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Penises on steroids.

Purest-kun is worth 3.25 mill?
O<
-hates him moar-

..
-gets in cupboard with Purest-
ninja

Oh really, do you actually believe in those ads? rolleyes

Sapphire: Well, foot long penises have been known to exist. I've heard that Black males are renowned for their huge penises. And I'd read about some male porn stars like Ron Jeremy who have absolutely enormous schlongs. But most of them I bet were naturally like that. p***s enlargement is actually a really disgusting procedure, and it has a 90% failure rate. They don't so much enlarge it as they stretch the actual skin of the p***s until it's longer than normal and that usually makes normal weeing a tad bit difficult...Ick, I realize I've said too much, and gone way over into 18+ territory. You and Tosh are underage after all. ninja

Mini.

I seriously didn't wanna know what happens during a p***s enlargement >.>

You think I'd want to subject myself to excruciating pain for my entire life? stare Anyway, I don't give a damn if my p***s is small. I'm happy with how I am. I only know about the entire process because I read a lot about them. ninja

o:
He added a ninja at the end.
Perhaps he has a p***s enlargement fetish?

For a moment, I thought Kisa's sn was purple.
D:

I got p***s enlargement e-mails before

None of em ever explained about the p***s enlargements.

Thank god.

Is Mini planning to use the p***s enlargement thingy when he does give a damn? =O


BTW I'll be DEFINITELY offline from Gaia and the internetz until Saturday.

I'm off to Paris pirate

And Disneyland on Friday ^^ <3

Bad thing about it is that I'm going by coach and ferry...it takes more than 9 hours to get to the hotel near Paris from England >.>;;;

I have to sit in the coach for 4 hours in France according to the itinerary Dx

We do nothing special tomorrow, we spend a whole day travelling to France @.@