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 Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:33 pm
Fair enough point and I recon Batman will fancy himself a gander at that cure... might even use a fierce battle cry... like BWAH!
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:43 pm
Now I have to think up a good quip for Nightmare to say when he works his way out of Fenrir. Question watched the intro to his never aired animated series. *looks at it* why wasn't it aired. Huntress rolled her eyes "its a fanmade intro." Question shook his head "they cancelled it before it aired, the episode plots were too close The Truth." Huntress facepalmed. . . . .
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:50 pm
THE COYOTE
California:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
TEXAS:
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
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Yeah, I went there.
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:29 am
He's the goddam Batman. The cure will work.
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:28 am
Robert flexed his hand "shame I couldn't boost his mythos as the 'the goddamn batman' but his serum was a pretty good try, a total failure and a waste, but a good try."
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:03 pm
Babs: *le sigh* Sooo true about Cali and it's lack of money.. I suffer from the pay cut since they give everything and it's mother extra money for stupid things...
Kara: When this is all over I am going MIA to clean up and relax..
Lois: I agree with Stray. The cure should have worked. Batman is well the Goddamn Batman.
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Barbara Gordon_Batgirl Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:03 pm
Nightmare hung a car air freshener on Kara's ear.
*hangs one on Nightmare's ear* you got no room to talk dude...
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:24 pm
*stares at lois* Says the woman who saved the goddamn Batman, thus taking away the only thing that would have broken Mira's fall before she hit the ground...... Nice catch on Raven's part, by the way.
Mira: *out cold* zzzzzzzzz........
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:16 pm
Wow... missed the whole thing I did, huh?
Hey wait a second here... That's the Language of the Birds. Tom speaks that. Kinda part of his whole schtick.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:06 am
Oh man I just saw the greatest episode of Batman Brave and the Bold EVER!!!
Batman and Green Arrow are in space ships fighting aliens and some how the energy from the blasts and shields creates a worm hole (no clue but that's what they explained) and Batman gets sucked into it and placed on another world. On this world there is a Batman but his arch enemy is a Lex Luthor and the love interest is Lois Laneish and the main Batman gets Superman powers cuz he's the alien from another planet and hehehe... oh that isn't even the best part.
The best part is the voice actors were from THE 90'S BATMAN AND SUPERMAN CARTOONS! rofl rofl rofl
Yeah that's right, other Batman was Kevin Conroy! Freaking AWESOME!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:08 am
Woah.... O.O That's so amazing. I think I saw Kevin Conroy play the Phantom Stranger once too. That show has exceeded so many of my preconceived notions.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:21 am
SHAZAM!!!! *gets struck by a bolt of lightning and emerges as Crew Moderator* Feel my power!!!! Nightmare rolled his eyes "dude, you're a crew, basically you're just going to be watching people." .... like in Eagle Eye? ^^ *winks and changes regular eye into an eagle eye* wait... better *winks again and changes eagle eye into a cybernetic eagle eye* Nightmare facepalms. * Electric Eye starts playing while I scan the chat and its members with meh Cyber Eagle Eye* Out there in space.... I'm looking down on you... My lasers trace... everything you do....
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:46 am
*looks at dark**proceeds to throttle* WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU WILLINGLY GIVE HIM THAT MUCH POWER?!?!??! *snaps fingers, senior crew status instantly cancels out eric's eye transformation* -_-* Way to use your power responsibly.......
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:49 am
Whilst I subsist under the radar.
Plotting the destruction of you all.
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:55 am
*snaps fingers, putting electric eagle eye back* Our powers are too evenly matched.... Plus I like being a techno Mad-Eye *eye spins inside socket* weeeee... ok getting a headache *stops*
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