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Minielf

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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:51 pm

`intox!cated[sins]

I've gotten some before.
I never read them.
:/

-nodnod-
Perhaps Mini is too embarrased to admit that he secretly wants his p***s enlarged?

Bye Sapphire~

If I was so embarassed I wouldn't be so carefree about my own p***s size. rolleyes I've never been in a full blown operation before and I want to stay operation fee as long as possible. Getting a p***s enlargement will require going under the knife.

Sapphire: Have fun in Disyneyland Paris. I bet you're going to take lots of pictures.

Tosh: Wow, you've lost your virginity before you've turned 14. Amazing. razz How many guys have have you bagged then? pirate

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:48 am

Tut tut.

Tosh sounds like a slut.

talk2hand

But what if this operation's the best thing that's ever happened to you, Mini?

-sticks a videocamera in the closet-
:minininja:

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Minielf

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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:26 am

I know what the best things that could possibly happen to me in my life would be, and having a p***s enlargement operation isn't one of them. I'm not some crazy white trash dude that just wants to shag girls, drink booze and do drugs every day. Besides, my mother would never approve of it, and I still look very highly upon my mother, as she's the member of my family I respect the most.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:08 pm

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Stereotype much. talk2hand

Well.

Even Sluts don't sleep and tell. ;D

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xiiao-ai

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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:59 pm

Psht.

'Course they do.

They swap stories whilst waiting for some lonely guy to pull up.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:23 am

-Tackles sin-
I passed my IELTs for the Graduate's Degree entrance!
Now I get homework again.*sigh*

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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:40 am

ninja heart

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:39 pm

-glomps Niph-

@Purest;;
-slides out from under you-
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Gratz <3

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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:28 pm

t0shi0

Bah. Have fun. =3=;;

Elfy. : D

Come inside the closet.

I'll show you how you fair up against the other guys I've slept with.

HEY back off. we disscussed this. he owns me and hes mine...
blaugh blaugh sweatdrop

SIN! making a porno now are we?

and asian guys are known for there small penises.
and blacks and mexicans for big ones.
and whites like in the normal.

and elfy dont go insulting white guys. im half cracker hehe. jkkk well i am but w/e

oh and aparently bigger penises more pleasure? but of course i wouldnt know ninja

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:06 pm

Relax, relax.

Tosh has her standards.

talk2hand

-points to sign: 'You must be this rich to sleep with Tosh -insert picture of Charlie-'-

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Minielf

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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:59 pm

Kodocha579

t0shi0

Bah. Have fun. =3=;;

Elfy. : D

Come inside the closet.

I'll show you how you fair up against the other guys I've slept with.

HEY back off. we disscussed this. he owns me and hes mine...
blaugh blaugh sweatdrop

SIN! making a porno now are we?

and asian guys are known for there small penises.
and blacks and mexicans for big ones.
and whites like in the normal.

and elfy dont go insulting white guys. im half cracker hehe. jkkk well i am but w/e

oh and aparently bigger penises more pleasure? but of course i wouldnt know ninja

Sorry if I hurt your feelings by dissing white guys, but I was just affirming my own racial identity. xd Not all white guys fit that stereotype but a lot of them do.
It is true that asians tend to have relatively small penises. ninja And very few asian guys actually go under the knife when they're born (You know what operation I'm talking about). I still have mine intact.
And yeah guys with bigger penises give much better sexual experiences to girls. Of course I don't have first hand accounts myself. xp

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:52 pm

A porn video of Mini?
Never.
Simply going to take photos and stick them all over the internet.

But I'll keep the camera in there for future purposes.
o:

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Minielf

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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:24 am

What are you planning on taking sleazy photos of me and distributing them on the web?!! eek scream
Well, it's going to be damn hard to do so. You don't even known where I live.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:26 am

Who said she doesn't?
ninja
Who said she does.....
Probably she doesn't.
But she could be some 900-year-old stalker from Nebraska who drugs peoples......
But I don't know.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:18 pm

What?!

Sin's a 9oo yr old stalker?

Why was I not informed? D;

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