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 Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:11 pm
No need to be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. The Chosen One's got this covered!
*starts to bring his chainsaw down, nearing the book*
Bah! Fine, Williams. I'll talk, but only because the futility of your quest amuses me. You were not placed in this world because I present any dire threat. I placed you in this world at random, for mine own amusement. I knew you would spend copious amounts of time seeking me out, "Chosen One," despite your having no idea why!
Wait... You're telling me I spent the last week playing a game of hide-and-seek with a Kandarian ink-stain?!? I oughta cut you up and feed you to the dogs.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:13 pm
I was getting to that. I have to turn the page!
the sheriff looked at the mad dragon mommy and he said.
FINE. I'LL TAKE THE TRASH OUT AND I'LL PUT THE SEAT DOWN!"
Then debeauty mayor turned into a girl and everyone lived happily ever after
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:17 pm
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!
::holds his sides laughing::
Did I ever tell you I like you, Winter?
::Laughs again::
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:19 pm
::looks at him confused::
I didn't write the story... and I don't really understand the ending part but daddy says those are the magic words...
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:20 pm
You have played right into my hand, Williams! At last, you are the butt of the joke! You have be-
*the book is cut off as Ash takes off his belt, and wraps it around the book's mouth*
That oughta shut the little b*****d up.
*puts the book under his arm and turns to Clarice*
Sorry for the mess, sweetcheeks. It ain't easy being Chosen.
*walks out, a satisfied smirk across his face*
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:21 pm
UGH!
*stomps over and starts putting the books back on the shelves*
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:23 pm
Those are the magic words.. for men. You won't need to use them.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:23 pm
Jesus a guy can't even get a cup of Joe with out having to worry about demonic battles in this place.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:26 pm
::puts the book back on the shelf::
Mommy says that this book does not say that but I swear Daddy read it to me once and that's what he said that the story was! PROMISE! He was serious!.
I've never seen mommy as a dragon but I've seen her get reeeeeeal mad as us sometimes
::walks back to where Winter and Charming are::
What are you guys doing back here?
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:28 pm
::Looks at Ollie::..Um no?
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:29 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:31 pm
::raises her eyebrow::
You read Winter a book? I don't see you as the "reading to kids" type.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:33 pm
No.. She read me a story.
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:33 pm
*grins as he turns and looks to Dinah*Why hello pretty bird.
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