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 Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:19 pm
CANTEEN
Sa canteen nag-order ang isang kano
Kano: Will you please give me a few two..
Tindera: What,.. Sir?
Kano: I said, "Few two!"
Tindera: Ay!! You want Puto!
Kano: Yeah.. that's right
Tindera: Baliw na kano to, puto lang.. pa few two.. few two pa, gantihan ko nga..
Tindera: Sir? few ti or few la?
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:44 pm
HOSPITAL
Isang binata naputulan ng parehong braso, pagdating sa ospital
Binata: Doc, gamutin nyo po ako, naputol pareho ang braso ko.
Doc: Mga anong oras ka ba naputulan?
Binata: Mga 10 oras napo
Doc: 10? Eh, bakit ngyon ka lang pumunta rito?
Binata: HALLER? Mahirap kayang pumara ng sasakyan.
hahahaha
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:41 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:50 am
Sa BAHAY
magoorder si Erap ng dalawang pabo, magsusulat siya ng order:
Erap: I want to order two gooses---teka parang mali...
a few minutes later
Erap: I want to order two geeses---mali pa rin...
more than a few minutes later
Erap: I want a two goosey----mali pa rin!
later on, sa meat shop
Order from Erap: I want to order a goose---AT ISA PA.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:00 am
There's a lot more to come dre wink haha
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:44 pm
bawi lang ko next time. busy pa. XDD eto lang muna..
A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lie.. Doesn't Cheat..
And Doesn't ExiSts. XDDD
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:22 am
QUOTE
Ang pagmamahal kailangan ding my EFFORT!
Mahal Kita Effort!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:14 pm
Pedro: Anong tawag sa isda na nagfe-fencing?
Juan: Ang dali naman nyan. Edi Swordfish!
Pedro: Mali.
Juan: Eh ano?
Pedro: Edi, PATINGTINGTINGTING~
Lol. corny. HAHAHAHAHA emotion_facepalm
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:01 pm
GOOD MANNERZ
Anak: Nay, Tinuruan po kami ng Good Moral sa school!
Nanay: Wow, Very Good!
Lolo: Edi marunong kanang gumalang?
Anak: Natural! tanga kaba?
enebeyen
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:18 am
JACKAL17 Extreme si0pz eto joke... panget ako....  joke ba yan? parang totoo lang rofl rofl HAHAHAHAH emotion_awesome
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:19 am
7-hexene Pedro: Anong tawag sa isda na nagfe-fencing?
Juan: Ang dali naman nyan. Edi Swordfish!
Pedro: Mali.
Juan: Eh ano?
Pedro: Edi, PATINGTINGTINGTING~
Lol. corny. HAHAHAHAHA emotion_facepalm
HAHAHAHAHAH emotion_dowant
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:21 am
P U V Z CELLPHONEPedro: Ano cellphone mo?
Erning: Apple. Ikaw?
Pedro: Blackberry eh! Ikaw Boni!?
Boni: Cherry lang, Ikaw Juan?
Juan: Rambutan!
hahahaha rofl rofl rofl rofl aHAHAHAHAHAHaa rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:48 pm
mabuhay ka ulit..guild.. xd xd xd
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:12 pm
ITO ITO
nanay: anak msakit ba ung libreng tuli ni mayor??
bata: hnd po.. huhuhu..
nanay: ee bkit ka umiiyak??
bata: ee kc po nilagyan pa nila ng tattoo.. ang haba ng nkasulat..
"a project of mayor Jejomar Binay.. ganito kami sa makati.. ganito sana sa buong bansa!! "
LOL
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:32 am
Editia La Rushinea LOL. Is this considered, "Laughable?"  edit: fixed link HAHA. rofl rofl rofl
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