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 Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:57 pm
The Betman Skaeryll Cabron LaSwan Skaeryll But... Glige is a boy. If you're gonna call him a she then you might as well call myself and T a she too. Shigar is MTF trans. Identifies as a woman. I think you were on hiatus for that thread. You're forgetting who you're talking to. What does that mean? Nothing... go to bed.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:08 pm
Skaeryll The Betman Skaeryll Cabron LaSwan Skaeryll But... Glige is a boy. If you're gonna call him a she then you might as well call myself and T a she too. Shigar is MTF trans. Identifies as a woman. I think you were on hiatus for that thread. You're forgetting who you're talking to. What does that mean? Nothing... go to bed. Excuse you. >:I
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 11:30 pm
AIR MATTRESS, Y U NO INFLATE FASTER?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:54 am
CARAMEL, Y U NO SET IT UP SOONER?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:59 am
Later me, I will make you a deal. If you let me get Chinese food today, I promise to order at least 75% vegetable-dominated dishes and to skip the bacon on my next set of pizzas and the garlic bread on my next big bowl of spaghetti.
No, I don't care how much it costs. I used to smoke over $300 a month and order way more food than I do now, I can afford this easily and comfortably. Don't worry about March, between what I lent Mom and what Dad is holding on to for me I'll easily have a grand saved up by then. And I'm proooobably not going to spend it all.
And I'll even be walking up to the bank and back to get money to do it, because they don't have debit on delivery! This is actually in your favor, later me. I think this will work out beautifully for both of us.
SELF HANDSHAKE
kthxbye
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:46 pm
Cabron LaSwan Later me, I will make you a deal. If you let me get Chinese food today, I promise to order at least 75% vegetable-dominated dishes and to skip the bacon on my next set of pizzas and the garlic bread on my next big bowl of spaghetti.
No, I don't care how much it costs. I used to smoke over $300 a month and order way more food than I do now, I can afford this easily and comfortably. Don't worry about March, between what I lent Mom and what Dad is holding on to for me I'll easily have a grand saved up by then. And I'm proooobably not going to spend it all.
And I'll even be walking up to the bank and back to get money to do it, because they don't have debit on delivery! This is actually in your favor, later me. I think this will work out beautifully for both of us.
SELF HANDSHAKE
kthxbye This agreement requires a witness. I nominate past LPS.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:20 pm
Dulnair Cabron LaSwan Later me, I will make you a deal. If you let me get Chinese food today, I promise to order at least 75% vegetable-dominated dishes and to skip the bacon on my next set of pizzas and the garlic bread on my next big bowl of spaghetti.
No, I don't care how much it costs. I used to smoke over $300 a month and order way more food than I do now, I can afford this easily and comfortably. Don't worry about March, between what I lent Mom and what Dad is holding on to for me I'll easily have a grand saved up by then. And I'm proooobably not going to spend it all.
And I'll even be walking up to the bank and back to get money to do it, because they don't have debit on delivery! This is actually in your favor, later me. I think this will work out beautifully for both of us.
SELF HANDSHAKE
kthxbye This agreement requires a witness. I nominate past LPS. The deal was annulled in favor of frozen onion rings. Later me is pissed.
Laters gonna late.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:27 pm
I think my cat got allergic to herself. Every time she cleans herself now, she goes into a sneezing fit.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:25 pm
Hello, everyone. I've decided to give some short reviews to a selection of video games. Why? No reason, I'm just really ******** bored.
Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time: 12/10
OoT is ******** flawless. Anyone who disagrees is just an uptight hipster a*****e looking for attention. These people constantly use its popularity and critical acclaim to declare it an overrated shitfest, which annoys the hell out of me. Way I see it, what’s really overrated is all the Zelda games that came before and after Ocarina of Time that suck at being Ocarina of Time, especially Majora’s Mask.
Final Fantasy VII: 10/10
[Same as Ocarina of Time, except replace “Majora’s Mask” with “Final Fantasy VIII”]
The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim: 9.011111111111Error404 razz ageNotFound/10
The glitches are to be expected in a game this big, so I don’t care too much about them. The game is actually rather fun and challenging once people stop being pussies and actually play the game on Adept or higher difficulty and also stop using p***y-a** Thief/Assassin builds.
Contra III: The Alien Wars: 10/10
Challenging gameplay, no load times, great graphics for its time, and infinite ammo (a gameplay trope that really needs to make a comeback).
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: 10/10
Another flawless game. Get it and enjoy it or get bent.
Pokémon Black and White: 7.59999999999999999999999999999999999956/10
Eh, it was alright. Some of the Pokémon kind of suck and I don’t mean “design suck” I mean “statwise suck” because holy Christ this new generation has some of the slowest Pokémon ever (low Speed stat).
Ikaruga : 10/10
Another flawless game that challenges people and makes them realize they suck at playing video games.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl : 5/10
This game is a coin toss; half the time I play it I enjoy it, the other half I’d rather play Melee instead. They nerfed Link, used Ganondorf’s fatass appearance, put Sonic into the game, got rid of Roy and Mewtwo, Mr. Game & Watch is still annoying, and everything feels way to slow. Not to mention playing with the Wii Remote feels like playing with boxing gloves on; thankfully having compatibility with the Gamecube controller alleviates that gripe.
Quake: 10/10
It’s not Halo or Call of Duty, so it automatically gets a 10.
Halo (series): ((x-10) when x =10) /2020909882828
Seriously, ******** Halo. The first game was decent, but I think this series really needs to ******** off now.
Fable III: 1/(sqrt(25)*2)
Same as Halo. The first two games were decent, but this series now needs to die.
Farmville: 3.0^-08/10
This is not a real video game. Quit playing it.
The Sims 3: sqrt(9)/10
BORING. I used to like The Sims, but I don’t know what finally made me realize that this series kind of sucks. All you do is sit around being bored off your a** and watch some virtual douchebag sit around being bored off his a** and working a s**t job he hates so he can buy bullshit he doesn’t need. Even killing Sims in fire or making them starve to death got boring after a while. Quit it with the foreplay and let me make a Sim kill another Sim with a nailed two-by-four already; then maybe the series will hold my interest for at least another couple of hours.
Street Fighter 2: ((5*2)*1) / 10
Again, another flawless game. Get it.
My Life: 0/10
Holy s**t, this game rules. Awesome graphics, full virtual reality control style,amazingly lifelike interactions with NPC's. You can do many things in my life like play video games, take 500-calorie-burning megashits in the toilet, fail at getting laid, and work a s**t job to pay for bullshit you don't need. This game is the best.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:58 pm
I disliked OoT, but I'm not a big Zelda fan in the first place.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:01 pm
Ocarina of Time is an over rated game. It's far from flawless... anyone who thinks so clearly needs to take off the nostaligia glasses.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:02 pm
Decavolty I disliked OoT, but I'm not a big Zelda fan in the first place. I really liked it. I spent 90% of my time riding around on Epona hunting poes, myself.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:04 pm
OOT was good. Not the best game I've ever played, but to each their own. It's known to be one of the best games though.
And Charcarodinxoxoxoluciferbieber, have you tried Brawl Minus?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:08 pm
Also, ******** you Lali-Ho for making me do math mad
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:11 pm
******** you. The assassin build is the way to go in Skyrim.
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