but I don’t think we’ll become particularly close friends. This means I’ll send you a Christmas card every once in a while, but I won’t take a bullet for you.
10-14: Sorry, man. I wouldn’t wish death upon you (or maybe I would), but it’s obvious it’s not going to work out very well between us. Don’t take it too personally. It’s not you, it’s me. Actually, never mind, it’s you.
15-19: You annoy the hell out of me and I don’t like you very much. Leave me alone. Don’t talk to me.
20: Wow, you’re a total ******** s**t stabber. You completely disgust me. You represent everything I hate about humanity. Please do my blood pressure a favor and hang yourself or get a vasectomy. I cannot stress enough how much I hate you. What the hell is wrong with you? Please go away; you piss me off so ******** much.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:13 am
3 or 4, because i just MIGHT be a person
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:55 am
5, Because Ocarina is like Star Wars; ******** amazing when it first came out and it defined a huge section of an entire genre, but kinda eh when compared to what the standard of excellence has become. I mean, I got OoT 3D because it's a classic (could care less about the 3D, but it does pair nicely with the updated graphics), but I stood back for a moment and watched my thought processes go "uuuugh, I don't want to have to slog through another goddamn temple that I know like the back of my hand." I got all the way through and unlocked Master Quest, and then put it down because I wanted a break from the game.
also lightsabers are dumb and defy science as hard as treasure planet
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:58 pm
5.
Our Music tastes differ quite a bit, and I'm less cynical, so I liked three or more of those, and I'm not a Heavy Metal Fan. (2)
Also, I AM a person, and I've never seen Farscape.
And I'm on the fence about Ocarina.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:02 pm
To be honest, I put person there just to prevent people from getting a zero. So unless you're an alien or an animal, it's impossible to get a zero, so if you do, you definitely cheated. xd
@Cookie: Who cares if it defies science? Lightsabers are cool. What part of science FICTION do you not understand? Also, if you've never played Master Quest, then it might be something new and refreshing to you. If not, oh well, to each his own.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:37 pm
Carchar-odin To be honest, I put person there just to prevent people from getting a zero. So unless you're an alien or an animal, it's impossible to get a zero, so if you do, you definitely cheated. xd @Cookie: Who cares if it defies science? Lightsabers are cool. What part of science FICTION do you not understand? Also, if you've never played Master Quest, then it might be something new and refreshing to you. If not, oh well, to each his own. I'm joking, of course. xd While lightsabers aren't nearly as interesting as some other scifi gadgets, they and the rest of Star Wars tech goes so far into fiction territory (sufficiently advanced technology is akin to magic) that introducing more science actually lessens the believability, like the whole bit with "midichlorians," or whatever they're called. That's a far cry from Treasure Planet taking well-known scientific concepts and hollywood-ing them so hard that they don't even make sense anymore (like a supernova occuring nearby the ship and amounting to nothing more than a bunch of flaming rocks for god's sake XD ). And I do look forward to Master Quest, I just need a little time to forget what I already know about OoT. xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:02 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:16 pm
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:26 pm
Wantcookie Carchar-odin To be honest, I put person there just to prevent people from getting a zero. So unless you're an alien or an animal, it's impossible to get a zero, so if you do, you definitely cheated. xd @Cookie: Who cares if it defies science? Lightsabers are cool. What part of science FICTION do you not understand? Also, if you've never played Master Quest, then it might be something new and refreshing to you. If not, oh well, to each his own. I'm joking, of course. xd While lightsabers aren't nearly as interesting as some other scifi gadgets, they and the rest of Star Wars tech goes so far into fiction territory (sufficiently advanced technology is akin to magic) that introducing more science actually lessens the believability, like the whole bit with "midichlorians," or whatever they're called. That's a far cry from Treasure Planet taking well-known scientific concepts and hollywood-ing them so hard that they don't even make sense anymore (like a supernova occuring nearby the ship and amounting to nothing more than a bunch of flaming rocks for god's sake XD ). And I do look forward to Master Quest, I just need a little time to forget what I already know about OoT. xd But all the temples are different. o .o Oh oh, and they as switched the hand he holds stuff in, which at first I didn't think mattered until I tried aiming. >:c
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