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 Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:35 pm
THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT!!!
We went to Washington D.C. for our band trip my freshman year and everytime we went past the Washington Monument, these three girls on my bus would always say 'THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT!!!'.
G.O.O.A.A. (Pronunciation GWA) - Geometric Octagon Orgy Awkward Alliance
1) No sexual activity under four crooked lines.
2) We're not gonna take it...we're gonna give it.
3) Da Da Da Dum!
4) Da Da Da Dum!
5) Breaks in Beethoven!
7) Your mom's face!
cool You value your instrument more than your life.
9) You value your reed more than your instrument.
10) Pink goes good with green.
11) Walk this way...then walk away!
12) Whatever the next rule is...
13) SUCK IT!!!
14) I don't remember...
15) Oh yeah!
This is the alliance three of our low reeds made up one football game. We were high off the water they gave us and we randomly decided to make rules for our alliance G.O.O.A.A.
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:00 am
its not a band inside joke but the percussion in mii band call this one girls is always mad for no reason so the percussin section calls her wp(whining Puppy)
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:51 am
Once this kid had a birthday on a concert, and everyone was making him all flustered. So now, at every concert and competition, we say "Happy Birthday Tim!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:11 am
It's really just me, Matt, Brooks, Erik, and Dakota who have these but ours are:
Oh My God, Becca, really?
Gary's going to get shot in the head at the concert
West side
You're draggin
Erik you tard
Jesus Christ Superstar!
Oh my god a spider!
We have a whole lot more... use your imagination for these
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:25 am
Coltan you're my stick man...what's my stick saying?(that's just wind symphony)
You sound like teenagers(or turtles) having sex!
DON'T FORGET YOUR BLACK SOCKS!!!(We started that this year after we got in trouble at a football game...because some idiots didn't have their black socks...so we say it all the time now.)
Helen Keller could hear(or see) that!
Mr.Brown didn't do it like that..
Tradition? What's that?
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:47 pm
*revive*
"James! WATCH ME OR _________!"
Every class our director comes up with something different for the blank...
A few he's said...
"I'll stab you through the forehead with my baton!"
"I'll throw you in the lake at Disney after the concert!"
"I'll twist your head off! Five or so turns should do it..."
"I'll come back there and MAKE you!" (not that funny, but James's face was! XDD )
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:20 pm
Oh God, our Band has so many that have spawned from random moments. A few of the more recent ones.
1 I-ga-go (evidently it's a percussion instrument similiar to a cow bell. We didn't know that when our BD said it)
2 Boijap. (Bo-e-zap) Our BD exclaimed this one day. It is now the word for the sound the gong makes.
3 Fan-Tabulous. What the clarinets say when we take roll.
4 Jack Black on mushrooms. (We were playing a song, and our BD asked us what we thought of when we played it. This is what the drummers came up with. )
There's probably more.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:48 pm
Aaaah...these are funny...(to us) But some of them I don't even get...
1. Fires of Your Mama
2. Mcdonald's Cave
3. Taco Bell's Cavern
4. Seagulls!
5. Jazz Quake
7. Jazz Java
8. *cough* AGH. Cirgarettes.
9. Jazz Ball
10. Jazz Mouse
11. Jazz Monkey
12. Jazz Mobile
13. What's a measure?
14. Apple Juice!
15. I'm gonna shoot your pikachu with my gamma rays!
16. You stepped on my cookie!
There are a lot more I can't even remember...but ya... xD
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:29 pm
1. One time, at band camp, our band director told us to spread our legs and shove it up.
2. Cabbage Patch
3. Polar Bears
4. Why does that clock look weird? It's a thermometer...
5. You gotta treat it like a lady. But I'm a girl. Then treat it like a man. I don't treat my men like that
6. You have to grope the bass drum. Here, let me show you. GET IT MR.WILEY!
7. Prairie Dog
Explanations:
1. End of a song, we're supposed to spread our legs, bend backwards and point our horns to the sky. Why couldn't he have put it that way?
2. Band directors signature dance move.
3. I'm not too sure what the whole thing is about the polar bears, but we have this poster, with polar bears on it with something about learning from mistakes, and we take it to every function with us.
4. BD's first year, everyone kept looking at the clock and packing up before time, so he ripped the clock off the wall and replaced it with a thermometer. Every freshman tries to figure it out, until someone tells them.
5. Our bass drummers during marching band beat the sh*t out of the drums, so the BD went back there, demonstrated and said "You gotta treat it like a lady" so of course, our one female bass drummer goes "But I ain't got a lady" "Ok then treat it like a man" "Mr. Wiley, I do NOT treat my men that nicely"
6. Idiot drummer doesn't know how to play the concert bass right, BD had to demonstrate.
7. BD is a prairie dog... o.O
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:01 pm
Alison's a mallet holder. XDD
She's not, don't ask...
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:10 pm
Kaleira if u think your band directors are bad then u have never met mine! he is the worst! he conslantly spits on the flutes(thank god im not one) and he barely teaches us anything, he mostly talks about greek mythology! and i got into a fight with him 2day because our concert is 2night and he wouldnt let me sit on the end! because im a 1st chair and there supposed 2 sit on the end but he wouldnt let me he said the saxs have 2 be there(o well theres always next year) stressed this is a really late reply, that isnt funny, but, its kinda just bugging me a little but oh well xp 1st chairs are actually supposed to be in the center like your 1st trombone && 1st trumpet will sit sext to each other, then to the left of the 1st trombone will be 2nds, and the right of the 1st trumpet will be seconds so theyre all grouped together and yeah O.o
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:06 am
well i i told you then they wouln't be inside anymore but i will tell you the words.
1.Froggy
2.Lizzard
3.Fishy
4.Mib
5.Eskimo
6.You're all ugly
We alsohave some funny things for some musical terms.
7.rit.
8.dim.
and
9.f. ff. fff
we have more but it's actually time for school. so bye!
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:33 am
These are some more. Some are from friends, some are mine.
There's "Band Crap"
BD told us my rookie year in marching band that we would "live, eat, brathe, drink, sleep, and crap band!"
playing footsie with your stick
A bunch of rookie guys in my summercamp friend's marching band were hanging out, and one of them was in the drumline, so he had his drumsticks with him. He kept tossing them and catching them, but dropped it at one point. Having only sandals on, he slipped one off and tried to use his foot to pick up the stick.
"He broke his stick!"
In friend's band, there is one kid (snare) who always broke his drum sticks. One day, their BD yelled, "You broke your stick AGAIN!?!"
There are others, but I'm blanking at the moment...
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:53 pm
1. We call the low brass section the brassholes sometimes, or the "Heavy Metal."
2. A student came up with a joke for my band director going like this:
Person A:"How do you know your band directors lame?"
Person B:"I don't know. How?"
Person A:"You know he's lame when his name is Mr. Hoehn!"
(Hoehn is read the same as "Hane." We don't know why. He doesn't even know why. It's just a german thing in his family.)
3. Woodwinds are called "Reedy-things" by the band director, sometimes.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:38 pm
This isn't exactly an inside joke, per se, but it is fun...
We now call Sparky's clarinet the clarabayonettablade!!!
At commencement, he noticed that the shadow, when he held it straight up, looked like a gun, and he started going on about it not just being a gun; it had to be a fully automatic rifle with a bayonet (bayonet on the reed end). So I called it the clarabayonet. Then, he thought about it and decided that the bell end should have a sword that comes out of it, so I ammended the name. Thus, it is now the clarabayonettablade!
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